Ten thousand dollars is too much for a whore

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I just finished watching an interview Adam Carolla did with American comedian and self-described train wreck Artie Lange on Youtube. In the video Artie talks about having short time sessions with $10,000 whores in Vegas.

Of course whores is what he calls them. I don’t normally use the term because a lot of people, not least of all some sex workers, consider it demeaning.  I actually think prostitutes are just doing another job like anyone else though they provide a service that is superior to a lot of really scummy work like chasing ambulances. Whatever the case the job is the job and in almost no circumstances does it warrant ten large.

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At one point in the interview Adam Carolla’s female sidekick asks Artie if the sex is any better with a “$10,000 whore.” He quickly replies with a succinct and resolute “no.” According to him the extra money is only warranted because the women are so hot. He says the less expensive women who go for $200 are more passionate and the women who work for even less than that are the best at giving blowjobs.

Artie then justifies the outrageous ten thousand dollar expense by saying the women are like “21 year old Playboy Playmates.” With all respect due to Artie, let me tell why you everything he said is wrong.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Anyone can say anyone looks like a playmate. It’s subjective and baseless. I’ve had guys tell me they were married to the most beautiful woman on earth only to encounter their spouse later and confuse her for a wild bison. The only women who we can accurately say look like Playmates are actual Playmates and they probably won’t be hanging out in Vegas hotels waiting for comedians to wander in, at least not while they are in their prime anyway.

As I said beauty is totally subjective but most guys can agree on a certain appearance that is generally considered hot and sexy. The amount of guys that go into Japanese peep shows, Thai go go bars, go go bars in the Philippines, European red light districts, Latin American night clubs and a variety of other adult venues prove that there are plenty of beautiful women in these places. They’re not all model material but gems can be found without a doubt and they rarely charge more than 100 US dollars for some sex. Usually the rate is much lower than that.

Besides, actual true and living adult magazine models who have appeared in the pages of publications like Thai Penthouse are also available in Thai soapy massage parlors with a top rate of 10,000 Baht — not dollars — for a session, which comes out to around 300 US. That’s more like a monthly payment on a cheap car than the price of an entire cheap car bought outright. These women don’t just look like magazine models. They are magazine models.

Ten thousand dollars can get you an entire vacation to a place like Thailand or the Philippines where you can spend days and nights fucking away to your heart’s content. Threesome, foursomes, moresomes, facials, anal and a whole host of other activities can be purchased many times over.

After all, ten thousand dollars is a lot of dough. You can get your dick sucked by 19 year old Vietnamese babes with excellent bodies 855 times in Saigon with that amount of money.

What if a guy doesn’t have the time, energy or heart to travel overseas? Well there’s a ton of action right in the good ol US of A. Korean massage parlors filled with beautiful women who could definitely model in some magazines are available for 150 to 200 dollars an hour. There are also a lot of escorts who work for a similar rate.

Some guys may not be into Asians. The escorts come in all colors, shapes and sizes. Plus there are Russian massage parlors, Latin massage parlors, brothels and a bunch of other places. The ten G girls that guys like Artie, Elliot Spitzer and Wall Street brokers seem to love most aren’t generally any better than the women who work for prices that regular guys can afford. Trust me I know. I’ve never been rich or famous but I’m willing to bet I’ve bedded more commercial sex workers than most so-called superstars.

 

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