A review of every blow job bar in Bangkok

It is no secret that Bangkok is home to quite a few blow job bars. Still some people remain unaware. For those who don’t know these BJ bars are places where women do oral sex for a set amount of money. Sometimes they aren’t even bars at all. And they certainly aren’t places where people hang out for regular drinks. The sucking is the main focus.

This might seem shocking to those who are just learning about the situation. But for the blow job bar babes themselves and regular customers like me this is all just a normal part of everyday life. So I am glad to inform all you guys out there about what really goes on in the land of smiles.

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Even if you have experience with the blow job bars of Bangkok you may not have visited them all. You might not even know how many of these places actually exist. I am willing to share my knowledge with whoever wants to read it. So here you are!

A while back I did a review of every blowjob bar in Pattaya. It only seems right that I review every Bangkok BJ bar too. After all, Bangkok probably has the most blowjob bars per square meter in the world after Pattaya or maybe Tokyo.

I should mention all of the Bangkok BJ bars that have shut down in recent years too. The list is unfortunately long. It includes Mike’s Place, Lollipop 1, Lollipop 2, Bit Style, Star of Love, Tokyo Jogakuen and Kangaroo. On the other hand a few new places have opened in the last few years too. So not all is lost.

Star of Light

Star of Light is one of the oldest existing blowjob bars in Bangkok. It is so old in fact that the place is located in the decrepit Patpong district that hasn’t been popular since Bill Clinton was getting sucked off in the White House.

Although this place is aged it is not bad. In fact I think Star of Light is one of the best BJ bars in all of Bangkok if only because it retains all the old underground charm. A handful of average looking but talented chicks work here. They sit outside. When you walk up and pick a chick they join you inside.

It’s just a tiny little bar with two booths. You can get head at the bar, in the booths or in the cramped back room if you are shy. I always get mine right out in the open, preferably while chatting with the bar tender. There’s nothing else like it. Except maybe getting jacked off while talking to the foot massage girl at Rio in Macau.

Duangporn’s Haven

This place used to be called Som’s Haven. A lady by the name of Duangporn with the nickname Som runs it. Sometimes she is there. Most times she is not. Years ago she used to work in a BJ bar where she became legendary as one of the greatest cocksmiths in all of human history. I never got to experience that but I am pretty damn sure I saw her in an old Thai porno once.

Duangporn’s is one the best blowjob bars in Bangkok. It is definitely the biggest. It fills up a huge building near the famous and busy Asoke intersection. But if you don’t know where it is I doubt you would accidentally stumble upon the place.

This shop has a mix of veteran oral experts and newer trainees. But they’re all pretty damn good at blowing. There is a short 23 year old chick here with one of the best natural pairs of tits I have seen since Tittiporn.

Rose’s Bar

Like Star of Light, Rose’s Bar is one of the last old school BJ bars in Bangkok. But Rose’s is even older than the SOL. And so are the women who work there.

This place is also located in Patpong. It seems like it might not be long for this world. At the same time it’s been perfectly preserved in the same state since at least the 1990’s. Ging there is like walking into a dive bar in a 30 year old B-movie. Except here they suck cock on the couches and bar stools.

I’ve been to Rose’s a few times. I always have a lot of fun with the friendly old hags inside. One time I even saw a chick in her late 20’s or 30’s. But she was busy riding some guy in the other corner. So I just stuck with my usual gum job from granny.

Magic Table

We could debate whether or not Magic Table is actually a blowjob bar. But since you can walk in off the street and order up a suck I am going to include it in this list.

If you have been here before you may remember that I did a full review of Magic Table all the way back in 2014. For the most part that review has stood the test of time.

Basically this is a bar with mirrored tables. A couple of chicks get up on the tables and dance. They don’t wear panties. So if you look down at the mirror you see their sexy holes. You can also get a head job in the VIP rooms in the back. This is nice because they have some of the most comfortable chairs I’ve ever sat in. The actual oral is secondary.

Afterskool

Here’s another bar that isn’t technically a head shop. It’s actually one of the many go go bars on Soi Cowboy. So why is it here?

At Afterskool there are a team of women who will provide oral relief to guys in the seats. This is like the best of both worlds since you can still get a nice view of the stage where the other chicks are dancing.

Unfortunately this is one of the more expensive suck offs in town. Plus they are a lot more restrained these days. Sometimes they build a human shield around a guy so no one else will see what is going on. Other times they simply don’t offer the service at all. Still, I look back fondly on getting my bologna bobbed on in the bleachers.

Wood Bar

Wood Bar has got to be the most famous blowjob bar in Bangkok. But it is definitely not the best. The place became world famous after some major news sources covered it. People were astonished that they could walk in and buy a BJ for a few hundred Baht.

Then the usual Thai way kicked in. The bar was closed. Then it was repainted, renamed, and reopened a few days later. Nothing really changed at all, including the staff or the services. It was all about face. And yes they still do facials. At least for a tip.

Wood Bar used to be known as Dr BJ’s. Back then it had 20 to 30 women on the clock. All of them were enthusiastic and good. These days you’re lucky if you see 5 chicks inside. They’re mostly average looking older chicks with bad attitudes. They give head in these lame little wooden booths with blown own chairs too. I rarely go there anymore.

Lolita’s

Lolita’s is one of the original blow job bars in Bangkok. It has changed locations and even owners a few times. But the model stayed the same. In the bar, pick a lady, go upstairs and sit down on a couch. Lady takes off her top, puts a pillow on the ground, kneels down, pulls a privacy curtain and then sucks until it spurts.

The chicks are all over 21. Some are way over. So what about the name? I think it is just a play on the theme. That’s why the blowers all wear plaid skirts. I like the skirts but a few times I visited and they had on street clothes. I still got my rod worked anyway.

Lolita’s was so popular that at one point it opened franchise locations in other parts of Thailand. The original Pattaya Lolita’s closed after the owner died. The two other Lolita’s in smaller cities shut down too. There is a newer Lolita’s in Pattaya but I don’t even know if it is affiliated.

Sadly the owner of Lolita’s in Bangkok committed suicide recently. So I don’t know what the fate of this place will be. All I can do is review it on the merits of how it was before the pandemic changed the world.

Number of women: 5-10
Environment: Sleazy
Attractiveness of women: Low-Average
Skill level: Average-High
Price: 800 Baht
Location: http://www.lolitasbangkok.com/location.html

Kasalong

Kasalong is a sort of spin off of Lolita’s. Apparently it was started by a lady named oil who got tired of slobbing knob at the other shop. So she opened her own. Coincidentally it about 15 steps away from Lolita’s. You just walk through a little alley and you’re there.

The setup is basically the same too. The chicks sit outside wearing white button up shirts and blue skirts. They also go upstairs, take off their tops and give great head. But they do it in more private rooms. The rooms also have sinks inside so they can wash off the cocks before and after blowing them. At Lolita’s they just use wet wipes.

It’s hard to go wrong with any place where you can get your cock sucked for a little over $20. But some places have little touches that make them superior. Kasalong is one of those places. I would say either Kasalong or Duangporn’s Haven is the best blowjob bar in Bangkok.

7 Heaven

SOL or Kasalong may be the best BJ bars in Bangkok. But 7 Heaven has the best looking babes by far. In fact this is the only suck shop I know of in Bangkok where you can reliably find good looking women any time you go. Even the owner is hot. Unfortunately for us she no longer sucks schlongs for money. On the other hand she oversees a team of chicks who do.

Like I said this place hires mainly hot chicks. They even post their pictures on the website. When you go in they show the pictures on an iPad and tell you to choose.

This place kind of has a Japanese style. That means they have a menu too. Other than that though the place is basically like any other BJ bar in Bangkok. Except that they have tables in the little rooms instead of chairs. And they charge more.

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