Where to get a golden shower in Bangkok

They say when it rains it pours. During rainy season, there can be daily downpours in Bangkok that make it tough to get around. But golden showers go down every day of the year. And for a certain subset of people, they are something to look forward to and even spend money on.

What exactly is a golden shower? Well, it’s not a mythical event when gold falls from the sky. That wouldn’t be as good as it sounds anyway. Imagine getting hit by a chunk of gold bullion falling from the clouds. A golden shower is also known as watersports or pee play. Basically’s it’s a euphemism for peeing on people. Some people like to give golden showers and some like to receive them. And some people go both ways.

A lot of people are probably turned off to the idea of golden showers all together. That’s totally understandable to me. It’s exactly the most glamorous of the exotic arts. But there are indeed people who are into this sort of thing.

I am not really a dabbler when it comes to watersports. I’m more of a dribbler. I have leaked on a few chicks here and there, usually by request. But there were two occasions when I got so worked up that I had the ladies let loose the sparkling stream. One or two also did it on their own accord, but those weren’t paid sessions. The two times money changed hands were in Bangkok, where this kind of thing is pretty easy to find.

Golden shower service

Although Pattaya is probably the most famous city in the world for sex, there is arguably a wider variety of place in the capital. There are fetish places in Japan where you can get almost any service you want. But you usually have to be Japanese or at least be fluent in their language. Even then you have to jump through a lot of hoops and spend a good amount of money. On the other hand, the places you can find golden shower service in Bangkok are usually some of the best priced in the entire city.

If you’ve ever read my post on where to get a kinky massage in Bangkok then you’re already ahead of the game. A lot of the places I mentioned there have at least some chicks who will do a golden shower. That’s the thing about golden showers in Bangkok. Some chicks will do them and others won’t, even at the kinky places.

The service isn’t ever written on the menu either, at least that I have seen. I’ve looked over a lot of price lists in Bangkok including the thick binders at places like Exotic Massage and Analisa that have more pages than some holy books. But I can’t remember ever seeing “pee on me” listed as one of the services. I have seen it mentioned on the website for the Devil’s Den in Pattaya before they changed everything, but nothing in Bangkok.

Seeking golden showers in Bangkok

The counterpart to the Devil’s Den in Pattaya is Eden in Bangkok. They definitely have chicks who give golden showers and even some who happily receive them. The main issues there are the price and the age and looks of the ladies. They have a lot of older and bigger chicks, and you have to take a minimum of two at a time. On the plus side, there are no extra fees.

There are many other places in Bangkok where at least some of the staff are happy to hose guys down. And they’re mostly cheaper than Eden. There are even some chicks around these places who are up for bathing in the warm waters of the call of nature themselves. Shops I’ve seen with golden shower service include:

• Absolute Massage (Soi 22)
• Exotic Massage (Soi 22)
• Sensual Masage (Soi 22)
• Honey Bee (Soi 22)
• Paradise (Soi 22)
• Tantra Massage (Ratchadaphisek Rd)

As you can clearly see, the majority of these places are located on Sukhumvit Soi 22. There’s a little side road there that is filled with the “kinky massage” styles places. If you just walk in they’ll usually point you to a hand job, BJ or full service massage. But if you ask, and if they can understand you, they usually have some chicks who can give or receive golden showers. Givers are a lot easier to find but some are okay with getting wet too.

It wouldn’t surprise me to hear that at least some of the chicks in other porn star experience shops would be up for given or even receiving either. Places like Tulip Massage and Snow White Massage along Sukhumvit in Bangkok are legendary for having “down for anything” women. They don’t ask for a ton of money either. But to be totally honest, they’re are some old, fat and ugly chicks in those places. You might find a hot twenty year old with a perfect body. And I might find a five carat flawless diamond on the floor.

How much is a golden shower?

Like I said, I’ve never actually seen a golden shower service listed on any menus. At the same time, I have never heard of any specific price being given for the service either. The chicks either do it or they don’t. Offering more money won’t change their minds, unless it’s some huge amount. They usually just throw it in as a part of the service, if it is something they do. And at least with the places I’ve listed above they don’t normally ask for a tip either. Sure anyone would be happy to get paid more than the going rate for work. I would too. But the Soi 22 and Eden ladies thankfully don’t ask for anything above the agreed upon prices.

A normal massage with a kinky twist usually runs between 1000 and 2000 Baht for an hour or so. That means the whole package costs between thirty and sixty American dollars. The final price depends on the place and what is involved. They usually have additional charges for things like upgraded rooms, extended time, and additional chicks. But I’ve never heard of a price on piss.

Some of the mistresses in Bangkok might have set menus. Maybe they do have a set price for pee play. But the kinky massage shops I’ve seen just throw it in. They include it with the other little extras like foot worship. That’s one of the reason why the places are possible. Another is the low prices. I don’t think anyone goes to Soi 22 seeking out beauty queens.

There are some sexy chicks on Soi 22, but you have to dig to find them. The prettiest chicks know they are a hot commodity too. So they’re aren’t always up for the fun and adventure of the older and let us say “less sexy” ladies. There is always a balance between finding babes and finding performers. But Bangkok has so much to offer that I usually find what I’m looking for. Or I get so worn out by the search that I settle on something suitable and call it a day.