Lame shit I’ve been seeing in Thai go go bars
Yesterday I wrote about the worst go go bar in Pattaya and now I’m on a roll. I don’t want to rant but I’ve been seeing some really lame shit in Thai go go bars lately. Today I saw something that really took the cake for me. A dude was sitting behind me in a go go bar buying drinks for everyone and anyone he could find.
It was a fairly well known go go bar where some of the chicks take their tits out some of the time. If you get them a drink they sit with you and they’re usually cool with you fondling their boobs a bit, but it’s no wild place where you can do all sorts of shit.
This guy wasn’t just buying drinks for lots of girls either. That can be dumb enough but even I’ve bought drinks for a group of girls time to time when they were all hot and having a good time with me touching my special places and letting me do the same.
I am talking about a guy who was buying drinks for dozens of girls on stage, two big fat ugly old demanding mamasans, five fat waitresses, the fucking DJ, and, believe it or not, he actually called for the two Thai doormen to come in and get lady drinks too. Seriously, I’m not making this up.
Don’t spend other people’s money
Obviously it’s his money and he can do what he wants, but I just can’t figure out the point of this shit. Does this guy think he’s in Las Vegas tipping the door man to take care of him? Does he think he’ll get a better experience? That the staff will think better of him? Does he just want to throw money around? Or is he “man have good heart?” I honestly want to know, because on the surface it looked like about the lamest shit I have seen in a go go bar since I saw a drunk dude climb on stage and pulled down his pants to reveal his tiny pecker before collapsing.
What do the door man at go go bars think of me? Frankly I don’t give a fuck. I highly doubt they think anything. I go to go go bars to see the girls. I don’t care about the dudes out front, with the possible exception of the worst go go bar in Bangkok.
What the fuck?
I don’t much care for the mamasans either. Especially when they’re the demanding in your face types. In fact that same night one of the mamasans came over and asked me to buy her a drink when I was having a drink with a dancer there that I screw from time to time. I refused politely, but refused I did. I don’t mind having a good time and I’m nice to most people without fail unless they are rude to me. I don’t see a need to give money to any mamasans though.
I do tip waitresses for good service in the right circumstances. It’s not automatic though. I’m not an ATM. I’m a human being. So was the dude throwing drinks around like candy at a parade, but I was having a real issue figuring out his motivation. I can guarantee he didn’t get any better service than I did with my one lady drink and 1500 Baht short time purchase. He was so wasted he probably didn’t get any service at all.
My regular chick at the bar later told me that the dude ended up spending around 30,000 Baht in the bar. He stumbled out drunk with the biggest and in my opinion least good looking lady there too. So he dropped a thousand bucks. For a mere thousand Baht he could have banged a better looking chick on Soi 6 and used the rest of the money to do any number of things. I ask you: what the fuck?
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Heaven Above was one of the best go go bars in Thailand
All of the go go bars in Thailand are currently closed. At
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Beach Road is finished
Beach Road in Pattaya is finished. At least as a reliable spot
I’ve noticed that the majority of the people who throw money around at Thai gogo’s are usually Americans who are from Los Angeles or Las Vegas seeking attention and wanting to feel like a rockstar. They think by throwing money around in a strip club, they look like alpha-dog “Pimps” “Ballers” and “Mac Daddies.” What they don’t realize is that gogo’s in Thailand don’t work the same as American strip clubs and this just makes them look like beta chumps.
I’ve even seen American couples doing this and putting 500 and 1000 baht notes into the girl’s g-strings, acting like some whore charity organization. It’s simply retarded.
I’ve been inside gogo’s like Crazy House and Cowboy 2 on Soi Cowboy and see these idiots with big stacks of 20 and 50 baht bills sitting around the stage throwing bills at the girls and making it rain like some lame Las Vegas strip club. This would go on for an hour or so and all the other mongers in the go go would be like WTF?! Most of the time these chump guys would end up leaving with no girls. And half later later another idiot would turn up with stacks of baht to make it rain again. Sometimes it happened so many times in one night I’d have to leave the gogo cos all the girls were surrounding this retard with the stack of baht bills and nobody else could get any attention until he left.
This has become more common at Thai gogo’s in recent years so mamasan’s are prepared for it now. They now have pre-made stacks of 20 and 50 baht notes to change for anyone who wants to make it rain. I’ve seen it with my own eyes.
Also let’s not forget about the stupid buckets of pingpong balls you can buy at gogo’s for 1,000 baht. They also encourage you to throw in some 20 and 50 baht notes with all the balls. Then you take the bucket of pingpong balls and baht and dump it all on stage. Then you watch the gogo girls scramble on their hands and knees, like little hungry pigeons, picking all the balls and money up. I tried it one time but never again. I never understood the point of this. Talk about burning money. You might as well flush it down the toilet. For 700 baht more you can take one of the girls to your hotel room and bang her.
I never looked far enough into it to find out where they came from. They’re not really the kind of people I want to talk to. Actually I don’t want to talk to any man in a go go bar. Could be right though. I have definitely seen Japanese, Koreans and Germans do it. Knew where they were from when they talked. Go go bars are basically tourist traps anyway so it makes sense. The scene is basically dead now that the tourists have stopped coming. Expats don’t really go to go go bars.
I think the dude is probably just really rich and to him it’s like throwing away pennies. So when you do something of value for someone else, it makes you feel good. Him doing this probably made him feel good, and the cost from his point of view isn’t much. Finally, he probably got a huge ego boost since the business, the staff, and all the girls reward him emotionally since he’s spending money
Could be. Anyway you slice it he’s lame.