The craziest tattoos on bar girls in Pattaya

Last month I told you about the most interesting hostess bars in Phnom Penh. Now I’m going to tell you about the craziest tattoos on bar girls in Pattaya. In case it’s not clear, I’m talking about body art on tarts who work in some of the many bars of Pattaya, Thailand.

A lot of Thai chicks have been wearing tattoos for as long as I can remember. At one point in the past it was mostly the “traditional” good luck tattoos and some cheap home style tats meant to cover c-section scars across the stomach. Nowadays it’s like a mix of Yakuza style sleeves and emo tats have taking precedence. There are tattoo parlors all over Pattaya. According to Pattaya Nightlife, there are 81 in the city! The tattoo shops are almost like Thai massage parlors at this point, and they mainly seem to work on Thai people.

There are a lot of arguments against tattoos. A major one would be that you can be identified a lot easier if you’re sporting one (or more), as this guy could tell you. At the end of the day, I don’t care what other people do with their own bodies. Even if I did, what could I do about it? Each person chooses their own path, or the closest thing to it in the jungles they are born into.

At this point probably half of the chicks working bars in Pattaya have tattoos of some kind. Some of them have more than half of their bodies covered in ink. You see more or less of it depending on where you go though. At a go go bar like Saphire it seems like every girl on stage is tattooed up. Strangely enough, there aren’t nearly as many chicks sporting tattoos at Windmill go go bar nearby even though that place is a lot more wild in other ways. Don’t get me wrong, you can find chicks with tats there and nearly everywhere else. Rarely is the ink all that interesting though. Well, there are some exceptions.

Windmill Club Agogo

The Windmill go go bar just off of Walking Street has a well-deserved reputation as being one of the wildest in Pattaya. That doesn’t mean all the chicks are rocking wild tattoos though. As I wrote, there are even a lot of totally tattoo-free chicks in this place which is easy to see since so many of them wear next to nothing when they’re getting down on or around the many stages.

One chick who has been working Windmill for years has some really unique ink. Well, maybe I shouldn’t describe her as a chick. She’s probably more of a hen at this point. Those eggs hatched a long time ago. Still she is super friendly and a real good sport. More to the point for this post, she also has an unmistakable set of tattoos that make her easy to spot and identify.

I’m talking of course about the cougar with the Star of David tattoos covering both of her big brown nipples. If you’ve been in the place surely you have seen her around, unless of course she was busy make a customer feel good in some not-so-dark corner.

Paradise A Gogo

Paradise go go over on LK Metro has two girls who sport what are arguably some of the most unique and interesting tattoos to be found anywhere in Thailand, especially if you’re a guy like me. If you’ve ever been to the bar you probably already know what I’m talking about.

First there’s the legendary chick with a brown ass and a tattoo spread across both cheeks that reads “FUCK ASS” in gothic lettering. I don’t know if she takes it up the poop shoot but my guess is that the answer is yes. Since she is not the chick in a porn video that means there are least two women in Thailand with the words “FUCK ASS” tattooed across their ass cheeks.

There’s another chick who works at the bar who has the works “FUCK ME” tattooed across her bum, but the lettering is a lot different and not as pronounced. Wait, what am I saying. Her tattoo literally says “FUCK ME” in English in big bold letters right on her ass cheeks. How could that not be pronounced?

I haven’t have the pleasure of either girl but I can’t say I would mind getting busy with at least one of them. Truth be told, I’m not actually even a huge fan of Paradise but I have to give credit where credit is due. When it comes to eye catching ink, these two chicks have got it locked down.

Keeping my eyes open for more

The interesting ink isn’t limited to Pattaya by any means. For one there’s the chick who used to work at Erotica go go bar in Nana Plaza who has the word “Welcome” tattooed right over the top of her ass. It doesn’t get much more inviting than that, or at least it wouldn’t if there weren’t chicks sporting tats that say things like “fuck ass” down at the beach.

I’ll be keeping my eyes out for more interesting ink. What else am I going to do? You can only look at so many tits and asses. No, I’m just kidding. You can never look at enough bodies gyrating on stage.

What do you think? What’s the most interesting ink you’ve seen in the land of smiles? Are you a fan of the increasing frequency of tattooing. I’d be interested to know.