Chicks really dig my Dragon dick

Anyone who has read this site knows my life is dedicated to travel and sex. At this point I’ve screwed over a thousand women. Hundreds more have had the pleasure of feeling the spurt of my hot goo on their tongues. Then there are all the chicks who have jacked me off over the years. The point is that my cock stays busy. But it may get even more use thanks to my brand new dragon dick.

I picked this thing up on my last trip the United States. It was the holiday season so I figured it was a good time to visit family and look into what kind of new and exciting oddly shaped dildos I could find. Well really I was just looking at various news somehow jumped down an internet rabbit hole that opened up at Aliendildo.com. That’s where I found a dragon dick for sale. Obviously I had to order it.

Because the dragon themed dildo doesn’t look like a human penis or even an obvious sex toy I had no qualms about bringing it with me back to Asia. No one is going to see that strange thing while scanning my bag and imagine I’m packing a plastic prick. Worst case scenario they pull me to the side and ask what it is. I would just tell them it’s a religious item I pray to every third Wednesday and then move on with my life.

Wielding a sex toy

Years ago I used to keep a Hitachi wand in my bag. Back then I traveled light with just a bit of clothes, a laptop and the Hitachi vibrator. I learned back in America that women would really get off on it. I could even apply the head of the wand to the base of my cock when chicks rode me. When I busted this thing out on less experienced women in Asia it could really get them going.

Chicks want to slay my dragon dick!

But soon I grew tired of the wand. I would rather just interact with the chicks I met on my own. Plus I didn’t want to lug more electronics around. Finally there was the fact that I was banging more hookers. And since I was paying them for sex I didn’t really care if they would reach orgasm or not.

So I left my well used Hitachi wand with the cracked round head in a Seoul hotel trash can and never looked back. Sure I experimented with sex toys here and there. I would pick up a dildo from a street seller when walking back to my room with a dancer from Nana Plaza. It was okay for one use. But this was never something I got that into. Unless of course you count some of the male sex toys that I found in Japan.

The Dragon dick changed everything

My Dragon Dildo showed up a day before I departed America for greener pastures. I didn’t have much time to look at the toy so I just unwrapped the dragon dick and tossed it in my carry on bag. I didn’t think much more of it until I landed in Thailand and started unpacking.

I almost forgot about my new toy completely until a regular fuck buddy noticed it on my shelf. “What’s that?” the sexy twenty three year old university student asked. I brought it over and handed it to my friend while running my fingers across her silky thighs. “Ohhhhhh,” she exclaimed.

My friend never thought she’d be able to get the whole dragon dick in her tight box. But with a little lube and lots of patience we managed to get all 7 insertable inches inside of her. It got her nice and stretched for the introduction of my hog too. So it was a win for everyone. Plus she was way more turned on then she normally would be. I knew I had a winner with this here newfangled dragon dong!

I’ve been using my new dragon schlong on lots of different chicks since. I wash it thoroughly between uses of course. I’m not an animal! But each and every woman who has had the pleasure of being penetrated by my 3 inch wide dragon pee-pee has loved it. I guess it’s because of all the different bumps and textures on the outside. Though the pure novelty of a fake cock modeled after a nonexistent creature surely has something to do with it too.

Even worn out pros who have seen it all can’t help but wonder what the dragon is and how it feels. Sometimes I don’t even show it to them. I just leave it out in a prominent position on my table. As soon as they enter the room their eyes gravitate straight to the big fleshly scaled blue object. Before long they are picking the toy up and asking what it is. Once they realize it’s a dildo they just have to give the thing a try!

I’m still thinking about walking into one of the real hardcore sex clubs, unzipping my bag, and just plopping this big fake pecker down on the table. I know the hoes will be drawn to the dragon dick like moths to a flame. But I wonder what else would happen. I figure it could either result in an unforgettable sex party or me getting my face plastered on the front page of the Pattaya Mail. Or maybe both. Hmmmmm……