How to get deep throat whenever you want

Do you love deep throat? This question comes with just two answers. The first is yes, and it’s automatic if you’ve had your cock deep throated before. The second is no, and it can only be uttered by a man who is brain dead or a guy who has never had real DT.

If you have never had experienced deep throat then you are really missing out on some of the best that life on earth has to offer. I mean there really is no equivalent. A genuine throat job is better than the best regular sex with the hottest tight pussy packing chick you can find. It’s pure pleasure.

Real deep throat required

I am talking about real deep throat here. Not a chick trying to get it all in her mouth once or twice. Deep throating involves repeated thrusts that push your bell end into the end of the inhalation canal creating a feeling that is unmatched anywhere.

when you find out she can deep throat

The worst thing about deep throat is that once you get it you want it again. And again and again and again. No wonder I saw a line outside of a pinsaro in Tokyo that one time! Guys were literally waiting to get some DT.

In experience there are basically three ways you can get DT whenever you want it. The first is to move somewhere with blowjob bars. The second is to get a girlfriend or sex buddy who can deepthroat and is as eager about it as you. The third is to go the simulated route and get one of the deep throat cups from Japan that feels pretty damn near the real thing.

Blow job bars

The first and maybe the easiest way to get deep throat whenever you want it is to move somewhere where there are blowjob bars. So your options are basically narrowed down to Bangkok, Pattaya, Tokyo and some smaller cities in Japan.

In terms of total blowjob bars per square inch Pattaya has got to be the world champion. I wrote a review of every blowjob bar in Pattaya. I counted 20 total. That’s like 1 blowjob bar for every 6000 people in the city. When you realize that Thai guys aren’t even allowed inside the ratio is even more incredible. Bangkok also has a lot of blow job bars. And they seem to have more chicks who can actually deep throat. Then there is Tokyo. They have lots of BJ bars but most are locals only. And it’s rare to find a good blowjob at all, let alone deep throat!

I know enough places and chicks in both Pattaya and Bangkok to get regular deep throat whenever I want it. I just roll in and find a known throater when I am in the mood. Or if I can’t find one I simply ask nicely who among the group can deep throat. That has usually worked for me. Except that time the old chick with the hare-lip said she could throat but it turned out she could barely blow at all.

When the price for a BJ in these bars is just $15 to $30 it’s hard to go wrong. The only real issue here is the chance of picking up antibiotic resistant gonorrhea from the back of some neck. But hey, you only live once right?

Get a girlfriend

Another sure fire way to get deep throat whenever you want it is to link up with a chick who can DT! You can get a girlfriend who deepthroats. Or you can find a fuck buddy who takes it all the way in. I have gone both routes. They each have their pluses and minuses.

Like that Filipina chick who wanted to learn how to deepthroat because her American boyfriend was into that. So I let her learn on my schlong. But when her boy was back in town that was it for us. Then there was that Thai girlfriend I had who actually wanted to suck my cock several times a day on her own accord. She would just reach over and grab my cock and suck on it without asking. Even in a full movie theater or that time on the train. She could throat it for 10-20 minutes straight. Yet she was otherwise a super annoying and needy asshole.

Obviously not every chick you meet is going to be able to deep throat. You’re more likely to find one who will let you fuck their face. But if they have a gag relex your cock isn’t going beyond the back of the tongue more than a couple of times.

I don’t necessarily give up on a chick who can’t throat right off the bat either though. I’ve gone on to find some chicks who could barely suck a dick early on were slobbing and bobbing with the best of them a few weeks or months into a relationship. Asian chicks are more likely to want to learn if they like you. American chicks are more likely to know how to do it already when they first meet you. But that also means they have been throating bigger pricks than yours on the regular. You choose which is better.

Deep throat cups

Let’s say you’re a repulsive and unlovable piece of shit stuck in the middle of the Yukon. No one wants to suck your disgusting dick. And you are thousands of miles from any and all professional dick suckers. So what choices do you have? Are you doomed to a life without deepthroat? No! You can just simply order up a couple of deep throat cups from Japan!

I’m not repulsive, I’ve fucked hundreds of women, and I also have easy access to blowjob bars. But even I use the Japanese deep throat cups from time to time. For the price they are like soft cocks. That is, they are impossible to beat!

If you’re only experience with masturbation comes from your dry calloused hands I feel bad for you. If you have at least fucked a lubed up Fleshlight then you are a little better off. But none of that can even hold a candle to the specially engineered and professionally produced male sex toys from Japan. They’ve turned this stuff into such an art form that they had to construct shopping mall sized buildings to store it all. The best part is there are services like Kanojo Toys that buy these things up and send them all over the world.

There are lots of options for deep throat ona holes. You can’t go wrong with any choices. But I can tell you this. The Tenga Deep Onacup is a classic that feels a lot like the real thing. The Eternal Fella One-Way Deep Throat and Glans-Swallowing Deep Throat are both fantastic too. Then there is the best non-living thing I have ever sunk my rock hard cock into (with the possible exception of that banana peel when I was a a teenager). That my friends if the La Bocca Della Verita Deep Edition. Holy mackerel!

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