Stop eating ass

Guys you have to stop eating ass. I don’t know when it became normal for guys to lick anus. But tossing salad isn’t a good look. There’s little to no benefit for you whatsoever and tons of risk. If you want to rubber up and go nuts deep in a hot chicks third input that is one thing. But literally eating where she shits is something else.

I am not all that old. At least I don’t think I am. I still have my hair. Plus all the hot Asian chicks tell me I am still a hansum man. But I feel like I am from another generation or even a galaxy when I see all these new guys talking about eating booty.

Tossing salad is something that we used to joke about. Then more and more chicks started eating ass. Next thing you know the guys are out there tongue diving on turd cutters like it’s no one’s business. Then they turn around and brag about it. Or sing a fucking song about eating ass! What gives?

I did notice a definite turn towards the ass a few years ago. Society used to be more focused on boobs. Chicks used to complain that their asses wee too big. Hell, there was even a hit song talking about how society was all about small asses. Now that song has been remade and even lilly white white chicks from Iowa pull their thongs up to make it look like they have thicc cakes.

I can’t claim to know where this new ass obsession came from. Some wing nut from one of the big “mansphere” blogs actually claimed the obsession with ass can be directly attributed to the fall of western civilization. While I do think that society is falling apart in front of our very eyes I don’t think it has anything to do with licking poop shoot.

Don’t get me wrong. I have always liked a nice shapely ass. But a sloppy fat ass is something else. And no ass is a place for a man to put his mouth except in the most dire of situations. If you’re not trying to revive someone through reverse ass-to-mouth CPR then you shouldn’t be slobbering around the corn hole. Not even if there is another toilet paper shortage!

It’s like crack. Literally. Not even once! You don’t want to end up like the guy who ate his Thai girlfriend’s ass for the first time only to get e coli poisoning and die. Do you want to end up in the international news because you ended up licking asspipe?

Making the news for dying from eating ass is only one step above the pervert EVA passenger who was found dead in the land of smiles. Better to go out anonymously if you can. This is no way to make a name for yourself. Neither is butt munching.

Sure you can get throat cancer from licking pussy. That is a risk any guy with heartbeat and a hard cock is willing to take. I don’t go down on every chick. I don’t even go down on most of them. But I do dive for oysters at times. I may have even accidentally taken a lick where the sun don’t shine. But I certainly don’t dine on butthole. And you shouldn’t either.

Now you don’t have to listen to me. I am just some random guy writing words on the internet. But I think I know what I am talking about here. Just like when I told you to stop ejaculating in Filipinas bareback. Some of this may not apply to you. But you read it anyway. So keep it in mind for the future. You never know when you’ll wake up with a Pinay pussy an inch away from your face.