8 things every man should experience

You’re born. You learn how to piss in the pot and sleep in a bed. Then they send you to school where you learn how to wake up on command, piss when you’re given permission, and fit in with the rest of the kids. After that it’s off to work where you’re used like a cog in a machine until you break. Then they push you out of the way until you die.

Along the way you might be expected to experience a few things. A first kiss, a marriage, a family. Maybe. Or you could wash out and end up dead from an overdose by the age of twenty one.

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It’s a cruel world and there are no guarantees. Innocent and defenseless little babies die from cancer while greedy scum fucks live to be a hundred years old. This is the indifference of the universe.

Well, I can’t do much about that. And neither can you unfortunately. But I always look at life like a hand of cards. You don’t get to choose the cards you are dealt. But you can at least play them to the best of your ability. With that in mind I packed up and hit the road when I was 19.

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I used to say I never looked back. But the truth is I look back often and was always shocked and frightened by what I saw. So I keep on traveling and having sex.

Life is about living and making more life. Accomplishments, possessions and goals can be a part of that. But your diploma can rot, your wife can leave, your house can fall down, and your car can be stolen. Experiences are yours and yours alone. No one can take them from you. They stay in your mind until your mind is no more.

I am just an anonymous asshole on the internet. I never expected anyone to take advice from me. That’s why I never give any. I just write for fun and because I got tired of typing this stuff out for the boys back home. So I made Mysexpedition as a place where I can tell my tales in public. Here is a list of things I personally feel every man should experience at least once in a lifetime. See if you agree.

  1. Travel
  2. Threesome
  3. Public sex
  4. Deepthroat
  5. Genuine friendship
  6. True love
  7. Anal
  8. Sleeping with 2 women

I kicked my bucket list

I have done everything on this list and more. But these are the things that stand out to me the most. Memories that will last a lifetime. Or at least until my brain gives out and leaves me babbling in a corner.

Every man should travel. At least once. It doesn’t have to be around the world either. But the only way you can really embrace humanity and become a full member of the species is to get out and see how people are living. Then there are all the different environments in this amazing world. Scoping out new vistas like the Swiss Alps can change your whole perspective if the only thing you have ever seen beforehand are corn fields or the cold dark shadows of sky scrapers!

Every dude should have a threesome too. I have them almost every week but I spend most of my days in the easiest places to have threesomes. A French guy once told me that threesomes are the only way a man can be truly satisfied. I don’t know if I necessarily agree with that. But there is something totally fulfilling about having two women working you over at the same time. I know some of my best orgasms came when I was fondling one chick’s tits and busting off in another chick’s holes.

Public sex is a wild experience that can break down your barriers and open your mind. I am not talking about any stupid illegal harassment stuff like fucking in a church though. I mean somewhat socially accepted stuff. Like fucking a girl in front of her friend. Or having sex in a public section of a German sex sauna or swinger club. This goes both ways too. I saw a guy get a blowjob in Pattaya and it was one of the most memorable experiences of my entire life.

Last but not least

I have had sex with over a thousand women. I’ve had my cock sucked by probably two thousand or more. One thing I can tell you is that there is no sensation quite like deep throat. When done correctly it can curl your toes and straighten your pubes. It’s a mind bending pure pleasure experience that every man should have the joy of experiencing. I try my dick deepthroated on the regular. And I can’t imagine going through an entire life without having my cock head down at least one lovely lady’s throat!

Every man should share in at least one genuine friendship. Whether or not it lasts a lifetime may not matter as much. But to know someone has your back completely without an familiar or financial obligations keeping them around can restore your faith in humanity. If you are unfortunate enough not to have made a genuine friend at least once in your life you are not totally out of luck. Just being a standup guy and a friend to other people you encounter is almost as good.

Perhaps most important on this list of things every man should experience is true love. True love is the best and most important part about being a human being. In order to be a complete man you must love and be loved in a genuine way. Unfortunately this is one thing that is not totally in any of our hands. Some combination of luck of the draw and circumstance determines whether or not you are ever able to enjoy the full embrace of a person who really loves you. Keep your eyes and your heart open and hopefully you will experience true love too.

Of course I am a horn dog with a hard cock so don’t think I am going soft on you! Every guy should have anal sex at some point in their lives. While anal sex is unnatural it is also a key part of the human experience. I’ve pumped my share of butts and it’s one of those things that is really unique and different. Anal sex is hard to put into words. Unless of course the word is “ouch!” If you have never stuck your prick into an asshole I truly feel you are missing out.

Finally there is the wonder of sleeping with 2 women. Now you might think I already covered this when I wrote about threesome above. But I am not talking about banging two chicks simultaneously. I am talking about actually laying in a bed and sleeping with two women at the same time. You know head on the pillow, arms around each other, sawing logs. I’ve done a lot of things in my life. Sleeping with two chicks in my bed was one of the best and most fulfilling. What about you?

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