The easiest place to get laid in Cambodia

Do you want to know the easiest place to get laid in Cambodia? You must since you are reading this. I can definitely answer that question. But first we need to narrow things down and be a little more precise.

Right off the bat I can say that the easiest place to get sex in Cambodia is going to be from a hooker. You’ve got the hostess bars but even easier than those are the massage parlors brothels. To be more specific still I could point to a place like Cyrcee in Phnom Penh. You literally walk in the door there and you are surrounded by ready and available women.

But maybe you want a more general answer. Or maybe you are too proud to pay for sex. Perhaps you even have some sort of moral qualm about prostitution, even though you don’t have any trouble paying people to cut your hair or fix your teeth. So I can also tell you about the easiest cities to find sex as either a pick up artist, a sweet talker or just a regular guy who likes to have sex. I would consider myself the latter.

I am not above paying for sex but I also score it for free. And I’ve screwed a lot of chicks in Cambodia. So you can trust me when I tell you about all the easiest places to get laid in the kingdom of wonder. If you can read between the lines I have already spelled a lot of this out in my past posts on the country. But here is an updated and focused account.

Phnom Penh

Phnom Penh is the capital and biggest city in Cambodia. Most people fly in there. Many of them never even leave the city. Phnom Penh is big, busy, dusty and full of haze. It’s also full of hot dusky chicks with great bodies. Whether you are looking for a wife, a one night stand, or a hooker, you can find them in Phnom Penh.

In terms of pay-for-play, Phnom Penh has everything from big fishbowl massage parlors to lowly cheap brothels. Most popular for foreigners are the hostess bars which are like a hybrid between dating clubs and whore houses.

If you want to pick up chicks you have lots of options too. You can talk to women at the two new major malls called Aeon 1 and Aeon 2. You might be surprised to find so many hot women in these places. Especially since most of them can speak at least passable English. You find more English speakers in Phnom Penh than Bangkok or Ho Chi Minh City to be sure. Even more than major world cities like Tokyo in fact! They’re also friendlier than most women you meet around the world.

If you’re looking for a one night stand with a slut or a chick who wants to try foreign meat you can find that too. There are plenty of nightclubs ranging from the sleazy Pontoon to the more upscale Nova. There’s also a nice lounge called Oksar on the riverside that has a reputation for attracting hot married women with money who want to fuck foreigners. It worked for me when I met a hot Asian MILF there last year. I don’t know if she was married though. They don’t wear wedding rings in Cambodia.

Siem Reap

If and when foreigners do make their way out of the big city, they usually end up in Siem Reap. This famous temple town is known all around the world for the whopping Angkor Wat complex and the shitty movies that crazy lady who chopped her tits off made. Luckily the local chicks all kept their tits and they are arguably the most used to dealing with weirdo western tourists. So they’re already expecting you!

There are plenty of prostitutes in Siem Reap. Plus all of the semi-pros. Tourists don’t often see them but anyone who spends significant time around will easily come across all kinds of options. There’s even a giant street with bars that local dudes go to. On a regular night you might see 300 women in short dresses outside of these bars. Then there are all the others including even the “regular” massage parlors where the masseuse might offer you a nice handie for a couple of bucks.

But Siem Reap is better as a dating and “in between” place with a nice mix of options. A lot of the Khmer chicks who want to interact with foreign guys go here and end up on Pub Street. So there are lots of bars and clubs there where you can meet a mix of regular chicks, curious chicks, cheating chicks, freelancers and even chicks with dicks if you’re into that. I mean, I wouldn’t wife any of these women up. But we are talking about easiest sex here.

Remember that “easiest” is relative. Easiest in Cambodia doesn’t mean easiest in the world. A lot of guys cry they can’t even get lucky in Cambodia. I don’t think luck has anything to do with it. But I have never had trouble meeting women in Cambodia. They’re some of the nicest and most outgoing chicks on earth. You can walk up to almost any Khmer girl and just start talking. Or if you’re shy try all the apps like Tinder and Bumble. Last time I was there I met a 30 year old chick on Tinder who invited me to her house at 10:00 PM. It was our first meeting. We started talking and I ended up fucking her bareback not long after. How simple is that?

Battambang

Battambang is one of the biggest cities in Cambodia. But few foreigners go there. The foreign people you do see are mostly white women walking around shoeless with dirty feet and dirtier armpits. If you can look around their giant heads of sweltering sweaty dreadlocks you will find a pretty nice town. The French used to set up here and relax. You still see some of their colonial buildings, which have a lot of character.

While this isn’t a wild town it is home to lots of people. So even in terms of sheer numbers you have good odds for meeting women. You find a lot of well educated chicks here and plenty of the artistic and open minded types. But you can also find all the old traditional women too. I love them all because I am a sucker for a hot chick with a slim yet curvy body. Especially when they flash those coy smiles!

I’ve been to Battambang several times and I have always had great success with women. It is an easy place to “blow up the spot” though. And I am not talking about stepping on an UXO either. I mean once word gets out that you’re that foreigner with that chick you can’t really gallivant around fucking new women. or you can, but you will quickly be discovered. The walls have eyes here. So while it’s not tough to get laid in Battambang at all, it is hard to fuck many chicks at the same time. But that’s what Cyrcee is for anyway!

For what it is worth, I’ve met the most grounded and normal women in Battambang city and especially the surrounding province. There are also a lot of nice shapely women with dark skin and firm perky breasts. I don’t know if there is something in the water or what. But if I ever do wise up and decide to settle down with a wonderful Cambodian women I will try to find one around Battambang. In the meantime I’ll keep doing a rotation of the three cities mentioned here since these are the easiest places to get fucked.