Happy ending massage in Kuala Lumpur

I’ve already told you about the sex saunas in Kuala Lumpur. Today, I’ll tell you about happy ending massage in Kuala Lumpur. By happy ending massage, I mean a full body massage of some type followed by a hand job to finish things off. Who isn’t happy after they blow a load?

I seem to wind up in Malaysia at around the end of each year. At least that’s how it’s been for three of the last four years. I didn’t plan it this way, but this is how it has played out. Next year I’m going to make it a goal to be anywhere else, if only for the sake of variety. Things don’t seem to change that fast in Kuala Lumpur, unlike nearby cities such as Phnom Penh and Ho Chi Minh. No matter where I find myself I can always watch some Malay porn if the mood strikes.

Anyway, there are a lot of happy ending massage places in Kuala Lumpur. They also have a lot of chicks working from cities like the above mentioned Phnom Penh and Ho Chi Minh City. Isn’t that a coincidence?

Malaysia gives visa free entry to people in southeast Asia. A lot of women use that to their advantage. They enter for a few weeks on a visitors pass and then go to work at a massage parlor or freelance at a bar like the Beach Club.

Changkat Bukit Bintang

Changkat Bukit Bintang has so many massage parlors near the intersection with Jalan Bukit Bintang that it can actually be annoying. The massage chicks (and dudes) stand out in the streets day and night trying to get customers inside.

It must be tough. They have a ton of competition. I can’t blame them for trying to make some money either, but after a while hearing calls for massages on this street is as bad as being asked if you want a tuk tuk 731 times in a single day in Phnom Penh.

The Changkat Bukit Bintang massage parlors have women from Cambodia, Vietnam, China, Indonesia, the Philippines, and other places working. Supposedly there are even some Malay chicks too, but I haven’t seen that. They also have dudes, but I can’t tell you how that works since I’m not interested in being rubbed by a guy.

A body massage in the Changkat Bukit Bintang massage parlors is between 70 and 100 Ringgit. On top of that, chicks who do happy endings want a tip. Sometimes they ask in advance and other times they just get right down too it under the assumption that the tip is already guaranteed.

A normal tip for a handie at a Changkat Bukit Bintang massage parlor is between 80 and 100 Ringgit. I’ve heard of guys getting blow jobs or even full service in these places for more, but I haven’t seen it (or heard it) myself.

There are probably some women in these massage parlors who don’t do happy endings too. I haven’t found any, but I can hardly say I’ve been in every place on the road or with even half of the chicks who work these places. There are way too many.

Jalan Pudu

Jalan Pudu is another street in Kuala Lumpur known for its massage parlors. It seems like there are more Thai massage parlors on Jalan Pudu than anything. The chicks working inside are usually Thai too. Some of them are old or chubby. There isn’t the same kind of variety as on Changkat Bukit Bintang.

The street isn’t as crowded and there aren’t a lot of hawkers barking at you either. The massage parlors are just kind of there. Some of them even have locked doors and tinted windows, so you’re not even sure if they’re open until you ring the doorbell.

A massage at a Thai place on Jalan Pudu runs around 60 Ringgit. The chicks inside usually ask for another 50 or 60 Ringgit for an oily lubed up handjob with lots of spirit.

Other areas

There are other massage parlors around the city. Some of them are legit places that don’t offer happy endings. At the same time a lot of chicks in a lot of massage parlors are looking for extra money, so getting an offer for a handjob is not rare at all.

There are also plenty of other alternatives. It doesn’t necessarily make sense to list them all here. But I should at least mention some that are possibly related. For example there are always lots of escorts around. Many of them would probably be quite happy to do a happy ending massage. Since they typically offer ever more it seems like it would be a minor request. In my experience no chick doing that kind of job would refuse to do a handy.

If that wasn’t enough for you, then check out my guide to Kuala Lumpur. I wrote it to answer all the questions I got about the place from horny dudes all over the world. KL is a nice modern city. It’s not a bad place to spend time. All of my trips there definitely ended happy!