Review of the Beach Club in Kuala Lumpur

The Beach Club in Kuala Lumpur looks like a regular bar from the inside. Once you’re inside you realize it’s filled with freelance hookers from Vietnam, China, the Philippines and even some CIS countries.

The Beach Club is located on Jalan P Ramlee. Every taxi driver knows it and taxis are the best way to get around. When you leave the taxis parked out front are scam artists that try to drive you without using the meter. If you mention it they’ll negotiate hard for a crazy rate. It’s easier to walk up the street and hail a moving car that won’t gouge you just because you’re from out of town. The taxis in Kuala Lumpur are expensive enough.

The door staff at the Beach Club aren’t that fun to deal with either but it’s easy enough to give them 40 Ringgit, get your free drink voucher and then walk on by.

The bar is huge. There is a large outdoor area with different levels and a bar, another bar inside, a concert area where a live band belts out the hits of the 80’s and a few other side areas. By the time the night comes alive they are all filled with working women. I guess some regular women end up here too but I don’t know how you’d sort them out.

The prostitutes might not be obvious to someone who is oblivious but they should stick out like a sore thumb to anyone else. That is unless you think you’re the most handsome man in the world and the women are all smiling at you because you look so damn good.

Whether you camp out and find a spot or take a walk and do the rounds you’ll see a lot of women. Some will smile a few will look shy and a handful will ignore you. If you never approach any of the women some will soon approach you. The sad thing is that the older and uglier women are the usually the ones that break the ice. It’s better to go after the person or person you like.

None of the women at the Beach Club actually work for the bar. They come in from other countries for a little while to score a little take home cash.

Freelancers can be hit or miss. They aren’t tied to any place and you don’t know what you’re getting into it. If you run into a problem like some stolen money, who you gonna call? Most of the women who work at the Beach Club seem to be fairly honest and upfront though they might do something a little off putting like negotiate one price in the bar then ask for more in the room. I never give in to shit like that because I’d rather jack off than get ripped off.

Speaking of money the going rate for a night with one of the women at the Beach Club is 300 Ringgit give or take a few hundred depending on all the factors involved. Short time is also available but unless it’s very early it will probably be the only shot the lady has at making money that night so she’ll probably ask for almost as much as she would get for an all nighter.

The Beach Club is one of the most popular places for foreigner guys in Kuala Lumpur and it’s easy to see why. The place is like a smorgasbord of women from Asia. They may not be the cream of the crop but more than a few are very beautiful and good at what they do. Since most of them only do this kind of thing part time there’s even a chance for a real girlfriend experience.