Happy ending massage in Singapore
Happy ending massage in Sinagpore is pretty easy to find. Sure, it’s no Thailand. But in some ways that can be a good thing. You don’t have to worry about slipping on a grease slick or tripping over a mangy soi dog on your way to a jack shack in the Lion City. But you will probably pay more when you get there. You know what they say. You get what you pay for!
Prostitution is legal in Singapore. But like pretty much everything else there, it is also regulated. So while the Geylang brothels appear to be legal the freelancers and street walkers you find around the city technically are not. At least that’s what I can gather with my limited capacities. As far as I know, they aren’t arresting people who pay consenting adults for sex in any case. But prostitutes working without a visa can land themselves in hot water.
Happy ending massage in Singapore
There are basically two types of happy ending massage joints in Singapore. First you’ve got the little compartment massage shops. They’re usually tucked inside of malls like Orchard Towers. The other kind of happy ending massage comes in the “erotic massage” or “tantric massage” parlors.
The small massage places will usually have one middle aged Asian chick out front or inside. When you go in, they show you a menu. You can get a short massage for 100 Singapore Dollars. At $73 American, that’s more than you might expect. Inside, you go into a booth with a massage table. You get a sixty-second back rub then a quick oily hand job. It’s almost comparable to an American jack shack, except you aren’t expected to tip.
The sensual and “Tantric” like Top Tantric Massage places pretend they are offering some sort of whole health service. They might even believe it. But at the end of the day, you get a happy ending with most massages they offer. It can be relaxing, but it can also be a little over the top. It’s not inexpensive either. A ninety minute massage runs 300 SGD. But you do get the full time, unlike the small places that basically throw you out after you blow your load.
Male Health Centers
On top of the many little jack shacks scattered around Singapore, there are also “Health Centers.” In some countries, the word health indicates a legitimate or “therapeutic” massage. But in Singapore, a lot of the so-called health centers are basically brothels. They work a lot like the sex saunas in Kuala Lumpur. And that makes sense since those Chinese-style places are pretty close by.
I don’t really consider the health centers to be happy ending places. Sure, you can get a hand job or blow job in them. And in a few that’s all you can get. But more often than not you can get full service in the health centers. So they’re basically just sex saunas in another form. Sometimes you don’t even get the pretense of a massage.
Anyway, when you walk in to the health centers you usually chose a service or pay an entry fee. Then you can go into a private room for a massage. Some places will send you the next chick in line. Others will let you chose who you want. Once you’re in the room with a chick, you can negotiate for whatever service you want. If services are limited to hand jobs, they’ll let you know. There’s really nothing too mysterious going on. They do expect to be paid extra or “tipped” for doing more than a regular massage. So keep that in mind.
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Orchard Towers: Four Floors of Whores in Singapore
The island city-state of Singapore is one of the richest countries in
I have never been to Singapore. I have read and heard from acquaintances plus friends that it is a modern nation the way the USA was when I was younger and in some places still is. I have even done cost comparisons between different cities in the USA such as Chicago which is a little more expensive and Las Vegas which is a little cheaper. So Singapore is more or less just as expensive as the USA and a slightly more modern and much safer nation than the USA according to what I read and heard. One would be hard pressed to find prostitution in the USA in any combination affordable, clean and safe, legal or better yet decriminalized in Singapore. Usually the USA is worse than Singapore in all these. There are brothels with licensed prostitutes in some rural counties in the state of Nevada where the city of Las Vegas the county seat of Clark County is located but it is illegal in Clark County and Las Vegas. I have heard that prostitution in these Nevada brothels are extremely expensive.
Pornography is legal in the USA but illegal in Singapore, but prostitution is legal everywhere in Singapore but not the USA. Although I am against outlawing pornography if I had to choose between outlawing pornography and outlawing prostitution then I would outlaw pornography. It is easier to get away and not be caught by the law concerning pornography, plus getting sex such as happy ending penile ejaculations from boobjobs, handjobs, blowjobs and especially coitus from women is better than self masturbation.
It looks like Singapore wins against the USA if you can afford to live or visit concerning men getting sex, does it not?
Maybe, as long as you don’t care about basic freedoms like the freedom of speech, the right to assemble, freedom from unreasonable searches and seizures, freedom to travel and the right to bare arms. I personally wouldn’t want to trade all of those for the ability to bang hookers legally.
Thought Singapore has all those
freedoms apart from the right to bear arms?
In any case, it’s an unfair comparison, Singapore’s a tiny city, in a category of it’s own.
My general impression is that expats in other big cities in the region are happier than those in Singapore (except for Manila).
There is a certainly a sterile and stifling quality to it.
No, sadly it doesn’t. “Free speech” isn’t free at all. You can only say certain things, in certain places (eg. Speaker’s Corner), you have to be a Singaporean citizenship and it’s all regulated. Of course some people don’t care about having rights. I am not one of those people, even if I do spend an inordinate amount of time chasing pussy in third world dictatorships.