Happy ending massage in Seoul

There’s more prostitution in South Korea than I could write about even if I swore off chasing pussy for the rest of my life and became a full time blogger. Of course that will never happen but I can tell you about a few options for happy ending massage in Seoul that I have found through hard research.

South Korea isn’t filled with massage parlors like Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos are. Even Japan probably has more massage parlors around. There are some massage parlors in South Korea but beyond the special “an ma” establishments most of them offer nothing but a legitimate body rub. Yet a select few places do offer happy ending massage in Seoul.

Barber shops

Some barber shops offer massage with a handie, blowjob or even full sex to finish. It’s a little odd since it all goes down in honest to goodness barber chairs but hey getting off is getting off. These places aren’t obvious places unless you know what you’re looking for and even then you can end up talking to a guy holding a pair of scissors when you’re really looking for a woman to hold your pair of nuts.

One of the best indicators is a double set of spinning barber poles but I can’t guarantee that this is always an indicator of extra service. Another indicator is that the place is open late night. I’ve often taken a chance when I’ve seen double barber poles spinning late at night and I’ve usually had some success even though I can barely put a simple phrase together in Korean. Service is usually cheap. I’ve had fun for as little as 40,000 Won. The biggest problem besides the language barrier is that a lot of these shops are staffed by old ladies in their 40’s, 50’s or possibly even older than that. They don’t even dress sexy. I have found a few sexy younger women but that was with the help of friends or the internet. The only sure way to find a place is really to read about it online and go over the reviews. Don’t expect to find anything like a Vietnamese blowjob barbershop in Seoul or you’ll probably be very disappointed.

Anma

There are many very large establishments around that are called “an ma” in Korea which is apparently taken from the Chinese symbol for massage. These are easy to find if you know what you are looking for but unfortunately many of them won’t admit foreigners, especially if they can’t speak any Korean. They’re kind of like sex saunas or soapy massage parlors but they have their own unique features.

I guess the closest thing they come to would be Japan’s soaplands which they may very well even be modeled on. For the equivalent of 100 or 200 American dollars you get some tea, a decent massage, a round of full service sex with an attractive Korean women in her 20’s and maybe a bowl of instant noodles and a place to sleep for a few hours. These are popular with local guys, especially after a night of binge drinking lasting long after the trains stop running leaves them without a way to get home. One famous an ma known to accept foreigners is Ace Anma in Gangnam. Here’s a more detailed post on anma sex saunas in South Korea.

Massaji

The easiest places for foreigners to get happy ending massage in Seoul are the small independent massage rooms or “massaji” rooms as Koreans call them. These aren’t heavily advertised which I guess helps them stay under the radar but they seem to last for a while. You get a decent massage and a handjob or blowjob by a nude or semi nude Korean girl aged 19 to maybe 27. Some of them are super hot. I’ve never seen any old ladies like the women who work the barbershops. The price is usually around 80,000 Won which is reasonable in my view. Some massage rooms I first visited five years ago are still around, which is really something since even some major establishments have shut down in the meantime. A well known place that happily accepts foreigners is Belle which like Ace Anma is also located in Gangnam. I know that’s not what Psy was talking about in his big hit song but I’m always happy to get a little “Gangnam Style” in.