Was Abraham Lincoln into gangbangs?

Abraham Lincoln could have been into gangbangs. Hear me out. A lot of American or English terms have entered the Japanese language. This is called “Wasei-eigo” which means something like “Japanese English words.” Usually these words correspond to either the original English use or what Japanese people think about it. For example a nice apartment is called a manshon (マンション) and a businessman or office peon is called a salary man (サラリーマン).

What about old honest Abe? Well, the Japanese term for a gangbang is 輪姦. That is pronounced “rinkan.” Because Japanese people switch r’s and l’s — or omit them altogether – this is almost the exact same way the Japanese would say Lincoln!

Why would the word for a gangbang be practically the same as Abraham’s last name in Japanese? Do the Japanese know something that we don’t? Was the sixteenth US president running trains with Hannibal Hamlin in the Oval Office? Inquiring minds want to know!

Abraham Lincoln has been accused of all sorts of stuff over the years, mostly postmortem. Various self-proclaimed experts claim Lincoln had mercury poisoning, Marfan syndrome, and clinical depression. One modern day source even claimed Abraham suffered from syphilis! Is that final proof that Abe was actually going in raw dawg for sloppy seconds? Was there a secret Japanese spy working in the doctor’s offices of late 19th century Washington D.C.?

There is no way to know what Abraham’s personal health was actually like. Not in this day and age and matter what anyone claims. It seems the syphilis accusations were crap, but who really knows? More importantly, who really cares. Abraham Lincoln is widely regarded as the greatest US president who ever lived.

I don’t seriously think he was getting down with group fucks. Though Lincoln did find the time to make 4 children. So at least we do know that in between all the stress and trying to keep the country together he was at least able to get a little stank on the hang low. Good for him I say! And it wouldn’t matter if he was down with group sex anyway.

I reality, the Japanese word for gangbang is made up of two Chinese character or Kanji. The first is 輪 which means “ring” or “group.” The second is 姦 which means fuck. So when a group or ring of guys fucks it is a 輪姦, rinkan or gangbang. See how that works?

From all accounts Abraham Lincoln was a stand up guy with real integrity and dignity. I doubt he would lower himself to lining up to fuck a used twat. On the other hand you have guys like me. I once stood in line to take part in a sale going on at a Japanese pink salon. They had a deal where you could get a suck from three women in a row for the price of one blowjob. The place was full and every booth had butt naked Japanese guys getting their cocks slobbed by naked chicks. The ladies were average to bad looking and the head was only okay. I did manage to cum twice though so it was quite a deal for 3000 Yen, even if I did end up with some kind of infection later. Now this wasn’t a gangbang, but then again I am no Abe Lincoln.

In fact I am just some random asshole writing stuff on the internet. I have an potential audience of billions and a real number of readers in the hundreds of thousands. You don’t know me from a hole in the wall. Even if you did you should read the disclaimers and take everything I say with a grain of salt. Or 100 pounds.

I like Japan. I have been there more times than I can count. As you can see above I can even speak and understand a little of the language. But I am no expert on Japanese. Or Abraham Lincoln. Or anything. I don’t know about Abraham Lincoln’s sexual predilections or the origin of the Japanese term for gangbang.

I am living my own life and writing about some of what I see or think up here. I appreciate you all for reading it. If I can tell you anything let me tell you this: critical thinking is good. Living life is even better. Stay thirsty my friends and sorry for wasting your time!