Chicks keep posting sexy pictures on Ali Express

Here is a fun fact. Women from all over the world keep posting their sexy pictures in the reviews of products on Ali Express. I first saw this years ago. But I just found out there is a website that actually collects these sexy pictures and posts them all in one place. Of course I had to tell you about it.

I am not saying that every single chick who posts a picture is sexy. But the pictures are all “sexy pics” if you catch my drift. Some of them are in bikinis or lingerie. But some of them are naked with dildos up their assholes. You really have to see this to believe it.

I know we’re living in a Tik Tok world but some people are just taking it to extremes. I guess mass idiocy doesn’t mesh well with high technology. Or maybe it does if you’re into manipulating the population for your own political ends. Or checking out amateur Russian pussy.

Tits and ass on Ali Express

In case you didn’t know Ali Express is like a Chinese version of Ebay. Except the standards are way lower. So the products might be cheap knock offs or not even show up at all. But hey what else would you expect when you order a pair of shoes from across the world that costs $3.99 with shipping included? I learned long ago not to buy much from Ali Express. Or at least only to shop there when necessarily. Like if I’m stuck in some third world country and in need of a specific part.

Other than that I just browse the site to see what the Chinese factories are cranking out these days. America invented measly things like electricity and the internet. But they have some real innovators in China who come up with truly useful inventions such as cigarette earrings and large stuffed penises.

Of course I am just being over the top for comedic effect. I know that China makes everything these days including your overpriced Iphone. More importantly, they make all the dildos, bikinis and thong underwear in the world. Women who are keen for a deal buy that stuff direct from China and cut out the Victoria’s Secret middle men. Then some of them use the stuff, take pictures, and post it in the reviews!

Sexy review pictures on Ali Express

One way to find all these sexy pics is to wade through the listings of dildos and panties and look for reviews with pictures. Ali Express will occasionally delete images when they feel like it. But you can still find a ton around.

Easier still is just to go to the Hottest Reveiws of Aliexpress website someone set up. Rather than create content manually like I do, the people behind that site were smart enough to create an automated bot. It lifts all the sexy pictures it can find on Ali Express then posts them in an easy to browse grid format.

You can even go through the different kinds of reviews depending on what you want to see. You find a lot of good looking chicks in the lingerie and bikini sections. But most of the hardcore pics are relegated to the sex toys section. The funny part is that the site includes the text of the accompanying reviews too. So you might read “this is a nice fit for the price point” right next to an image of a double headed dildo stuck up an anus.

The only bad thing is that the bot isn’t able to tell the different between women and men. So you see some pictures of weirdo dudes with boners wearing silk underwear and other undesirable stuff like that mixed in with all the goodness. I guess even with all the international market exchanging and advanced bot technology we have today there is still room for an actual human curator like me to separate the wheat from the chaff. Aren’t you glad you found me?