Porn only sucks if you’re not getting sucked

Sometimes I amaze myself. Like today when I realized that my own basic thoughts on porn and sex were verified by a genuine bona fide scientific study.

The study is called “The Role of Discrepancies Between Online Pornography Created Ideals and Actual Sexual Relationships in Heterosexual Men’s Sexual Satisfaction and Well-Being.” Doesn’t that title just slide right off your tongue? Sure to be a major motion picture I’m sure.

Anyway, the study found that porn only has a deleterious effect on a guy’s sexual enjoyment when the actual sex he is having (or failing to have) does not match up with what he is seeing in porn. In other words, if you’re watching two model type chicks with beautiful faces fuck a guy then you might be disappointed that night when you crawl in bed with your 200 pound asexual wife.

Watching porn and having sex

The more guys watch porn and the less they have porn star style sex, the more disappointed they can become. But when guys have pretty good sex then watching porn stars have pretty good sex doesn’t harm them at all.

I am tempted to reach back into my bag of 1990’s tricks and say “DUH!” I mean this seems like common sense to me. But I guess common sense isn’t that common since people continue to fight me on this subject. Well now the proof is in the pudding. And the pudding flavor is “SAGE Open Volume 12, Issue 1.”

For years I have explained how my regular porn usage compliments my vigorous sex life. While anti-porn crusaders whimper in their mom’s basements about the supposedly demasculating and harmful effects of porn, I watch Chinese porn while getting double blowjobs from a pair of 20 year old chicks with deep throat capabilities.

While I can get down on the state of the world, I couldn’t be happier about my sexual adventures. I both watch porn and have sex with women on a regular basis. Normally daily. Often times more than one time a day. What’s not to like?

Don’t let porn get you down

Even if I couldn’t have sex on a regular basis I am sure glad I could reach for porn to get me off. I mean would you rather stare at the wall and whack off or watch Tittiporn get titty fucked while you beat your meat? The choice is obvious.

For all the bullshit around porn addiction and whatever else people come up with the simple answer is to just be a man and live a life. Don’t overthink stuff and don’t go too far into the rabbit hole. (It’s much better to get into Rabbit’s hole as guys who have been to Star of Light in Bangkok could tell you.)

Don’t hurt anyone, do unto others as you’d have them do unto you, stay safe but experience things, get out and see what life has to offer. These are rules to live by from your old pal Enzo. Take it from me. Or don’t.

I watch tons of porn. I have tons of sex. My personal life is at a 9 and I am making my way. I am a living and breathing example of what I say and mean.

The moral of the story is that porn is not harmful though men have better lives if they are getting regular sex that is at least as good as what they see in porno. I have been saying this for years, in print and in person. Now I have a scientific study by a team of fully accredited doctors to back me up!