Every pussy feels different

I remember being back home years ago. The guys were all talking shit as usual. Somehow they ended up talking about how two of us got a lot of chicks. No jealously we were just having a good time. Then one of the guys said I will never forget. “Once you’ve seen one pussy you have seen them all.” I couldn’t believe it. And I still don’t. I quickly shot back at him. “I don’t know what pussies you’ve been looking at but they definitely aren’t all the same.”

Fast forward and I continue to stand by that snap judgement today. To me it just seems like a plan and indisputable fact. Of course the dude in question was the only one in our crew who was married at that early age. So he was probably just trying to make himself feel better for a severe lack of strange.

It’s no exaggeration to say that me and one other guy from our group of friends fucked more chicks in a weekend than this poor soul screwed in his lifetime. I still talk to him. He’s still living the same all American life. He has a nice house and a family. And I still have a lot of sex.

I don’t claim to be an expert in anything. All I can go by is my own knowledge and experience. It might be limited, but it’s all that I’ve got. And I am find with that. There is one subject where I excel upon all others. And that my friends if pussy. Cunt. Clam. Twat. The place where we all come from and cum from. The alpha and omega. A few clicks passed the ass.

different types of pussies

At this point in my life I have fucked around a thousand different pussies. So you can trust what I have to say on the subject. I can’t tell you how to calculate the standard deviation but I can tell you this: every pussy feels different.

Forget about the never ending quest for new women. Forget about the Coolidge effect. Forget your morals and whatever strange ideas society beat into your head about monogamy and marriage. I am simply talking about the actual pussy itself. They all feel different when you slide your cock inside.

No matter how much women might look or act alike their vaginas feel different on your penis. Whether you are fucking two chicks in your lifetime, three chicks in two hours, three chicks at the same time, a mom and her adult daughter or even a pair of sisters, you will feel a difference in your penis. And if you don’t you either have numb nuts, erectile dysfunction, death grip syndrome, or a severe underappreciation for the warmth of a wet slit.

Each pussy has its own shape and feel. Then there is the way the shape and feel of your meat stick meshes with the hole you are fucking! That’s why some fucking some chicks feels better from the back while another pleases you more on top or in the prone bone position. Some pussies and wet and slippery. Others have a texture that is almost like a fine grit. Some boxes are so closed you can barely get your rod inside. Others are like wide caverns that make you feel like your nuts are the holding thing holding you back from a plunge into a never ending oblivion.

These are the intricacies that go way beyond virgins on the internet arguing over whether innie or outie pussies are superior. It all depends, and it has more to do with everything in play than just the lay of her labia. Snapping pussy with meat flaps that look like an open faced roast beef sandwich can feel fantastic. So can tight little slits that barely glisten in the moonlight.

Two guys can even have different opinions. I knew a famous bar girl in Thailand was renown for supposedly sloppy wet cunt. I tried it out and didn’t find it that intriguing. So I pulled out and went gonzo on her anus instead. Then there was that neighborhood chick back in the day who supposedly had her gaskets blown out from taking too many cocks. She felt pretty tight to me. So much so that I busted my nut within a minute or two inside her!

Many guys might not notice this stuff. Or they just might not want to. It’s got to be tough going to home to some big fat unappreciative bitch in the first place. When you find out that her older sister or even the retired chick across the street might have a better feeling bone cavern you could tempted into giving up your not-so-happy home and ending up as a pussy hound like me. But hey it could be worse. Some grown men walk around trying to “catch pokemon” virtually on their phones while standing in traffic. At least I am out following the only instinct that really matters: the need to breed!

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