A Filipina chick picked me up and it sucked
A Filipina chick picked me up at a coffee shop in Manila. I thought it might be something like when the waitress picked me up in Bangkok. But as it turned out this ended up being a major dead end. Actually worse than a dead end, as you will see.
A lot of Asian women have been talking to me this year. I honestly don’t know why. Sure I’m a decent enough looking western guy who dresses for success. But I am certainly not the hottest dude around. I’m not even that friendly!
In this case I was just ordering a coffee at Starbucks in Greenbelt when the chick making the drink started chatting me up. She asked how I was, where I was from, and all the basics. I didn’t think much of at first. Filipino people are usually friendly and talkative anyway. Plus she had a bunch of pimples on her face and wasn’t even that hot. But alas my ball sack kicked into gear and she was able to win me over with hopes of some easy hole!
Not a fan of Manila
I don’t spend nearly as much time in Manila as I do in clearly superior cities like Bangkok and even Phnom Penh. It’s just that the grinding traffic and prison style urban landscape makes me want to stay away. When I fly into BKK or PNH I can walk right outside and get a taxi with a fair meter price. When I fly into MNL I have to fight through crowds of people only to try to find a taxi who won’t completely fuck me with his on the spot and completely made up price.
Then you have to get around once you’re already in town. In Phnom Penh I can call a Pass App and be wherever I want to be in a matter of minutes. Plus the price is displayed on my phone and there’s no trouble. In Bangkok I usually just walk; but there are taxis, the BTS and the MRT if you need them.
Just another evening commute in Manila.
In Manila half of the city doesn’t even have fucking sidewalks. So you’re out in the road trying not to get mowed down. If you flag down a taxi you’re in for a shake down and shit show because they can see that you’re a foreigner. Even if you call a flip chick over to meet you it’s going to take her hours to get out of her local ghetto and into your area due to the laughably slow jeepneys in what is widely accepted to be the worst place to drive on earth. The whole thing sucks.
But I do still go to Manila from time to time. There are only two reasons for that. First, all the Filipina chicks in the city. Second, it is the gateway to places like Angeles City which are filled with prostitutes.
How she scooped me
So I was on a brief stop over in Manila. I was headed to Angeles City to see what the wasteland looked like the aftermath of the last few years. But I never go straight from Manila. The hassle of getting into Manila alone makes me sick for all the above reasons. And that’s before the smog and pollution kicks in. So I usually hang around in the Makati area for a least a few days before moving on to AC or any other part of the country. This helps me cool down and prevents vomiting.
I normally set up in the Greenbelt area of Makati City. I do that because it’s the closest thing to a civilized and peaceful area you can find there. Plus it’s also close to all the overpriced hookers on P Burgos Street in case of emergency.
But I wasn’t hunting for cunt when this chick picked me up. I was just waiting for my coffee. She was so friendly and nice that I got engaged in the conversation beyond pleasantries. I found out she was 24, single, unmarried and without children. Then I realized she still had a thin tight body. Although that was once the rule in the Philippines, it is now exceedingly rare. So after she turned around and I saw her firm little buttocks through her tight black pants I asked for her phone number. That night I sent her one text. She replied with twenty of her own.
How I got away
This chick was obviously in to me. The next day I went back to the Starbucks and she came out of the back and over to sit with me. You might think she’d get in trouble but her manager actually gave her the thumbs up and smiled over the counter. I guess they were planning this in advance. Here’s what I wasn’t planning: she asked me to go to a movie right then and there. I asked how she could leave work. She said it was alright because she already talked to the boss.
Well, whatever. I was already there so I just went for it. Like I said, I was hoping to continue my streak of getting picked up and ending up in soggy slits. But it definitely did not go that way. The chick was super annoying and she talked all through the movie. Even though the movie sucked I still find this annoying and unacceptable. Especially when she started talking a ton about religion and God and how she wanted to get married and have kids right off the bat.
Now the Philippines is famous for being an easy place to get laid. And Manila is the easiest city in the Philippines to have sex. Finding pussy there is about as difficult as locating sand at the beach. But here I was with an average at best Filipina self-admitted virgin who freaked out at the very suggestion of sex before marriage. What the fuck did I get myself into?
I didn’t want to be mean but once I realized there would be no attention given to my peen I had to make my escape. I came up with an excuse about going somewhere but she wasn’t buying it. I had two options. The first was just to be a total dick, tell her I was a poon hound, and storm out of the place. The other was to excuse myself to go to the restroom and then make my escape. I will leave it to you fine folks to figure out which tactic I employed.
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Dealing with the scammy taxis in Manila was an exhausting experience. One driver tried to take me to a KTV or some sex oriented establishment, no doubt because he would get commission. I had to reroute him to the freelancer bar, my original destination, once I finally understood what he was saying.
Kudos for posting a story of you taking the L on that experience. It’s a good thing you cut your losses early and bailed. The degenerate it me would probably have been more persistent and tried to get her back to my place, simply because she’s a virgin.
How was Angeles City? Curious as to how the scene is developing in SEA now that travel has mostly normalized.
Exhausting is a good word for Manila in general. I always wonder why I don’t visit more often. Then I visit and instantly remember why I have stayed away so long. Angeles City is a shadow of its former self with prices that are too high. Many old timers blame the Koreans in town. But I see similar shit in Thailand where it can cost $200 to short time an average looking go go dancer these days!
I have found that if you’ve just met a girl it’s rare that she writes more than you. Usually a girl will just lean back and wait for a guy to perform for her. If she does write more, she is either unusually friendly – a good catch – or there’s something odd about her.
About the movie experience; there are too many guys who’d stay with a girl like that through the evening simply because they get to be near a girl. Learning when to call it quits is valuable.
I decided last week that I’ll stop seeing a Filipina girl. I started seeing her again recently after a long period of no contact, but her annoying personality hasn’t changed. She has the idea that since she provides sex she can make you jump through hoops.
I want to tell her, you don’t look nearly good enough to get away with that. But instead I’ll just not see her again.
Last year I stopped seeing another girl. After she moved back to town we had been seeing each other for coffee about once a month again, like we used to do in the past. But in the past I also slept with her a couple of times. And hoped to do so again. But there was no chance of that now, when she has a boyfriend and a kid. She, too, has annoying habits – like how she likes to change the venue in the last moment. We once went back and forth on a street because it was her lunch break and she wanted to find a good place to eat, and finally we ended up at the first place.
“You’re gonna think I’m crazy if I say I want to go back to the first place.” No, really?
And amazingly, she did this several years ago as well. Just like the Filipina, she never changed her bad habit.
She is slim and looks kind of good, though. But finally I realized I was just seeing her to be polite, because it would make her sad if I broke it off. But it was a waste of time. I helped her a lot with the language in the past, but this girl would do nothing for me. I guess when she has a boyfriend and a kid back home there’s some excitement in seeing a guy the boyfriend doesn’t know about. Women thrive on attention from men. Men thrive on sex with women. But that exchange only went one way. As I said, learning when to call it quits is valuable.
But too many guys will keep going out for coffee just because they’re getting attention from a girl.
Good comment. I realized I was meeting some women just to be polite or get the occasional fuck years ago. Then one day it hit me with this annoying Chinese chick who was gorgeous but always argued about everything: “Why?” There are billions of women in the world. Too many chicks, not enough time! This concept changed everything in my life in terms of dating. On to the next one…
Yeah I’ve been reading about some of the price hikes at the go go bars. 1500 baht barfine plus another 3000 baht for short time, and that doesn’t include the drinks for you and the girls until you finally settle on one. So when you add it all up it can total to $200 or more. Hell, even the soi 6 bars have jacked up their prices.
With pussy inflation, decline of BJ bars, death of Beach Road freelancer scene, deteriorating quality of service, are we entering the dark ages of mongering? Lol
IDK I guess the dark ages would look something more like the United States on a world scale. I mean, it might not be good or cheap. But at least it’s still available! Plus there are cheap and good places out there. But I don’t think the go go bars have fit that description for years.
How you fuck so many chicks without any problems how you fuck them without any relationship
Like Nike, I just do it.
It truly looks like Time of Thailand and Philippines is coming to an end for mongering,any other country will take over them,If South America had been safe place ,brazil,Chile,Peru would have overthrown Thailand and others for mongering imo.
There’s quantity then there’s quality. Other factors include looks, variety, individual taste and yes even safety.
“I guess the dark ages would look something more like the United States on a world scale.”
This is funny and sad at the same time. Murica!
You have to laugh to keep from crying.
Agree with most of your point sir Enzo,but what I wanted to say is just for example
Suppose there is a country ,where quantity of world class looking girls is good, and they all are high quality escorts,and they all are affordable.
But there is a catch those girls are located in Afghanistan,a Taliban rule state 🤣,now I am damn sure I won’t go there because I know the actual threat 🤣.
It was just an example Sir Enzo thats why I said, safety is one of most top priority.
I might still go. I went to Colombia years ago and got a $3 public blowjob in a deadly ghetto. I would like to say I’m a lot smarter now. But I’m also just as horny.
Your taxi comments are odd. I lived there and used grab app 100% of the time. You always get the correct price.
Sounds like you fit right in. Why didn’t you stay there?
Grab ensures you won’t get ripped off. But it often takes forever to find a driver and you might be out of luck completely if it’s raining or busy. The area where you stayed near Greenbelt is def the best and is very walkable. I personally thought the smog was way overhyped, especially if you’re already used to dealing with Asia level air quality.
Manila sucks.
Funny. I don’t like Manila either (even though the mixed chicks are as more gorgeous than anything in bangkok). And i had a similar experience with a curvy thicc chick
Kept yapping about her church and shit. Glad u escaped!
Yea they can be super religious. Google “Crucifixion in the Philippines” if you want to be really horrified.