Is Brazzers still the best?

Brazzers bills itself as the number 1 best porn site in the world. Is that still true? And was it ever? Since I am a long time porn user and fan I decided to find out. It look a little bit of time and a lot of elbow grease. But I think I finally have an answer.

In case you don’t know, Brazzers is a massive porn company. It’s almost a sort of adult entertainment conglomerate that owns thousands of porn sites. According to Wikipedia, the company is based in Canada of all places. But worry not American readers. As far as I know there are no tariffs on hardcore porn. Not yet, at least.

If you know Brazzers, it would probably be from the splash screens and logos they put on all their content. When you watch those free porn videos on Porn Hub you might remember seeing something that says Brazzers. Or perhaps you saw the name mentioned on a premium porn review website. Maybe you did, but didn’t care. I am the kind of guy that go intrigued and dug deeper.

Brazzers has been in the news over the years for a lot of different things. Changes in ownership. Controversial ad campaigns in New York City. Supposedly making porn more widespread and easier to find. Like anything else, it has its critics.

What does Brazzers own?

I’m not a legal expert. I don’t know how to look up who owns what in the public record. All I can do is repeat what other investigators have said. I would take it with a grain of salt. But it would go to show just how big this company really is.

If reports on the internet are correct, Brazzers owns thousands of porn sites, pay porn sites, studios, streaming sites, media companies, and more. Apparently it may even be a part of a bigger entertainment company. But who really knows?

And in fact, who really gives a shit? All we want to know here is whether or not Brazzers is or ever was the best porn site on the internet. If you’re into mainstream porn you’re might be tempted to say yes.

But if you take a more objective view like this brazzers site review then you’ll be likely to fall somewhere in the middle. Because you’d realize that there is good and bad in everything. Even giant porno websites.

Ups and downs of porn

Brazzers makes tons of porn. Some of it is good. Some of it is not. For a regular guy from 20 years ago finding a stockpile of sex videos like this would have made your day. You’d be fapping until you had tennis elbow. The thing is, we now have more options. So we can wank ourselves into the hospital in other ways.

These days we can tailor our porn to meet our own personal needs. So you weirdos who are into feet can pump off to toenails while us more normal guys stroke over chicks getting spitroasted by two muscle men with purple hair and pierced nipples. You know, totally average regular sex.

For real though, you can just do whatever makes you feel good. As long as you aren’t hurting anyone else just live out your hopes and dreams to their full potential. Unless you’ve been driven into homelessness by rampant inflation or one of the various wars going on. In that case, fapping is probably the last thing on your mind.

On the other hand, a Korean college student I used to date in America told me an unhoused guy with a massive horse-sized cock once jacked off in front of her on the public bus. So maybe the urge to stimulate your penile gland really does overcome all.

That brings us back to the original point. In summary, Brazzers might not be the very best porn site in the world. Maybe it never was. But it is definitely one the biggest and most notable. Like the Girthmasterr’s cock, that ought to count for something.