I love to watch Asian girls masturbate

My name is Lorenzo. Friends call me Enzo. I have an announcement to make: I like to watch Asian girls masturbate. I don’t care who knows it. Though that’s a lot easier to say as an anonymous asshole writing something on the internet. Still, you should hear me out.

At this point in my life I have boned well over a thousand woman. At least a thousand more have sucked or jacked my dong off in one way or another. Probably half of the women who have handled my man ham were Asian. And I probably paid around half of them. Those are the cold hard statistic, and that’s what I can tell you.

What I cannot tell you is how many Asian women I have jacked off to over the years. The number must be as big as the loads I blow. Because I got into Asian chicks as soon as I got into internet porn. And I got into internet porn as soon as I got the internet.

It’s been a long hard road, but I’ve loved every minute of it. I don’t regret spending what must collectively amount to days and weeks stroking my cock over Asian porn chicks on the internet. What else was I going to do with my time? Develop an innovative new method for terraforming on TOI 700 e?

No friends. I like to see Asian girls masturbating too much to waste my efforts on meaningless stuff like the future of mankind. I don’t want to whittle away my limited period on this earth locked away in some laboratory pontificating on the possible future of our species. I use my waking hours to fuck my fist while zoning out on horny Asian girl Mirugram_55.

When I was young, my mother told me I could be whatever I wanted. The truth is is that I wanted to be balls deep in Asian pussy. Many years later and here I am in the middle of Asia. Not only do I fuck hot wet Asian slizz on a regular basis. I also beat my cock to the best Asian cam babes whenever I see fit. This is what John Jefferson and Thomas Adams were talking about when they wrote the pledge of allegiance. Fuck yeah!

There can never be enough Asian cunt for me. Whether I am busting unabated raw nuts into it or shooting virtual loads onto my phone screen the quest is never ending. They could never make a video game based on my life because there is no ultimate goal or happy ending. Like Solomon, I am condemned to a life of pursuing eastern poon tang. I may never get 700 wives and even more concubines. But who cares? Marriage is for suckers and there are thousands of Asian porn whores for me to bust off over.

You may say I am crazy. But I am not the only one. Take a look at MasturbateOnline 7uria1. She set an epic goal of 100,000 tokens to buy a car. She’s already 14 percent of the way there. Where you think that 14 percent came from? Other dudes who like to watch Asian girls masturbate too!

I am no god damned racist. My cock flies the flags of the world and my ball bag is like a smaller version of the United Nations. But I have to admit that there’s something special about watching Asian women masturbate. They don’t go over the top and scream out crazy wild shit like “pound me out big daddy” while riding a plastic horse phallus with the force of Hurricane Sandy. Nor do they pull the papi chuli fake moaning and groaning of the plastic surgery impaired cam whores of Colombia.

Asian chicks get off in a way that is sexy yet demure. They are totally lady like even while finger banging their cock slots and whining like a cat with it’s tail stuck in a car door. That’s the indisputable truth that no one on this earth can dispute or destroy.