I played rock paper scissors for a blowjob

I played rock paper scissors with three chicks to see which one would suck my cock. This might sound like something incredible, but to be honest it was just another day for me.

I say that not gloat, but just to break down the reality. The truth of the matter is that I have now had my dick in so many chicks that I started looking for new and interesting ways to blow loads.

If I’m in some sexual desert than I will take what I can get. But when I’m in a city entirely built around sex, then I can get a little more creative.

That’s the story with Pattaya. It’s an entire city that was created from nothing so that some white guys could blow loads. And that’s why I was there.

The Pattaya of today

When I first went to Pattaya I couldn’t believe my eyes. It took me several trips to even get my mind around how big the city was and how much pussy was available.

In my first trips I would mainly hang out on Soi 6 and maybe drift over to Soi 7 or even Walking Street later on in the day. Back then I was paying 500 Baht for a blowjob. At the time it was like $13 or so.

It’s not that much different today. You can still get your dick sucked and bust a load in a Thai chick’s mouth for 800 Baht, which is like $24. If you bump up your spending to $30 you have even more options.

The options are the problem though. The Pattaya of today definitely leans towards older chicks. When I first started coming most of the ladies were around 20 or 21. Now you find a lot more who are 30, or older.

What is a man to do?

The average expat in Pattaya seems to be around 60 or so. For them a 30 year old might be alright. Especially if they haven’t traveled the world and seen everything else on offer.

I’m well shy of 60 and a 30 year old chick with tattoos and a scrambled egg stomach just doesn’t flip my switch.

Still I am a man of taste. So I can certainly appreciate the top of a 40 year old chick’s head as she bobs up and down on my rod. Especially if she gives a really good suck job on the cheap.

Pattaya is the prime place for that kind of thing. So when I’m in town I just ignore the overpriced fake models in the go go bars and go straight to the old pros for top notch cock sucking.

Cumming full circle

So that’s how I ended up in a Pattaya blowjob bar a few nights ago. I came in a couple of nights earlier and had two chicks suck me off behind the curtain for a couple thousand Baht.

Now I was back and those two were nowhere to be found. I did see a thicc Thai chick with a big round ass and fake hair extensions who was blowing a big black cock in the corner on my previous visit. So I called her over.

She was a friend who looked average so I invited them both. I ordered them some lady drinks and started talking. I told big booty she must be popular with black dudes and she laughed and admitted that she was built for BBC. The other girl was rubbing my Johnson through my pants.

Just then a nice thicc firm Thai girl walked by wearing nothing but a thong. I don’t know if she just came from a fucking or what but she immediately caught my interest. She looked at me and smiled and I invited her to join us.

Don’t bicker just suck

The two chicks I was with were obviously upset even though they tried to hide it. The new girl was 20 years old and fresh into Pattaya so I don’t even think she picked up the signals. She was just bubbly and friendly and holding onto my arm like she just fell in love.

After we all went through our drinks I asked if they would like to suck me off. All three said yes. Normally I would get a triple BJ, but I could tell they weren’t vibing. So I did what any man would do. I started a rock paper scissors tournament to see who would get my jizz.

After a few rounds, the thicc younger one from Bangkok won. So I thanked the other two girls and sent them off while miss thicky pulled the curtain around and got down on her knees.

She was so cute, with big round glasses and a thicc but really tight body. She worked my cock real good and even though I already busted two nuts that day I was able to muster a final load for her to chew on.

Looking back I wish I would have taken her long time and really put that body to good use. I should have at least taken her Line ID so I could text her later on. But I didn’t. Probably because I’m surrounded by so much pussy. So I will just move on to the next one instead. They don’t call it the land of smiles for nothing!