A review of every blow job bar in Pattaya

The cat is out of the bag. Rumors of Thai BJ bars have spread all over the world. Guys want to know about these places. Where they are, what they are, if they are even real. Pattaya in Thailand might have the most blowjob bars per square mile of any city in the world. And I am going to tell you about them all!

Forget Ripley’s and the Rubber Tree Farm. Blow job bars are one of the best things about Pattaya. In case you are wondering, a blow job bar is exactly what it sounds like. It is a bar where women give blowjobs.

Of course they don’t do it for free. But they only charge 500 to 1000 Baht. That’s a mere $15 to $30 American dollars! I can’t say enough good things about women who work to get guys off with their mouths. The fact that they are so open and accessible only makes me love them more.

Blowjob bars in Pattaya

There are tons of blowjob bars in Pattaya. None of them put a sign outside that says “we suck in here.” But they are still easy to find. That doesn’t mean they are all just as good though. There is a lot of difference between these BJ bars.

There are some generalities. Though they aren’t exactly rules. Most blowjobs in Pattaya cost 500 to 1000 Baht. They all give the prices up front. They normally don’t use condoms for blow jobs. But they don’t swallow either. Many of the chicks that work in these places will also have sex, but that costs more. They’re more highly trained in the art of giving head.

Pattaya blow job bars

Many of these women can do deep throat. But not all. They usually don’t mind if a guy asks either way. The same goes for facials. Many will take them but I’m sure they’d like at least a little extra tip. After all they would have to redo their makeup and maybe even their hair!

I have been to every single blowjob bar in Pattaya. More than once in fact. I have been in some of these places so many times that the managers let me come in through the back door. So I would say that I have the experience it takes to give a real review of all of these BJ bars. Here I am going to give you the low down on all these places. I am also going to include quick notes in case you just want to scroll through for a fast overview.

Lolita’s

Lolita’s is maybe the oldest BJ bar in Pattaya. But the original place closed when the guy who ran it died. So this is not the original Lolita’s. It is still run the same way though. The chicks wear short plaid skirts and colored shirts. They wait in front of the bar until a guy picks them. Inside they suck cock in private rooms upstairs. The rooms are plain with worn down but somewhat comfortable chairs. The chicks are average looking at best and the same can be said of their skills. It’s not a bad place. But it’s far from the best in town.

Excite Club

Excite Club is a small bar full of hot Thai chicks that packs a ton of punch. Forget Pattaya. Excite is one the most fun BJ bars anywhere! This place was started by some expert BJ pro that left another bar. She doesn’t suck off customers anymore. But the other chicks inside do. The fact that they’re all hot with sexy bodies is one thing. But they’re also charming and tons of fun. It seems like there is always a party going on inside. That can be hard to notice though when you’re over on the big couch in the corner. Sure you might see some chicks dancing around through the lace curtain. But you’ll probably be more focused on the sexy chick with big round boobs doing some serious sucking and bucking! At least that is what always seems to happen to me.

Carre Blanc

The original Carre Blanc was a legendary French-owned blowjob bar. Another term for a BJ is “french” so you know we’re dealing with quality here. The women were all older but very experienced. No shy chicks. No amateurs either. They would suck guys off right at the bar, or bang them in the bed over in the corner. Well a few years they built a beautiful new Carre Blanc on Soi Full Love Inn. The place is way nicer. There aren’t as many chicks either. But the women inside are fun and hard working. I’ve even seen the ladyboy manager with the huge fake boobs go upstairs with a customer. I usually stick to the curtained off area in the corner. It has a great and comfortable chair.

King’s Club fka Bliss

King’s Club is a little bit back from the main action in Pattaya. But I always find it worth the trip. Formerly known as Bliss, it’s a converted pub that still has the bar and pool table inside. None of that gets much use anymore though. The chicks wait in a little room right in the front. When a guy walks in her picks a chick and goes right up to one of the many private rooms. They have reclining chairs and foot stools. So you can really kick back and relax! None of the chicks here are that hot. I don’t think they’re supposed to be either. They wear purple polo shirts over their regular clothes. But boy oh boy can they do their jobs. A very sweet lady named Oil has got to be one of the most skilled women on earth. Some of the others aren’t far behind! It’s probably all due to the training. The lady that owns this place was an oral all star at Lolita’s!

Club 4

Club 4 was the first gentlemen’s club styled blowjob bar in Pattaya. At least that I know about. The place got so popular that several others opened up right next to it. They’re on this list too. And some are even better. Or at least better than Club 4 in its current state. They used to have 20 chicks walking around here with no panties own. Someone complained and they got raided. They’re still open. But with less chicks and more clothes. It’s still very fun though. The cool thing is that the floor is filled with these big harem style beds covered with thin lace curtains. The chicks craw into the beds with you and there is a lot of fun to be had. The price is right too considering. One of my all time favorites worked here for a while but she has since moved on to South Korea.

King Kong

King Kong is a short time bar on Soi 6. It’s trying to be more of a regular bar. But it can’t shake its history as a long time blowjob bar in Pattaya. The women surely don’t want to! They give head on the couches in the dark section at the back of the bar. They’re all pretty good at it too even if they aren’t the best looking. They don’t rush at all. I might even say it was relaxing if this wasn’t all going down in a bar with other people. They do offer private rooms for an extra 200 Baht.

My Friend You

MFY is another old time bar on Soi 6. It’s right down the street from King Kong. This place has long been known as a great BJ bar. Unfortunately they remodeled the place a couple of years ago. There’s now a big outdoor area for alcoholics to hang out for hours and cry into their beers. But us guys with hard cocks can still go inside and get head in the semi-private room off to the side of the bar. My Friend You might be the most famous BJ bar on Soi 6. But I don’t necessarily think it’s the best. It’s just a good old fashion place to get a suck job.

Full Moon

Full Moon is a beer bar on Soi 6. Why do I mention it here? Because there is a secret wall in the bar that spins around and opens to a private room with a recliner. You can guess what happens there, right? There are only a couple of chicks at Full Moon. They’re usually middle aged. I don’t mind MILFs though I once met a 22 year old spinner here that gave great dome in that not-so-secret room. Unfortunately she just finished eating a spicy chili pepper. I can still feel the stinging sensation.

Click Bar

Click Bar is yet another blowjob bar on Soi 6. Since the chicks all sit outside except when they are sucking off guys it’s easy to walk past all three to scope out the options. Click Bar is sometimes called “Lick Bar.” They should call it suck bar. Because that’s what they do and boy do they do it well. I have never seen a hot chick here in my many years of regular visits to Pattaya. But I have had some of the best service here. And it has never been even close to bad. These are some real professionals. They can take you to heaven without leaving the couch in the bar!

Bar Club La Poste

This is a love or hate place. I’ve seen some people say it is no good. But I love it. It’s a nice big bar with a locked door. There’s tons of space inside. And a nice mix of experienced and newer women too. An older Indian looking chick that works here gives some of the best gummy in the world. Then there are those two butter faces with the incredible real boobs. As strange as it sounds, the ladyboy bar tender is better looking than half the women in my old neighborhood. I don’t think she does any sucking here. But the rest of the women in the bar do it and do it well. Service can be provided right at the bar, at the tables in the bar, or in the private booths with big comfortable beds. This is one of the cheapest BJ bars in Pattaya but I don’t know why. The best thing about this place is that any chick you buy a drink for will take her top off!

Pirate’s

If Bar Club la Poste is good then Pirate’s is great. This is one of the bars that opened near Club 4. But it has become the best bar on the strip. It’s run by a short and always smiling chick with curly hair. She’s married but the rest of the women in here and very fun and very good at their jobs. They have a nice mix from the old pro Cake to the sexy and curvy twenty-something May. Then there are all the others! They have booths in the back and private rooms with beds upstairs. But since the doors lock they will also have fun with customers right at the huge circular bar. I love this place!

007 Club

007 is another BJ bar modeled on Club 4. I believe it is also French owned. The layout is a little different, but more or less the same. Through the locked door there is a bar on the left side. The many chicks wait there in sexy uniform. Beyond the bar there are lots of really big booths with huge padded beds inside. These booths are big enough for lots of people so its easy to get into a situation with 2, 3 or more chicks. Especially since its so cheap. This place might not be as good as Pirate’s or even Club 4. But it is good. So I am always sure to give it a shot.

  • Number of women: 10-12
  • Environment: Chill
  • Attractiveness of women: Average to Good
  • Skill level: Average to Good
  • Price: 800 Baht
  • Location: https://g.page/007club?share

Telephone Bar

This is what they call an oldie but a goodie. Telephone Bar is an old school blow job bar hidden way out of the way. Only it’s not hidden at all since the door is an actual big red telephone booth! The door stays locked and for good reason. It can get raunchy inside. At the very least the chicks take their tops of when someone buys them a drink. So you see a lot of older saggy hooters here. You might see a whole lot more too. They give expert oral. But they don’t always give it in the private booths in the back corner. Some guys partake right at the bar with their beers.

Pump Station

The Pump Station is notorious in Pattaya and famous among old timers. When they opened they had cutouts under the bar. Chicks would pop through and start sucking guys off right there while they drank their beers! Sadly those days are over. Now this is just a shadow of its former self. The two chicks inside would rather look at the TV than talk to a customer. They will still give mediocre head upstairs in the bedrooms. But really who cares? Over priced and over the hill. The Pump Station sucks, despite the clever name and cool history.

Pump Station 5

This is a lame spin off of the original Pump Station. There were a lot more around Pattaya but they all disappeared. This place probably should have joined them. They run it like a boring old beer bar. They will give head but only to guys who bring it up. It’s a second though and that’s easy to tell. I wouldn’t bother going back to this place. Not even to check if it’s still there.

Kittens

Kittens is a small bar located near the original Pump Station. They have a lot of women working in this little place. That also includes at least one lady boy. But some of the others are really hot. While they all seem more eager to drink and party in the bar they will provide oral services too. The price is on par but the head is mediocre. Especially since there are so many other choices in town.

Club Sin

This was one of the attempts by a big bar group to open a BJ bar. It’s one of the gentlemen’s club type places, only not nearly as good. The place is nice enough and there isn’t really anything wrong with the chicks either. In fact they are always friendly and down to work a bone. But this place is still somehow boring. You know I’ve been around when I can get bored by a place like this. But there it is. I did once meet a really cute drunk chick her with glasses though. She said she loved me. She got me off twice in an hour. So maybe she meant it.

Purple

Purple is one more gentlemen’s club style BJ bar in the same strip as Club 4, 007, Pirate’s, etc. It is pretty similar though for some reason this place seems to get more Japanese customers. It doesn’t have a Japanese BJ bar feeling though. It’s an open bar. The chicks do their slurping and burping in booths or upstairs in the private room. I’ve always had a good time.

Amsterdam

This is the newest blowjob bar in Pattaya. It’s set up like a gentlemen’s club with an incredible layout considering what kind of place it is. No expense was spared in opening this place up. Unfortunately it opened right in the middle of the epidemic. So they never got a fair shake at things. There are just a couple of chicks inside and they do their best. But this place hasn’t yet developed into what it clearly wants to be.

Bada Bing Club

Well this certainly ain’t the Jersey place from the Soprano’s. But it’s better. Because it’s real and they do BJs for Baht! This is another place on the Club 4 row. It just opened so it’s tough to make a judgement call. For now it is looking pretty run of the mill. I still think it’s worth a visit. I’ll stop in again next time I am in town.

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