Blowjob bars in Pattaya

I’ve already told you about the blowjob bars in Bangkok. Now I’ll turn to Pattaya, the only city in Thailand that has even more “hands free bars” than the capital.

Lolita’s on Soi Chaiyapoon is probably the most well known blowjob bar in the city. It’s not the oldest and I don’t think it’s even related to the original Lolita’s in Bangkok anymore. The first Lolita’s was located on Soi LK Metro but that closed when the owner died. The new incarnation opened a few months later. The women wear the usual fake schoolgirl uniforms and most of them are old and/or chubby. Blowjobs are done in private areas upstairs for 600 Baht.

Bliss Lounge is one of the best blowjob bars in Pattaya. It looks more like a restaurant than a naughty boy’s place but that’s good since it means it’s clean. They also have some of the best looking women. They wear short skirts and polo shirts like the women at Lolita’s but for some reason they look a little better. Blowjobs are done in private rooms upstairs for 700 Baht.

The Pumpstation on Beach Road Soi 13/2 was one of the first places set up strictly to suck. Nowadays it just sucks. If it’s even still open I doubt it’s worth a visit. Blowjobs are done privately upstairs. Gluttons for punishment may be able to still score a suck job for 800 to 1000 Baht.

Golden Girl next to the Pumpstation may be the only blowjob that’s worse. I don’t know if this place is still open either, but if it is I have no idea how it makes any money. Blowjobs used to go for 800 Baht in big rooms upstairs. The one or two women hanging around are absolutely miserable.

Carre Blanc is an old school blowjob bar on Soi Chaloem Phrakiat 33. It’s a cozy place with a bar that people actually come to drink at. There is a small staff of average looking women. Blowjobs are done on chairs right in the bar but they’re off in the corner and blocked from site by long curtains that hang from the ceiling. Head costs 800 Baht.

Telephone Bar on Soi Batman is the most  unique blowjob bar in Pattaya and maybe even in all of Thailand. Besides the phone booth looking entrance you pass through the women actually hang out and the vibe is a lot like a real bar. If you buy a lady drink for a woman she’ll pop her tits out and let you play with them right there in front of everyone. Blowjobs are done for 800 Baht in a room at the back that is pretty damn comfortable.

Club 4 on Soi Full Love Inn has a cool private club vibe. You even have to get let in by someone after they check you out on closed circuit TV. That means more fun can go on right on the floor. The woman are probably the best looking of any blowjob bar in Pattaya and they wear short skirts with no panties underneath. Blowjobs are available in nice clean bedrooms upstairs for 800 Baht.

Beach Road Soi 6 is filled with short time bars. None of them are specifically blowjob bars but you can get sucked off at a few of them for a reasonable price. You can get head right in the bar at Click Bar and My Friend You.  Full Moon has a private room on the main floor for this kind of fun. At King Kong it’s done upstairs.

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