I saw a guy get a blowjob in Thailand

I saw a guy get a blowjob in Thailand. Well I actually saw it a lot more than once. Even if you don’t count all the porn I’ve watched. But there was this one time in particular that stands out in my memory. I am going to tell you about that time here.

I was in one of my favorite Soi 6 Bars in Pattaya. Not the lame ones where overpriced drinks are served by chicks in special uniforms outside. This was one of the old school grimy places with a tinted door. Through a curtain after the bar there were a couple of big couches set up where you could kick back and get your cock sucked. It was really great. You didn’t even have to talk to the chicks or buy them a lady drink. You just rolled up and asked one of the women if they would suck you off in the bar. They’d say sure and follow you in.

Where everybody knows your cock

I went to this particular place a lot. They knew me so well they used to let me walk in the locked back door in the alley behind the bar. That way I could get straight to the bar without any hassle. But I had to drop down from Second Road. Because if I walked up from First Road I would always be accosted by the army of gigantic Amazonian ladyboys who prowled around back there looking for wayward souls.

Anyway this one particular time I was chilling on the couch with my pants around my ankles. One of my all time favorites was working my cock. She was taking her time and going nice and slow like I like it. I didn’t have to tell her how I liked it though. She blew me so many times that my cock head was intimately familiar with her tonsils. So there I was getting slowly and softly sucked off by an expert snake teaser. Intermittently she’d stop to take a swig of her beer. But she’d never take her hands off my dick and balls.

Even though it was feeling great and helping me unwind I could tell it would be tough to muster a nut. I think I already fucked 3 or 4 times that day. So even though I had no trouble staying rock hard I didn’t know how I would get my nuts to spew the ball snot this cock sucker was waiting for. I always fuck a lot when I am in Pattaya. Especially if I am around Soi 6. That’s why I use the alley sometimes. I don’t want the chick I just butt fucked to see me going to fuck another chick 5 minutes later. Not because I care. But because I want to return for another ass slam later on without any hassle. No stress no mess.

The Viking invasion

While I’m about 15 minutes into a good suck session I start to hear a ruckus in the main part of the bar. Some drunk dudes with Northern European accents are going over things loudly with the women in the bar. “So I just pay you and you give me a blow job?” Then more confusion. Then more talking. “500 Baht? Okay so how do we do this? Where do I pay?” Finally they figured out the intricacies of buying a blowjob.

One of the guys must have gone upstairs to fuck or for privacy. Or he ran back out of the door. I don’t know. But the other dude came stumbling into the suck lounge with a big fat chick holding his hand. The room was pretty dark but my eyes were already adjusted to the low black lighting. Out of the corner of my eye I saw the dude sit down in the couch on the other end of the floor. The fat chick knelt down in front of him and uttered those famous words. “Now jus relak ka.”

I wasn’t really looking but even in my peripheral vision I could tell that she was moving way more than normal. It took me a second to figure it out. Then I realized that the dude must have been hung like a full grown burro. She was bobbing up and down like she just fell off the Titanic into an ocean storm. Then within a minute or two the guy screamed out and straightened his legs. She cleaned him up. He politely said thank you. And that was it.

I gotta admit it got me going

I’m not into horse dicks or norse guys but I have to admit that the impact of it all was exciting. I guess it just helped me realize what a total sleaze pit I was sitting it, butt naked, with my cock getting sucked by some bar babe. Any guy could just walk in, take a seat, and get the same services. All for a few hundred baht. How awesome is that?

I started thinking about it and my rod grew ready. My cock stiffened up, my nut sack clenched, and I launched a major load right into my lovely assistant’s craw. It wasn’t a ton of spunk but the feeling was great. It was one of those real ball busters you get when you blow a few loads a day. Total pleasure with just a touch of throb at the end.

She must have realized what was going on. She took another swig of beer, wiped my super sensitive prick with a wet towel, and asked “you like?” Before I could answer, she said “Next time bring your friend. I can suck two man no pob-lem.” The joke was on her though. Because I don’t have any friends! At least not male ones in Pattaya that I would want to go half on a mouth with.

Public head is almost always fun

On the way out I talked to the enormous Thai chick who slobbed on the giant donkey knob. We laughed about how hung that guy was. She said if she knew she would have charged extra. Jokes all around. Then she said she wanted to make him cum fast so we could enjoy some privacy. It was probably bullshit but I gave her 300 Baht as a tip and she seemed genuinely happy and surprised. I told her to come sit in the room next time and tickle my nuts. She agreed.

Come to think of it getting sucked off while the roaming viking wandered in might have been what stimulated my odds-defying semen squirt. I’ve always gotten a kick out of getting head or banging a chick in front of other people. Well, not always. I probably wouldn’t have been into it when I was 18. But I always look back fondly at that time the hot Thai chick with the huge natural tits was blowing me in a full bar in Pattaya.

Looking at it all more seriously I can definitively say that I really prefer banging or getting sucked off when there are other chicks around. I don’t really need any guys there. I don’t even care if the chicks are watching either. There were a few times when I was getting blown on a bed in a hotel room by a chick with another woman watching TV or looking at her phone. I loved all of those sessions. Especially the one time I woke up the Filipina chick I was with and fucked her hard in the bed while her cousin and some fat chick were in another bed in the same room. Fun times!

Public blowjobs are almost always fun. I’ve never had a bad blow in front of a crowd. But I know that it does happen. Remember that dude who caused a scene by getting sucked off in a disco down on Walking Street? I wonder if that dude knew he could have taken a Baht bus up the road and joined me and the sea faring Scandinavian over on Soi 6 for a 500 Baht knob polishing? Sure it wouldn’t be as spontaneous. But it would be just as much fun and without any risk of arrest.

I’ve actually been in a Thai bar getting sucked off before when one of the boys in brown rolled in. He didn’t even look in my direction. He just walked over to the cashier and collected what I can only imagine was some tea money. Then he wrote something in a spiral notebook and headed back out the door. Coincidentally it was the same semi-secret back door I used to enter a few minutes earlier. Mai pen rai!