Review of Aries Massage in Bangkok

Aries Massage is one of the best full service massage places in Bangkok. They have pretty much everything you would want. The staff keeps the place tidy and neat. They are friendly. All the chicks are decent looking at good at nuru massage and sex. Put that together and you get top tier Bangkok massage.

Of course there’s a lot more that goes into it. Part of it is a vibe. Once you’ve been to as many massage parlors as me you get a sort of sixth sense. I usually know if a place is going to be good as soon as I step into the door. Some of the things I look for are:

• Cleanliness and good aromas
• Attentive staff that greats me at the door
• Some kind of special service like nuru massage
• Asian customers

The fact is that the best places in Thailand don’t get a lot of western “farang” customers. While the middle aged white guys are drinking with middle aged single moms in cheap beer bars, the local dudes are partying with hot 19 year olds in the Asian clubs. Then you have the places the Chinese, Japanese, and Korean guys go. That’s where you usually find the hottest chicks of all.

So what about Aries Massage? The beauty of this place is that it definitely has an Asian style. But they are totally cool with westerners too. So if you’re smart enough to check the place out you get the cream of the crop. I’m talking about the top level of service from some of the best bodies in the business.

Real nuru massage in Bangkok

I first learned about nuru massage by watching Japanese porn so many years ago. I remember looking on to the sticky lotion AV clips with wonderment. I wanted to know what that sensation felt like in the flesh. Unfortunately my dreams were dashed when I first visited Tokyo. Back then you couldn’t even get into a place in Japan unless you were Japanese. That was a bummer.

Soon after I ended up in Bangkok. While you could, and can, get a hardcore full service job in any number of Bangkok massage spas, no one was offering nuru massage back in those days. Then everything changed. A couple of places popped up claiming to do nuru. I was quick to try it out. Basically it was a body to body massage with cold oil. Better than nothing, but not real nuru nuru.

It wasn’t until a few years ago that Japanese style massage parlors started opening in Bangkok. A genuine Japanese nuru gel salesman even started doing the rounds! Before long there were real nuru massages available, complete with silver shiny air mattress and warm nuru lotion. The rooms were even designed to look like Tokyo soaplands.

There was a big nuru massage center that really set the stage. Then the top chicks started peeling off of there and opening their own parlors. This went on for the last five years or so. Guys in Bangkok became spoiled for choice. Sure some places were better than others. But they were honestly all pretty good. Now we have a select few shops that are excellent. Aries is right at the top of that list.

Hot Thai massage chicks

What makes Aries Massage so good? A few things. The first one might sound strange, but I really like the location no Soi 31. It’s easy to reach from Sukhumvit yet far enough away to keep out the riff raff. The last thing I want to see when I come out of a full service massage parlor are a bunch of fat white women in elephant pants sharing a 20 Baht bowl of noodles. Aries is in a local area that is convenient to everyone.

Second, and most important, are the chicks. I love Thailand mainly because of the Thai chicks. They are tough to beat. The Thai chicks at Aries make you want to beat your meat. No chunky chicks with nasty tattoos or surgical scars here. Just slim babes with good builds who know how to act sexy and work a cock. They have all the good looks and modest manners of Thai women. Yet they’ve also taken on the service oriented characteristics of Japanese geishas. It really is the best of both worlds.

If you like slim chicks with nice perky tits and firm asses then you will love the lineup at Aries. The first time they sent me pics on Line I thought they must be edited and run through a thousand filters. But when I showed up and started getting massages at Aries Massage I was pleasantly surprised. What you see is what you get here. There is no smoke or mirrors or crazy manipulation of the pics.

They also know how to hire. Other shops could take a lesson here. Somehow Aries managed to hire nothing but fit and firm babes with good bodies. To top it off, these broads know how to do a nuru massage, suck you off, ride like a cowgirl and work a crazy load out of your nuts. All on the slippery surface of an inflatable mat. We’re talking about some serious skill here.

It doesn’t get much better

My favorite thing about erotic massage in Asia is that you get treated so well. You can just kick back and get serviced. You don’t have to do any macho posturing, take a chick to pound town, or worry about whether your partner got off. Instead you just can relax while she does all the work. This is so relieving and wonderful. It keeps my coming back again and again.

The best part about nuru massage in particular is the warm nuru gel. When it’s applied the right way you get covered in the stuff. So does your partner. In this mix of sliding bodies and such you can safely screw with a rubber on without ruining the feeling. I don’t know what it is about nuru gel but it somehow makes everything feel like bare skin to skin action. When I first started getting nuru massages I had to keep looking down to make sure my condom was still on. Now I just go with it knowing that I am safe and secure.

Now a nuru massage has to be done right. Like I said earlier it just feels like an oil massage if the chicks don’t know what they’re doing. That’s why I like Aries Massage. I don’t have to give any instructions or worry about anything. I stroll in, pick a chick, and then settle in for an hour and a half of pure pleasure.

Lately I’ve been taken two chicks at a time. When you get two nuru experts working you at the same time it’s like you’re the center of your own adult film. Aries is great in that they even give you a 1000 Baht discount on the second chick. So they’re basically encouraging you to go for the tag team.

The total price depends on the chicks. They have 3 classes of ladies. They’re based on skill, not looks. The cheapest chicks are just learning the ropes. It’s 3500 Baht to go with them for 80 minutes. It’s 4500 Baht for 80 minutes with mid-tier talent or 5000 Baht for the same amount of time with the top notch models. Throw in 300 Baht more for a VIP room and you’re set for over an hour of absolute enjoyment. I know I’ll be back to Aries Massage in Bangkok again and again.