I’ve told you about the blowjob bars in Bangkok but I didn’t really rank them or give any kind of ratings. Now I’ll fill the void by giving you my personal list of the top 3 blowjob bars in Bangkok.

3. Dr BJ’s

Dr BJ’s on Soi 7/1 in Sukhumvit just inched out Som’s for the number three spot. I don’t think it’s better than Som’s and it’s definitely not as cozy or friendly but it is so much larger and has so many more women working that it simply beats Som’s in terms of scale. There’s a real wide variety of women available and none are hesitant to eat your meat for 700 Baht.

2. Lolita’s

Lolita’s on Soi 8 in Sukhumvit is still one of the best. They have a lot of women, the women are dressed in sexy outfits and the place is pretty clean and easy to find. The women are all kind which is hard to fathom considering the work they do. The 800 Baht blowjobs are good and sometimes even great. The new Kasalong blowjob bar nearby was started by former employees and it is giving Lolita’s a run for its money but it hasn’t won out as of yet even though it sells suck jobs for 100 Baht less.

1. Star of Light

Star of Light in Patpong wins for me because of the sheer shady sexuality of it. Think about it, a tiny bar in a tourist area where you get sucked off by a topless Thai nymphet in front of the other women working there along with any customers inside. The most privacy you can get comes in the form of a tiny dirty bathroom. This is real Penthouse Forum stuff. Not to mention the price is right at 700 Baht and a few of the women can give some of the best blowjobs in Thailand.