The 3 Best Blowjob Bars in Pattaya
Yesterday I gave you my list of the top 3 blowjob bars in Bangkok. Today I’ll do the same by giving you my list of the three best blowjob bars in Pattaya. I’ve already given a full list of blowjob bars in Pattaya a few days ago.
3. Carre Blanc
Carre Blanc is a great traditional old school blowjob bar. The new Lolita’s gives this place a run for its money because it’s so upfront and easy but I still like that shady old school vibe and something about getting sucked off behind a curtain in broad daylight with a fat French guy drinking a beer only footsteps away really does it for me. Call me a weirdo but obviously I’m not the only one. Telephone Bar is another close follower just because you can play with titties when you buy a lady drink.
2. Bliss Lounge
Bliss Lounge looks like a big family friendly restaurant and it even has a full bar and a pool table where you can play around before you play around. The women are mostly cute and they wear sexy little dresses. They’re friendly, fun and not pushy in the least bit. When the time comes you can go upstairs and lay back in a reclining chair while one of them sucks you off. They don’t quit it til they get it and everything is done very well. It’s quite a bargain for only 700 Baht.
1. Club 4
Club 4 is the best blowjob bar in Pattaya in almost every category. It’s a cozy place where you can spend a few hours surrounded by pantiless women in short skirts that are for the most part pretty damn sexy. You get to do things at the bar in or semi secluded booths that still allow for some public naughtiness. If you want to go all the way there are big clean bedrooms upstairs. Plus all the prices are fair. What else could a guy with a swinging dick want?
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Beer bars in Chiang Mai
I’ve already told you about beer bars in Thailand and go go
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Soapy massage parlors in Chiang Mai
Chiang Mai has been attracting hippies, retirees, and digital nomads for years.
sadly never seen any girls that are remotely attractive in these places 🙁
Club 4 used to have two or three very hot chicks. One was one of the hottest working in Pattaya and of course a customer quickly married her. Another is still very hot even though she went through another bar nearby before ending up on the other side of town. She has a Thai boyfriend. She always posts pics with him on her Facebook. I’ve never been too worried about the looks of chicks slobbing on my knob though. Skills are what matter.
because you are Obviously Gay.
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