Sexy cafes in Vietnam

I started writing about Vietnam over two years ago. I can hardly believe it. Time flies when you’re screwing hot chicks all over the world I guess. I’ve covered everything from hostess bars to blowjob barbershops but I still haven’t written about the sexy cafes. There are many around. You can find them in the smallest of cities and even between towns on rural roads, but the biggest concentration is in Saigon, also known as Ho Chi Minh City.

Sexy cafes are kind of an open secret. They don’t broadcast their presence but everyone knows they are around. Everyone from innocent first year college students to old ladies knows about the infamous “cafe om.” But a lot of the same people won’t know where any are. Some even think the places don’t actually exist. Of course they do.

Coffee is a major part of life in Vietnam. There are cafes everywhere. You can be sitting in a cafe looking across the street at a guy in a cafe who is talking to a friend in a different cafe about which cafe they will meet at later. It’s incredible. There are all types of cafes too. Starbucks exists side by side with little street sellers who put out tiny plastic chairs for their customers, and they all do well!

Sexy cafes in Vietnam

There are different kinds of sexy cafes too. The most famous is the “caphe om”. That’s a place where you can hug the servers. They are basically hostess bars open during the day that sell coffee. In some of the wildest places the chicks dress in sexy clothes. In others they wear regular clothes so not to raise suspicions. At some caphe oms blowjobs are sold right with the coffee. It usually goes for a tip of 100,000 to 200,000 Dong. It’s done in the open but it’s dark and no one is really looking. At some of these places the chicks will meet customers outside of work for more (and more money) too. At some of the caphe oms the chicks will only sit with a customer and maybe let him touch her leg. Then they can arrange for more outside of the cafe. There are a lot of varieties. Prices can be shockingly cheap for foreigners but there are also chicks that want a lot more than you might expect.

Another variety of sexy cafe exists too. They have a bunch of chicks serving coffee and sometimes talking to customers. They don’t really touch the customers and the customers don’t really touch them either. They wear beautiful dresses and have their hair and makeup done every day. Most of them are really beautiful and they range in age from 19 to 24 or so. These kinds of places stay open late and usually have events too. Everything is oriented around turning guys on. The chicks are hot and the events are things like dance music played by a gorgeous Vietnamese chick with huge round tits in a bikini. You might think that these places would be all about sex, but they’re really not. This is how a lot of things including barbershops work in Vietnam. Some of the most obvious and sexual looking places offer nothing but teasing while some of the most nondescript places are really just brothels.

It’s all good

The regular sexy cafes are fun places to spend a little time. The coffee is good and only a little more expensive than coffee at a regular cafe. The chicks are hot and fun, and they are usually curious about foreigners. Sometimes you get more attention by being different though it is not always easy to keep. People who can’t communicate with someone tend to give up eventually, not only in Vietnam but all over the world. Although the regular sexy cafes aren’t set up to sell sex, some of the chicks will meet with customers outside of the bar. The guys make contact with them through Facebook or some other app and arrange a meeting. Sometimes they even date customers without viewing it as a pay for play relationship. Anything is possible.

Finally, there are also regular cafes that just happen to employ sexy chicks. This is pretty common. I don’t think I’d consider these “sexy cafes” but they are fun to visit and it can be possible to pick up the waitresses. Some might want money but most who agree to meet outside of work just want to date or find love.

Typically the chicks at sexy and regular cafes only speak Vietnamese. English is rare, though it is starting to appear a little more frequently. When it is spoken it is usually bad. Google translate helps for communication in Vietnam but it can only go so far. Locals are the main customers at the sexy cafes and so they benefit the most from all that is available. I’m no expert in the Vietnamese language or the sexy cafes. I can say a few words and I know where some cafes are located but much of it is still unknown to me. What I do know comes from local friends and a whole lot of trial and error.

I might review some specific sexy cafes in the future. It depends. I have a lot to write about but only so much time and space to write.