Sex saunas in Germany

I’m always surprised that Germany isn’t mentioned much when people talk about prostitution. I mean once in a while I’ll hear someone bring it up, but usually only if there is some major news or the person is either from or in Europe. People aren’t discussing it in the US or Asia and I find that funny. People talk about Amsterdam but not Germany.

Prostitution is totally legal in Germany. There are some rules, but they are reasonable and anyway they only apply to the people selling. The buyers are pretty much free to buy without worry as long as they only deal with consenting adults. Most people are. I’ve never met anyone who isn’t. Apparently they are out there but I hope and trust I never run into them.

There are a lot of styles of pay for play in Germany. I’ll try to get around to writing about them all. I’m not a genius but I’ve been around. I have spend a lot of time in Germany. I really like Berlin and not only for the easy availability of hot chicks. It’s a cool place all around.

Sex saunas in Germany

Germany’s sex saunas are called “FKK”. This is a German acronym rooted in some outdated form of nudist club that used to exist. I don’t speak German. But I think there are still nudist clubs in Germany.  I haven’t been to any or even tried to find one. I prefer the sex saunas where the chicks are nude and willing to fuck for just a few bucks.

There are a bunch of German FKKs. A lot of them are in the country. You can find them in little towns and cities. Sometimes they are in the middle of nowhere. They become destinations in and of themselves. The big cities all have them too. Frankfurt has a bunch like Palace, Mainhattan and Oase. In Berlin you have the famous Artemis with advertisements for the place on all of the taxis. Paradise in Stuttgart and World in Giessen are other famous places. There are many more through the country. You might think that the saunas in the cities would be the best but that’s not always true. Sometimes they are the worst.

Inside the FKK clubs

All the German sex saunas follow the same rules. You walk in and pay an entrance fee. It can between 40 and 90 Euros. This includes full access to the place, unlimited food and non-alcoholic drinks and your towels, robes and slippers. A few of the more money hungry places charge for a robe but you can bring your own. It’s not much anyway.

After you pay, you put your stuff in an assigned locker. Then you shower and put on your robe and slippers. Then you can move throughout the place. Most of the saunas have bars, big lounges, courtyards, swimming pools and hot tubs. They also have big kitchens where you can eat and drink. Normally there will be some snacks out through the day then a few big buffet meals at regular times. Every sauna I have seen also has a big porno theater somewhere inside. They play pretty terrible porn most of the time but I guess that’s not really the point.

The point is the chicks walking around. Some smaller places might only have twenty women but most have way more than that. Some places claim to have 100 chicks working. They probably do. Depending on the place the chicks either walk around in lingerie or are totally naked. They just carry towels to sit on because I guess it would be gross to plop their bare asses down on a seat that other people have to use too.

The women in the FKK clubs

There are chicks from all over but most of them are Romanian. Polish, Russian, Bulgarians, Turks and Hungarians are common too. There are also chicks from Brazil and even some from Africa and Asia. You don’t see many Germans or Asians though. I saw a British chick once. At least she claimed to be British. Since she looked and sounded the part I believed her. Most of them look good. Some look great. Only a few are really dogs. My biggest beef is that so many of them smoke. That’s hard to get used to for me. Smoking has long been banned in most of the world and I’ve been spoiled by sweet Asian chicks with old school manners. All of the chicks speak English. Most of them are fluent. Customers from everywhere are accepted. There is no prejudice.

Anyway the chicks are all ready to go. If they weren’t they wouldn’t be working the sex saunas. I’ve heard of guys getting turned down by these chicks but I haven’t seen it. Only once a chick told me she only worked with her friend. Since her friend was ugly I said no thanks.

I don’t think the bosses are officially allowed to set the prices but every place has its own rates anyway. The most common rate is 50 Euros for sex. Some will do it in the lounges or porn theaters but it’s more common to go to one of the private bedrooms. There are a lot of them and surprisingly they are kept pretty damn clean. A blowjob is usually included but some want more for kissing or a facial. The chicks who do anal want more for that too. About half of them do. Normally they use condoms for sex and anal but not for blowjobs. Supposedly they are tested but I wouldn’t take my chances. I guess other guys don’t care since there are actually bareback clubs in Germany too.