Sex toys are getting more creative

It wasn’t so long ago that sex toys were like little secrets limited to your sister’s dresser. Now it seems like they are all over the place. I have even seen vibrators and pocket pussies hanging on the wall at a Target in South Dakota! This is really great. We are finally starting to admit that getting off is totally natural.

What’s really amazing is that sex toys keep on getting more creative. I first noticed this in Japan. Now you can see the results all over. A combination of several things like the internet, sexual freedom, and technological developments have combined into the perfect storm. Now you can choose from more sex toys than you could ever use. The selection is almost endless.

You might even pick up something you would have never imagined before. Such as a dildo shaped like a corn cob for your girlfriend to stick in her twat. Or a hermaphrodite sex doll with both a pussy and dick. That way you can fuck it, or it can fuck you.

You might think I am just making up stuff here. Although I am quite creative this is all as real as the masonic seal on the dollar bill. There are actually products out there like the Dildo Colourful Big Grain Corn Adult Sex Toy and Futa Lucy Sexy Doll Pussy Toy With Big Penis.

Go fuck yourself!

Anyone who speaks English and doesn’t live in a convent has heard the phrase “go fuck yourself!” You’ve probably even said it yourself a few hundred times. But unless you’re like that guy from the old porn loops who used to stick his semi-flaccid rod up his own ass, you couldn’t actually fuck yourself. That’s all changed with these creative new sex dolls.

With the Futa Lucy doll I talked about earlier, you can actually stick its dick in its own twat. I mean there is a big gaping pussy under the big round balls. Crazier still, the hole on the end of the giant attached dick doubles as a sex toy itself. So you can fuck it in the piss slit with your own wiener. What is this world coming to?

Consumerist society has clearly gone off the rails but hey at least we can get a laugh and blow a few loads in the deal. If we’re all headed for the end anyway, we might as well have a good time, right? One must imagine Sisyphus happy (and sticking his erect wang into a transgender sex doll).

Fantasy and reality

All I can say is this: do whatever you enjoy. As long as you don’t hurt anyone or disrupt the happiness of others in the process. We might not exactly strive in a post-industrial wasteland built around ecommerce and political divisions. But we can all at least agree that shooting semen out of your dick feels great. Right?

There’s nothing safer or less intrusive than having sex with yourself. Sure your greased up palm might get old after a while. When it does you just go online and look at all the tens of thousands of various sex toys, plastic pussies, hips and torsos out there.

If you decide you want to do a reach around and fondle some balls while you pump a tight lubed asshole full of your nut, go ahead and get a Futa Lucy and let loose.

I have to say that I have always had a get out there and get it kind of attitude. When I see something new and exciting I pursue it. Often to the detriment of everything else. So I might have missed a few meals when I was busy doing marathon edging sessions. No bigie.

I don’t have much money in savings either. But I have fucked hundreds of women, shot loads in over a thousand mouths, and blasted the holes out of a bunch of different sex toys. I don’t wait to fall asleep to live out my dreams. I get my fantasy on with both eyes open! If your fantasy is about both dick and pussy go ahead and do you. You only live once.