I am not a whore monger

I have something to tell you. I am not a whore monger. Seriously, it’s true. Sure, I’ve fucked well over a thousand woman all over the world. And I probably paid about half of them. But I’m still not a whore monger.

Do you know why? It’s because I don’t sell whores. I pay them for their services. So I’m not a monger. Because a monger is a person who sells something.

I am not selling anything. Unless of course you count some of my absolutely outstanding ebooks. Though even those basically died off when low attention span and AI took over the world.

I might spend a good amount of money on chicks so I can bust nuts and blow loads. But I never make a dime from the women who charge other guys for the same type of deal.

Fishmongers sell fish

As any dictionary will tell you, a monger is a dealer or a seller of something. Go ahead, look it up if you don’t believe me.

Fishmongers sell fish. Ironmongers sell iron. And cheesemongers sell cheese. See how simple that is?

Well if a fishmonger sells fish, an ironmonger sells iron, and a cheesemonger sells cheese, then a whore monger ought to sell whores, right?

That ain’t me. I’m just a guy with a hard dick looking for places to stick it. Sometimes I’ll rent a chick’s holes for a short while. But I never ever sell them!

Take it from me

I realized the society I lived in was bunco a long time ago. So when I was 19, I abandoned the rat race and set out to travel the world on my own terms. I’ve done a lot of fucking along the way.

I started this website to document some of my adventures. The motivation came after so many friends back home kept asking to hear about my stories. Rather than repeat myself over and over, I decided to post it all up on My Sexpedition instead.

Although this website has been a sort of travelogue ever since, I’ve also expressed some social criticisms. Whatever you think of me personally, you would have a hard time arguing against a lot of what I’ve written. I hate to say I told you so, but it is what it is.

One thing I’ve documented is the long slow decline of western society. Especially of the all-American yankee variety. But it applies at the very least to the whole English speaking world.

Language devolves with the culture

It’s been proven through history that language evolves over time. That’s just a natural functioning of human interactions and the progression of society. I don’t dare reject the reality of pejoration and semantic drift.

In the case of the English language though, I think it might be better described as a devolution. English is the most widely spoken language. A billion and a half people from all over the globe speak it.

Maybe that’s the problem. It could just be a case of too many cooks ruining the stew. There’s all kinds of stuff mixing and eventually the mix just curdled.

That’s how you end up with guys who screw hookers calling themselves whore mongers I guess. I guess there’s nothing I can do about it. Except to refuse to take on the moniker myself.

Why am I so different? That’s the way the cookie crumbled. Perhaps I just lucked out. Or struck it lucky, depending on which English you speak.