200 Baht Blow Jobs on Bush Mountain in Pattaya

Bush Mountain in Pattaya is a kind of beat up old hill where some worn out old broads are known to give blowjobs for as little as 200 Baht. That’s the equivalent of $6.10 in US dollars. They screw guys too, sometimes for as little as 250 Baht. It all goes down in little shacks built out of whatever they can find, like tree limbs and plastic advertising banners.

Pretty much every guy who goes to Pattaya knows about the prostitutes on Beach Road. Even if they didn’t know they would find out whenever they took a walk along the beach prominade, unless of course one of the recent “public order raids” just went down. Not every guy knows about Bush Mountain, but all of the keyed in expats and regulars have at least heard of it.

Locals definitely know about Bush Mountain. Some of them visit for blowjobs and bangs of their own. Other complain to the authorities about the place. I guess they don’t want the sparkling image of the Pattaya seaside resort town to be tarnished by prostitution. Either way, nothing happens. At least nothing has so far. Bush Mountain is still alive and well.

Cheapest sex in Pattaya

Bush Mountain is without a doubt the cheapest place to get a blowjob in Pattaya. Nothing else really comes close. At best you might get a blowjob at a regular Thai massage place tacked on for a 300 Baht tip but usually they even want 500 Baht or more on top of the standard massage price.

Times are changing, and prices are too. The cheapest blowjob bar in Pattaya still wants 600 Baht. Regularly, Pattaya blowjob bars want 800 Baht. The blowjob bars on Soi 6 want 800 Baht now too, plus you might even have to pay more if you use a private room instead of getting sucked off right in the bar.

Blowjob Bars vs. Bush Mountain

Of course a bar is a lot more comfortable than Bush Mountain. I’d rather be kicked back in a comfortable stool getting blown with the air conditioner keeping things cool than standing outside on a dirt hill with only the shade of a tree to block the sun, but maybe that’s just me.

A 200 Baht blowjob might sound cheap. Well, it is. Not that long ago though it was pretty close to the regular price across the board. Even now in Vietnam the ticket price at a blowjob barbershop is usually 150,000 Dong. That’s $6.46 American. Only 36 cents more than Bush Mountain. Sure, you’re supposed to tip but the chicks don’t expect a ton of money. My Vietnamese friends usually give 100,000 or 150,000 at the most. I follow their lead even though it now requires some back and forth thanks to foreign guys with bad information thinking the price at these places is 400,000 or even 500,000 Dong!

I’m not going to say I’ve never been up Bush Mountain in Pattaya for a blowie. Unlike some other guys on the internet, I actually write about stuff I know. I never went all the way on Bush Mountain. I don’t know if I have it in me. I don’t even go there for a suck anymore. I have enough money and to shell out the extra 600 Baht to visit a pro in a blowjob bar so that’s usually what I do when the mood strikes. BJ bars in Pattaya are easier to get to from where I stay anyway.

Where is Bush Mountain?

Bush Mountain is a name created by farang foreigners. Thais don’t call it that. It’s like the slang “coconut bar” name farangs call the Beach Road strip.

Bush Mountain is actually on Pratumnak Hill. The entrance to the part where chicks give blowjobs is across from the EasyKart.com go kart race track. It’s near the The Manita Hotel. The biggest landmark is the huge “PATTAYA” sign on the hill! The women are right on Bush Mountain. The chicks hang out in their little huts all day waiting for dudes to come by for some service.

Thailand is a relatively safe place. At least I’ve never had any problems. Others have been robbed and beaten though. Maybe they wandered into places like Bush Mountain after dark. Even local Thai guys I know say to stay away from Bush Mountain when the sun goes down. They aren’t only sucking dicks up on that hill!