A complete list of handjob prices in Asia

How much does a handjob cost in Asia? That’s almost like asking, “how tall is a tree?” It really depends on where you get a handjob and who gives it to you. But I’ve spent enough time drifting in and out of Asia to give you a good idea of how much a happy ending costs.

There are a few ways to get a handjob in Asia, not including the free route. The first and most common is to go to a massage parlor. Some are set up to give happy endings. Others just have chicks inside who want to make extra money, so they jack guys off for bigger tips. The next most common would be to get a handjob at a barbershop. That’s a lot easier to do in some parts of Asia than others. But you could also go high end if you really wanted to. There are high class escorts at agencies like Tokyo Style Massage who do handjobs at a premium price.

Handjobs in East Asia

Prostitution, like Facebook and Twitter, is not allowed in China. But people use VPNs to get around the great firewall. And they go to barbershops to get a handjob. Nothing is exactly in your face in mailand China, except maybe some scammers. But if you can find some barbershops with chick that do handjobs, you usually get what you pay for. You do pay for it. A handjob in China costs between $14 and $42, if you can find it.

Although it is a part of China, Hong Kong has not outlawed prostitution. At least for now. I don’t know the specific rules, but locals find ways to get money without getting shut down. That’s where the walk up brothels come from. There are some massage parlors around too. In Chinese massage parlors, the chicks are more likely to just throw in a handjob with the massage. It doesn’t always happen, but it is pretty common. There are also saunas where handjobs are basically the services guys go to receive. No matter where you go, the price for a handjob in Hong Kong is usually between $64 and $77 dollars American.

Macau is just one stop over. That’s another part of China where prostitution is apparently legal. Dick massages are offered in all of the Macau sex saunas as either a side service or the main event. The price for a handjob in Macau can be as little as $31 or as much as $229 USD depending on how its down and who does it. But it’s always done right! What can you expect from chicks who rub cocks as a career?

Japan obviously has all sorts of options for handjobs. Since prostitutes can’t legally charge for money outside of the soaplands, a lot of working girls give handies. As with any place that has many different styles, the prices can be all over the place. You can go into a Thai or Chinese massage parlor and get a body rub with handjob for 9000 to 10000 Yen. Or you can go the high class route and have a super hot chick from Tokyo Style come to your room for a minimum of 27,000 Yen. In other words, a handjob in Japan costs anywhere between $84 and $251 as a standard. But you could actually spend over a thousand US dollars for a happy ending if you wanted to!

There are several options for happy ending massage in South Korea, but they’re not always easy to find. First there are the blowjob barbershops where the women do sometimes give handies by request or their own preference for 40,000 Won or more. Then there are the happy ending massage places like Belle in Gangnam. They charge 120,000 to 130,000 Won. So a handjob in South Korea costs between $34 and $109 US dollars.

Happy endings in Southeast Asia

Southeast Asia basically encompasses the ASEAN countries of Cambodia, Laos, Malaysia, Myanmar, the Philippines, Thailand, Singapore and Vietnam. If you’ve read this site before than you probably know that it’s pretty easy to get a handie in any of these places. Well maybe not Brunei, but that’s not on my list anyway. That’s the only ASEAN country I haven’t been too. The lack of widely available happy endings might have something to do with that.

Cambodia is filled with massage parlors. There were some places known to specialize in happy endings, but a lot of them closed. It’s really no matter though. More than a few of the chicks working the regular places do hand jobs for tips. A massage costs between 2.50 and 9 bucks. A handjob goes for between 1 and 20 dollars depending on negotiating skills. It’s pretty much the same in Siem Reap. So a handjob in Cambodia costs between $3.50 and $29.

In Laos the options for handjobs are more limited. But that might only be because the population and the number of tourists are smaller than most ASEAN countries. You can get a handjob with an oil massage in a lot of the parlors around Vientianne. The massage usually costs 40,000 Kip or so. Then they want around 200,000 Kip for a tip. It’s no different in Luang Prabang. So the price of a handjob in Laos is about 27 dollars.

Malaysia isn’t the world capital of reach arounds, but it’s not difficult to find a happy ending massage in Kuala Lumpur. There are tons of massage parlors along Changkat Bukit Bintang and the chicks inside all seem to know what dudes want. There are a few more Thai massage parlors along Jalan Pudu too. A massage costs between 60 and 100 Ringgit. The masseuses want 50 to 100 more for a happy ending. So a handjob in Malaysia costs between $27 and $48 dollars.

In Myanmar the options for handjobs are a lot more limited. There are a couple of massage parlors around Yangoon, but most of the chicks don’t do handjobs anyway. The high end massage parlors in big hotels are hit or miss too. It’s actually a lot easier to find sex in Myanmar. Happy endings are common at a few places like the Parami Hotel Spa where one hour oil massages are 25 dollars. A handjob in Myanmar is about $29.

The Philippines might be the only place where it is easier to find a handjob than an actual legitimate massage parlor. At least in some areas. There aren’t that many massage parlors in the Philippines. And there are even less happy ending massage parlors. But there lots of self proclaimed masseuses walking P Burgos Street in Manila every night. They ask 500 Pesos for a massage and depending on negotiation might include a handjob with that. That’s just $10 for a handie. But if you go to a massage parlor or call a massage service in Manila or Angeles City, you’ll pay a lot more. A handjob in the Philippines costs between $10 and $58 depending on where you get it.

Thailand is clearly the motherland of massage parlors. They’re all over the place. In Bangkok and Pattaya some streets have more massage parlors than cars. But even in smaller cities like Chiang Mai and Hua Hin you can always find some massage parlors. Hand jobs are just as easy to find. There are places set up for handjobs and then all the chicks in regular massage parlors who do them for tips. The price at a handjob joint is usually between 500 and 1900 Baht depending mainly on what the chicks look like. If you go to a regular massage parlor you’re more likely to pay 300 for the massage and 500 Baht more for the happy ending. So a handjob in Thailand costs between $16 and $62. There’s a lot of options!

Prostitution is legal in Singapore. But I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be confined to the government regulated brothels in Geylang. Singaporeans have a reputation for being law abiding legal eagles, but there are still plenty of massage parlors around where chicks do hanky panky for pay. So it’s not hard to find a happy ending massage in Singapore. But it’s not cheap either. A quick handjob in Singapore costs around $75 American dollars!

Vietnam doesn’t have quite as many massage parlors as Cambodia or Thailand, but it’s close. There are all the massage parlors you see in tourist areas like Bui Vien Street in Ho Chi Minh City. Then there are the many hotel massage parlors. On top of that, there are many barbershops where women give handies or blowjobs for money. So it doesn’t take much effort to get a happy ending massage in Vietnam. The prices depend on where you go and what kind of room you use. A handjob in a hot toc might only cost six bucks. But a handjob from a sexy topless Vietnamese chick in a VIP suite at a 24 hour hotel massage could cost $70.