My review of 69 Nuru Massage in Chiang Mai

Chiang Mai finally has a reliable full service nuru massage parlor. It’s called 69 Nuru Massage and it’s as good as any nuru massage you would find in Bangkok or even Tokyo. Since it’s up here in Chiang Mai, it’s not as expensive.

I first saw 69 Nuru Massage when I was coming out of the Shangri La Hotel on Chang Klang. At night when the sign is illuminated you can see it back off the street. It beckoned to me like a lighthouse on the edge of the sea.

When I went in, I thought the place was great. I talked to the lady who runs the place. Her English is almost better than mine. She broke everything down. Gave me a drink. Then showed me the girls.

You know what happened next, don’t you? In case you don’t, I am writing up this full review of 69 Nuru Massage in Chiang Mai. It’s definitely the best option if you want to bang hot Thai chicks in Chiang Mai.

Nuru massage in Chiang Mai

Chiang Mai has always been known as a cheaper part of Thailand. That’s one of the reason so many digital nomads used to end up here.

I am more of a gonad, but I too used to spend tons of time in Chiang Mai. For a while there it was my main stomping grounds and lift off spot to hit the other parts of Southeast Asia. Of course I shot my fair share of nuts around town too.

Back when Chiang Mai was my regular haunt, there wasn’t any place like 69 Nuru around. I had some nuru massages here and there. But it was more common to just bang and be done with it. I wish there would have been an option like this around.

Anyway, now I can get a nuru massage and more right in the middle of Chiang Mai. So instead of pining away for the good old days while crying into my beer, I just get up, get out, and get me some. 69 Nuru is my go to place in Chiang Mai now.

Chiang Mai Nuru massage price

Back to the prices. Like I said, they’re not bad. Especially for the way inflation is going these days. If you’re just trying to bust off for cheap, you can get a 30 minute quickie for 1800 Baht. That’s less than a dozen of eggs in America!

If you want to experience some real pleasure, you can go for a 1 hour nuru massage instead. You get full service body to body action for 3600 Baht. Having one of these sexy Chiang Mai chicks slide all over your body butt naked gets you rock hard and ready to stick it in.

You can also upgrade and really get things going. I like to get 2 chicks to do me for 90 minutes. I get them in the jacuzzi and then bend them over the side of the tub for the grand finale. It ends up being like 6500 Baht. That’s a steal in this economy!

69 Nuru Massage has some cool extras too. You can for a helper to come in and tickle your balls. Or you can go 50 Shades of Grey style with a S&M Massage. They have costumes, foot worship, spanking, pissing, and more. You can even have one these nasty bitches spit in your mouth if you want to be degraded.

Why I love 69 Nuru Massage

Me? I prefer being destroyed by the face sitting option once in a while. Sometimes you just want to let the woman take over. You can get a big ego when you realize you can get as much pussy as you want, whenever you want it. Having a super sexy Thai chick grind on your grill like she’s riding a horse bareback for half an hour can really put things back in perspective.

The point is that they can basically take care of you here. Whatever you need, the manager will try to arrange for you. There’s something really cool about sitting down and drinking an ice cold can of Coke while discussing backdoor action with her too. What can I say? I love this kind of thing.

If you’re more of a regular dude you can just roll in and get a regular nuru body to body job too. They have a real nice line up here. So you can pick from a bunch of different Chiang Mai cuties. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed. I have been happy with all of my visits.

You can hit them up on Line if you want to talk about the various options. In my case, I just roll in off the street. They’ve always had a good amount of babes ready for me to sink into. So I have no complaints there. Or anywhere really.

I am so glad 69 Nuru Massage opened up in Chiang Mai. The city has been in serious need of a quality nuru place like this for years. What we need now is for the guys to go in and support it. I want to be able to get Thai nuru massages in Chiang Mai for years to come.