I got a $3 public blowjob in Colombia

I have had a lot of sex. Some of it was weird and adventurous. Looking back some of it was even stupid. But luckily I am still alive and I don’t have AIDS. So I can tell you about the time I got a public blowjob in Colombia for 3 bucks.

To be honest this story goes back several years. Colombia was a lot different back then. It wasn’t the deadly 1980’s with drug wars in the streets. But it was still pretty grimey and there was a good possibility of getting your head busted open in front of everyone.

This was right after I turned 19, turned my back on the rat race, and left America for a permanent life of travel and sex. One of the first places I ended up was Colombia. I heard the chicks were hot and the living was cheap. Nowadays I prefer other countries for many reasons. But back then it seemed cool to me.

So I set up in this cheap apartment and start exploring. In those days we didn’t even have smart phones. So you could walk around with just a few pesos and eliminate the risk of getting robbed for much. Sure you might still get killed, but who cares about a little thing like that?

Down on the corner, out in the street

One of the first places I started exploring was a zona roja or red district. Supposedly prostitution was legal down there. In reality there are hookers all over every city in Colombia from the worst ghettos to the richest communities.

Later I realized the cheap brothels of Colombia were safer and better. But at the time I was memorized by the half naked hookers with big asses standing right in the street. I was so excited by them that I barely noticed the junkies, tweakers, and aggressive transgender prostitutes with their hairy brown nuts hanging out below their miniskirts.

I ended up spending a bunch of my meager savings on the half naked hookers one 15 minute session at a time. Before long I had fucked myself out of money. But I would still walk around down there just to get a sniff of all the pussy. What can I say? I was an am a horny dude, even if I am much more collected and well paid these days.

Anyway one day I was walking around down there and evening was approaching. As little as I cared about living back then even I realized I didn’t wanna be in the red zone when the sun went down. So I turned around and started heading back to where I started. Just then a storm started and it was pouring rain. Like I said no smartphone back then, so no Uber either. And all the regular taxis disappeared when the rain came.

Singing in the rain

So I am walking in the rain feeling cold but glad that at least the water would keep some of the sharks at bay. I mean the streets were basically empty with me being the only idiot dumb enough to walk around. Well me and these two crazy old chicks.

I saw them up ahead and they saw me too. I walked through with my head down until one started talking to me. She wasn’t real forward so I didn’t shoe her off. She asked me if I wanted to get my dick sucked. I said “who doesn’t?” She asked how much I could give her. I said I only have 10,000 Pesos. Back then that was like $3.50 American. She called me a liar. I said “Why would I be walking out here in the rain if I had more than that?” This seemed to work and she said okay!

So now I am ready to get sucked off by this soaking wet old grandma for just over 3 dollars. But the question was where would we go. I figured she would have a little room in one of the buildings like the other hotter prostitutes. “No mi amor,” she said. Then she asked “if I had a room why would I be walking out here in the rain?” Touche you old hag!

So we went into a dimly lit alley. I thought I might be headed to my death. Instead her friend looked out at the end while she pulled my pants halfway down and blew me right there in the rain. It was pretty ridiculous and I remember laughing to myself. But I also learned something that day. Toothless old street hookers can suck a mean dick!

After about 4 minutes I jizzed right in her fucking mouth. I was proud of myself for the accomplishment. My friends were back home struggling through college and I was in paradise getting blown by a toothless street whore for the price of a burger. Best of all was this was a bareback blowie with cum in mouth. As I found later even the expensive hookers in Colombia usually give head with a condom on, which takes away a lot of the sensation.

Eventually I got my life together and started making decent money on the internet with minimal work. I moved on and kept traveling finding better lands in other parts of the world. I have been back to Colombia. These days I doubt I would even visit the red zones but I always remember the time I paid a few bucks to get a toothless head job from an old worn out street hooker. I wonder where she is these days?