A Japanese bimbo got in trouble for helping guys work out

Have you heard the news? The built Japanese bimbo who recently went viral for putting her massive tits and ass in faces at her local gym is in trouble. At least according to reports.

You see, Mai Mizuki was charging guys for gym training but actually putting her big boobs and butt cheeks in their face. There is nothing illegal about this in Japan. But it would be classified as sex work or “fuzoku.” So Mai is in hot water for having the wrong license.

That’s where the confusion comes in to play. Believe it or not, but Mizuki is actually a professionally licensed trainer. The issue is that she was doing a sort of sex work that requires a different license.

Does any of this sound strange? Well Japan is home to all kinds of weird prostitution like titty milk bars and sex doll cafes. So what else did you expect?

The ins and outs of Japanese sex work

Nothing surprises me anymore. Least of all when it comes to sex and sex work in the land of the rising sun. After all, Japan is a place where you can pay Asian cuties for a blowjob or anal sex. But not to put your dick in their pussies. Unless you’re at a soapland, in which case it would actually be okay. Still with me?

This is a country that produces some of the most porn in the world. Japanese adult video comes out every day and features acts as extreme as blowbang bukkake and semen tooth brushing. But they can’t show a cock or pussy. It has to be censored. Understand?

The whole world is wacky. In America porn is legal but hookers aren’t. In Bangladesh porn is illegal, but prostitution is legal. In Qatar, both porn and prostitution are illegal. But you can find both porn and whores there.

I’m not here to judge. All I want to do is enjoy my time on earth and blow as many nuts as possible. Sometimes I’ll spend money to do that. But I won’t spend money to have some chick with artificially inflated boobs and butt bend over in front of me.

Hash tag #whogivesashit

I don’t know about what is hot or not in the world of social media. You won’t find me posting, commenting, or even viewing this shit. I might stay up on trending XXXChatLive.com type of stuff. But not the latest back and forth between a bunch of ugly celebrities.

I only found out about this broad because of her weighty bossom and booty. She’s too faked out for me though. It doesn’t have to be all natural all the time. But some of this Brazilian butt lift stuff goes too far for even a horn dog like me.

Whenever I see one of those giant asses I just wonder how they shit. The turd must come out flat like a piece of paper out of a laser printer. Imagine the smell! It reminds me of this MILF I fucked on a lark in Colombia years ago. Her ass was naturally gigantic. But it wasn’t firm or nice. Once she took the pants off it was like two grocery store bags filled with lunch meat.

While I do like to suck on a pair of roast beef piss flaps now and again I don’t need any injected rear ends in my face. That’s not motivation for me to lift a dumbbell. Staying alive long enough to break Wilt Chamberlin’s sex record is the only goal I need to keep myself healthy and living long. How about you?