It’s not too hard to narrow down a list of the best sex saunas in Kuala Lumpur. Some are clearly better than others. They all follow a pretty similar plan when it comes to doing business. But they have different layouts, ladies, rooms, and prices. Some look like high-end gyms while others are basically just low rent brothels.
I’ve already written about the sex saunas in Kuala Lumpur a few years ago. I explained how the saunas worked then. You might not expect much. After all Malaysia is a conservative country where even alcohol is banned for a lot of people. But in Kuala Lumpur there are plenty of adult entertainment places for a city of its size. It’s no Bangkok. But it’s not Vientiane either.
The 3 best sex saunas in Kuala Lumpur
Although you might not notice them when in the city, there are actually a lot of sex saunas in Kuala Lumpur. They’re usually pretty discrete in their locations. There might even be as many saunas in KL as there are in Macau. But not every sauna in Kuala Lumpur is great or even good. Some are pretty low end. Here’s a lot of what I think are the three best sex saunas in Kuala Lumpur:
- Green Elephant Spa (Jalan Sultan Ismail)
- Bond Spa (Jalan 1/77b)
- Deluxe Health Spa (Jalan Bukit Bintang)
Green Elephant Spa is in the basement of the Sungai Wang Plaza. It has it’s own private door on the outside. Well, there’s a neon sign over top of it. But otherwise it’s private. To be honest, it’s not much of sauna or spa. The “captains” in charge know that. But they also know why guys go there. Green Elephant is straight to the point. You walk in, chose a lady, and go for your special massage. There’s no beating around the bush.
Bond Spa is on the Third Floor of Seasons Tower. It used to be called Saboon Spa. It was pretty famous under that name. And not much has changed even with the new title. It’s still a solid spa with lots of hot Vietnamese, Chinese and Thai chicks. Some of the Chinese ladies do a special full body “Dragon Massage” that is really intense. It costs about 400 Ringgit and comes with free food and use of the bubble tub.
Deluxe Health Spa is one of the older saunas for men in Kuala Lumpur. In fact, it’s not much of a sauna at all. And the building has seen better days. But it’s still one of the best places of its kind. Deluxe is located inside the famous Federal Hotel. It has been around for many years. That’s because guys keep going back to keep it in business. That should tell you something right there. And even if it doesn’t the high number and varieties of ladies and reasonable prices should help you understand why it is widely considered to be one of the best in town.
These aren’t the only good saunas in Kuala Lumpur. They’re just the best for a number of reasons. Another place that at least deserves a mention is Sky River on Jalan Bukit Bintang. It has one of the better buildings, if that matters. More importantly they have some of the hottest Chinese chicks around. They give the women at Bond Spa a run for their money when it comes to physical attributes.