Entire families are now on OnlyFans

Here’s the latest from the twisted tales of real life here on planet earth: entire families are now on OnlyFans. Maybe you thought the fun would stop with the mom and daughter team on Asian Sex Diary years ago. If not, you probably figured the trend of Mom-Daughter porn was going to be as far as it went. Not so fast!

If you learn anything, it should be that porn can never go to far. This is the era of extremes. We are on the cusp of a new World War that will have the potential to wipe our species off the face of the planet. And what are we doing about it?

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Well, some enterprising families have seized the opportunity to milk money out of simps on OnlyFans. If that ain’t a modern method of doom spending, nothing is. Hey, those Pokemon socks aren’t gonna pay for themselves!

You might think I’ve gone off the deep end. But as usual, I am simply telling you the truth. So what the hell am I talking about? The 6 foot two inch tall monster Marie Temara and her band of merry relations. This 188 centimeter tall freak of nature shows off her entire body on OnlyFans. And everyone from her mom, dad, and brother help out. How’s that for quality time?

Introducing the OnlyFans family

Lest you think the muscular Ms Temara is just some regular model trying to cash in on the OnlyFans trend with the help of her close fam, think again. The first thing you see when you go to her OnlyFans page is the phrase “free pussy video when you sub.” In case that is not enough to get you to shell out $6.80 for a 30 day subscription, Marie reminds you that her “mum, dad, brothers are all on there. We all live on the same property, and we all do TikToks and work together.”

What’s sicker, the fact that her immediate family is “all on there” or the idea that any of this is somehow “work”? I have been writing out the tales of my sex here for almost ten years. But I wouldn’t dare describe it as work. Real work may be for suckers. But only a sucker would spend money on this garbage. And I’d much rather live in a world filled with hard working truck drivers and factory workers than a bunch of lurch looking leeches.

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Here’s another question. Is this all better or worse than the washed up and aged actress Denise Richards joining OnlyFans with her daughter Sami? Keep in mind the poor daughter’s dad is infected with HIV. Even he says he’s against the weird mom-daughter OnlyFans collab. But I’ll let you be the judge.

I will note that the Temara family claims to make an incredible $800,000 per month. Yes, you read that right. Meanwhile people nursing cancer ridden babies are living check to check. And rice farmers are scraping by to survive. This is quite a society we’ve created here folks!

Who am I to judge?

I like sex as much as the next man. And my motto is “no harm, no foul.” After all, I am the same guy who fucked 3 sisters at the same time. So no one could accused me of being anti-sex. Or anti-porno. I’ve written in defense of porn in the past. And I watch it pretty much every day.

Whatever consenting adults want to do is up to them, as long as they don’t interfere with the rest of us. Still, as a noted social commentator with a lived experience of sexual exploration, I have to weigh in. So while I will continue to fap to the Thai twins fucking at Tuk Tuk Patrol, I have to turn a cold shoulder towards the Too-Tall Temara Clan.

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What do I know? And who am I to pass judgement anyway? Well, I’m Lorenzo Enz. The guy from My Sexpedition who gave up the rat race and set out to travel the world and have sex. I’ve been doing it for many years. It doesn’t make me better or worse than anyone. Like Popeye said, “I yam what I yam.”

Yesterday I got my cock sucked by a 20 year old Asian woman with a flawless body. She got up on top of me and let me lick her tight little slit for a good twenty minutes before I creamed in her mouth. It cost me a little under $16 total. Now some fat ugly American cunt in a pair of ill-fitting sweat pants might say this is “sick.” But I’d rather drop $16 to squirt a load in a beautiful woman’s mouth than spend $7 to look at some weirdo family of opportunists. Call me what you will. Just don’t call me stupid.

If you’re an adult and you want to pose for OnlyFans, you can do that. If you’re a mom and you want to join OnlyFans with your daughter, you can do that too. Just remember, some things are more valuable than money. And no matter how much you make, you can’t take it with you. I’ll be fucking until the wheels fall off. Keep checking back here for regular progress reports.

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