How porn saves money and time

Someone asked me why I write about porn on this site when I say I get so much sex. Well, I don’t just say I get a lot of sex. I do. Hardly a day goes by without me getting it. Yet, as I have explained in the past, I still watch porn and jack off. The two go together well for me. But if I wanted to be the next blood sucking billionaire bent on world (or space) domination I might think differently. If I wasn’t sexless, like I imagine most of those money-obsessed maniacs are, I might still watch porn and wank. Do you know why? It’s because porn saves time and money.

Seriously, just think about it. Rather than spend time and money looking for women you could just fire up a porn site and pick out a scene. Then you jack off, toss a load out, clean up, and move on. Now you have free time to study rocket propulsion and money to buy caviar. This is true even if you pay for a subscription to a porn site at twenty bucks a month. You’re not paying for dates, or paying for sex. And you’re not spending hours trying to pick up chicks on Tinder. So you save time and money. Who could argue with that?

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Of course things could go the other way. You could be one of those dudes who gets glued to their computer chairs in a combination of old dried cum and Doritos powder. But you don’t want to be those guys. And nothing says you have to. I watch porn all the time. I jack off all the time too. Sometimes I finish three or four times a day. I am still horny. I still look for chicks on online dating sites. I still pick up chicks all over the world. I still shell out cash for threesomes. Fapping doesn’t stop my flow. I am horny, and you can too!

A professional would probably tell you that a healthy balance lies somewhere in between. Watch a little porn here and there, jack off when the mood hits you, and develop interpersonal relationships with real women. There is probably some truth in all of that too.

At the same time, we are products of our environment. We live in unprecedented times. It almost seems like the world is on fire. No matter how you look at things you would have to be loony not to recognize the massive changes wracking the world.

So forgive me if I like sex. It’s hardly the worst thing. Whether I am wanking to porn, picking up your Thai girlfriend, or paying three hookers to give me physical pleasure, I am nowhere on the list of the world’s worst criminals. You’ve have to check the churches, corporate boardrooms, and halls of justice to find them.

But if you think I am a piece of shit because I like to get off, you are probably not alone. Even in that case you could still understand my argument about porn and the way it has the potential to save people time and money. That would explain Utah. The US state with arguably the most religious population is also home to the most porn viewers.

Make of that what you will. As for me, I am going to watch some great Thai porn and think about the time I fucked three sisters in Asia. You can see where I am coming from, even if I don’t have a live cam pointed at my cock snot shooter. Right?

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