My 5 rules for getting lots of pussy

I have had sex with hundreds upon hundreds of women. I’ve paid some of them. Others were “freebies”, scores, fuck buddies, or women I was dating. In case you don’t know, I’ve been living a life of constant travel and sex for many years. There are no signs of anything slowing down either. I have sex with new women every week. I have sex with women everywhere I go. Even Nebraska!

Sure I miss out on chicks from time to time. I have definitely been turned down and even ignored. But I am successful more often than I fail. Because of that a lot of guys have asked me to reveal my secret to getting sex. The truth is there is none. I am not a pick up artists. I don’t use “game.” I am just a guy who loves women and wants to have sex. I do what I do out of my nature as a guy with a very high libido. And because sex is basically the point of life in a life that otherwise has no point.

But after so many different people asked me about how I meet chicks to fuck I realized that my general approach could be boiled down to five basic rules. These “rules” are hard and fast. They guarantee nothing. They are just a basic summation of the way I live my life. For me, following these rules unknowingly has led to a whole bunch of sexual encounters. Well that and things like learning languages and dressing for success. Other guys have fucked more women using a different approach. So it makes sense than another guy could try to emulate my lifestyle and fail. Not everyone is built for this lifestyle.

Five of ’em

Obviously, I am built exactly for this lifestyle. It suits me well and I can see no other way. Thus far I am surviving and striving even as the modern world crumbles down around me. I just keep my nose to the grindstone in the never ending search for sex. And I do pretty damn well at it. I guess it all comes down to luck. Or more likely, my instinctive action plan based around a few basic self-imposed regulations.

My five rules for getting lots of pussy are:

1. Always be looking
2. Never turn down twat
3. Spend time on snatch
4. Be upfront and honest
5. Don’t give a fuck to fuck

This might seem like a simple list of nothing more than a few words. The reality is that I boiled this list down to its current state. This is the purest form of my lifelong struggle to keep my dick wet in various different vaginal openings. Trust me when I say that this is a clear and true summation of my way of life. This is the guiding light never ending sexual quest for more, more, more.

1. Always be looking

My first and most important rule for finding lots of pussy is to always be looking. I don’t care where I am. I keep my eyes open and my nostrils flared. If any available strange comes within 15 feet of me you can bet that I know about it. Whether I am in a busy airport, a quiet street, or even at a hospital seeking treatment for an illness, I am always looking for women who might want to fuck me.

When I am not around any women I am either looking at them or for them. So after I finish edging to build up my stamina and enhance my libido, I go on various dating sites and apps. I check my Thai Friendly account multiple times daily, even when I am not in Thailand! The same goes for Chinese Kisses. I also have a Tinder Gold account that I use to find women all around the world.

If I hook up with one chick, I start thinking about how I can parlay that into more lays with other chicks. Are any of her friends available? How about coworkers? Is her mom good enough for a poke? I would never fuck any woman who was ever with any of my friends or family. But I would certainly fuck that hot waitress who brought the plates out on my last date. If she turns me down I might find a suitable replacement on the way back to my room. See what I mean?

2. Never turn down twat

I basically never turn down a shot at twat. The easier it is, the more likely I am to take up the offer. It’s not that I am a quantity man over a quality man. It’s just that I never let a chance to get some pussy go passed me. Sliding into a new cunt just feels too good to refuse.

If a chick is going to let me fuck her I am going to do it. Unless she is a truly disgusting pig, in which case I might just fuck her face instead. This is not going to vibe with the guys who are trophy chasers. I have fucked women that look as good as models. I’ve boned a sexy Japanese babe, a blazing hot 19-year-old Thai chick, and the same Thai chick’s friend.

But in reality I have also fucked a bunch of others including an average Japanese MILF, a chubby Thai chick, and an outright fat chick in Jakarta. Do you know why I stuck my cock into all of these women? Because I could!

3. Spend time on snatch

This sort of connects with number one. But this rule also stands alone. I hear a lot of guys complain that they don’t get girls. Then I find out that some of them barely spend any time trying to find chicks! Or they spend all their time on one chick who doesn’t even like them. What the fuck? I spend the bulk of my waking hours on the hunt for poontang. I am dedicated to the cause of sticking my dick into slits. And my effort pays off!

When I am not actively looking for women I might be checking out new options for tail. What are the popular spots for women right now? Which cafes in this city give me a good shot to meet women? What groups or events can I check out that will have available women? What cities should I travel to in order to get more pussy? When I am not talking to chicks or sticking my rod inside of them I am spending time researching other available options.

I would even include watching porn and sex cams with this rule. Many times I will see a new hot porn chick and want to find out where she is from. That helps me build knowledge and also gives me an idea about where I can find the kind of women I am into. I use the internet and other resources to find out about places I haven’t been. Then I hit the ground running. I’ve followed my cock around the world and back again. My well worn balls have thanked me.

4. Be upfront and honest

Here is one that I always stick to. I tell the truth, and I do that even when I am lying. Many times I have come right out and told a chick what I was looking for upfront. Even when it seemed way to early or totally crazy. Of course it depends who you are talking to and how you are talking. But you’d be surprised by the number of chicks I’ve met on dating apps after telling them straight up that I was looking for sex.

Sure the rejection rate could be huge with something like this. Imagine telling 20 matches on Tinder that you are into deepthroat as soon as a conversation starts. That would get you rejected or banned, right? Well what if I told you that I have done exactly that and it led to a chick trying to throat me? It’s true! Sure the first 19 chicks ignored me or got angry. But who cares? I got what I wanted and it was quick, easy and free!

I don’t always talk about sex of course. If I really think a woman is beautiful, I say that instead. If I like the book she is reading, I tell her that too. When I enjoy spending time around a particular lady, I let her know. It’s all about being real, for better or worse. Even if you piss a bitch off in the process. There are plenty of other fish in the sea! Why waste time on a dud when you could be applying that same time to find a chick you actually want to screw?

5. Don’t give a fuck to fuck

Finally, my most important rule is not giving a fuck. I don’t really care if I get rejected, or if a chick stops having sex with me. One chick out of the way means more time and chances to get with another chick down the road! I do repeat fuck some times. Other times I’m one and done.

Who cares, really? It’s just another part of life. The satisfaction is in the journey as much as the destination. I cherish time with women but I know that it will never run out. There is an endless supply! Even if I never found another women to have sex with for free, I could just break out some cash and do any of the tens of millions of prostitutes on earth. The possibilities are endless for me to blow loads.

This is not just a made up ethos or mantra I repeat in my mind. I honestly do not give a fuck about any of it. There are literally billions of women in the world. I will never get to even meet one percent of them. I do my best to know as many ladies and possible in my limited time on earth. And whenever possible, I have sex with those women. If they don’t want sex, that’s cool too. Because I can just continue on my quest which I have no chance of every finishing. There just isn’t enough time, semen or latex!

I may be like Don Quixote chasing windmills. But at least I have found a purpose for myself in this totally indifferent universe. I stay sane by being indifferent too. I’m just a squirrel trying to get a nut. It’s not a bad existence really. Even if I am surrounded by hard woods! Would should I be doing instead? Coming up with new sneaker designs to sell to suckers with too much money and not enough sense? No thanks. It’s a life of much pussy for me.