Some guy’s wife attacked a Thai hooker

By now you’ve probably already heard the tale. Some nasty cunt beat up a sex worker for having sex. To be more precise, a wife found out that her husband was going to a massage parlor in Phuket. So the wife roared into the massage parlor like a bitch in heat and started pummeling a smaller lady who worked there. Of course in this age of high technology being put to good use, some lovely bystanders recorded the whole thing on video. Then to prove what good citizens they are, they uploaded the video the internet.

The next thing you know the story spread like wildfire. It became the slap heard around the world. Illustrious bastions of upright and honest reporting like the New York Post and Daily Mail jumped all over the “news.” Two click bait headlines later we ended up here.

I left America years ago and never looked back. When I was 19 I ditched the rat race and the fat chicks and set out on a life of constant travel and sex. It’s been going pretty good for many years. Sure I might visit America from time to time but only on my own terms. For the most part I have been trying to leave all the drama, violence, cultural backwardness and obesity behind me.

When I first landed on other shores I was amazed that I could still find millions of friendly and attractive women all around me. People weren’t so angry and bitter. Food was cheap and delicious. And healthy!

Sex was easy to come by too. Whether I would date women or simply shell out some cash and pay for some pussy. That was another amazing thing. It turns out that a lot of countries outside of America and the middle east don’t really care if people exchange money for sex. That’s especially true of Thailand. What a revelation!

But what happens when two worlds collide? Well, you get stories like this. We have the old, the new, and the absurd all rolled together in one turd filled street taco. Who is wrong in this situation? Everybody, including me and you. In my view the hooker is the least to blame!

The husband is dishonest and treacherous for going behind his wife’s back, lying, and breaking her trust. Guys naturally want to try new pussy all the time. That’s why marriage is more or less bogus. But don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. Do you want to fuck around for life? Then don’t get married. Do you want to raise happy and healthy children in a loving relationship? Then get married to a good woman and be true to her. It’s really that easy.

The wife sucks for being a violent maniac and putting the blame in the wrong place. Don’t blame the worker for doing her stated work. Blame your husband for sneaking around on you like a belly crawling snake.

Whoever recorded the video sucks for being an all around piece of shit. The best thing to do would have been to try and protect the poor sex worker. If they were too pussy for that, they should have simply stayed out of the way. But they definitely shouldn’t have recorded it like a Jerry Springer producer. Uploading the video only compounded the issue.

Everyone who watched the video should be blamed for being low life gawkers who get entertainment out of other people’s misery. That can include us if we watch it too. Like Daniel Train says, “We are tempted to be voyeurs of violence, dangerously drinking it in as entertainment.”

The popular news should be condemned for trying to profit from the misery of others. And for playing to the lowest common denominator of semi-sentient primitives who walk the earth disguised as actual human beings.

Finally we should place the blame collectively on this sick society we live in. It is easy to recognize how fucked up everything is. But it’s even easier to forget that society is just how every one of us relates to each other. We actually are the society. So when sex work is banned or condemned, violence is praised and enjoyed, outdated relations are promoted and upheld, and entertainment is based on a sick sort of voyeurism, then this is what we end up with.

Garbage in, garbage out!