Getting a blowjob in Ho Chi Minh City for $6.50

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Getting a blowjob in Ho Chi Minh City for $6.50 might sound like the deal of the century. Or it might even sound like a fantasy. The truth is that it is actually pretty routine. While foreign guys often go to shops and spend much more, local dudes usually end up in the cheap blowjob barbershops.

Several years ago, I wrote about why Venezeula might be the cheapest country in the world to buy sex. But Asia definitely gives the Americas a run for their money. Sure, you can drop a lot of money on a Japanese porn star in a high end place. But you can also get sex for next to nothing in certain areas. Blowjobs can be especially cheap from chicks who specialize in giving them to locals.

How much is a blowjob in Ho Chi Minh City?

It’s easy to find places doing blowjobs in HCMC. But the places most foreigners stick to now ask for a lot more money than they used to. Yet the cheap local places are still there too. And locals pay the old normal prices even at the places now popular with foreigners.

When I wrote about hugging cafes in Ho Chi Minh City a couple of years ago, a local Vietnamese guy left a comment. Although it was only a few lines, it contained a lot of truth. And somehow it summarized the entire local scene:

Take in consideration that everything in Asia, especially in those touristic places, are negotiable. You can negotiate your happy ending. It’s like everything. The price is never ever solid. For a happy ending in HCMC District One, I give 300,000 VND. But in other parts of HCMC, it doesn’t exceed 200,000 VND. They ask for 1 million because they know that foreign people are not afraid of spending that ton of money but trust me. She will do the job correctly, no matter what. It’s a business. There are never ever emotions in that kind of thing. So don’t be afraid to negotiate.”

These days, a blowjob in Ho Chi Minh City can cost between 6 and 100 US Dollars. It depends on where you go and how you negotiate. Most foreigners end up paying around 18 dollars at the blowjob barbershops. But 9 dollar head is still widely available, which is why HCMC is one of the cheapest blowjob spots in Asia.

It can get even cheaper than that. That’s the point of this post. It’s quite possible to get a bareback blowjob to completion in Saigon for the equivalent of six dollars American. And it doesn’t come from a cracked out street prostitute either. It’s just a normal service at a barbershop with no barber. The prices are competitive with blowjob rates on Bush Mountain in Pattaya. Sometimes I love Asia.

Sucked off for less than seven bucks

A while ago I was in the back of a taxi headed to a street full of sexy cafes. We were on the outskirts of Ho Chi Minh City. There were no foreigners anywhere to be found. Vietnam is a pretty safe place though. It’s definitely a lot safer than most major cities in America. I walk around all hours of the day and night and never worry a bit.

Anyway, I was looking out the window of my taxi when I spotted a “hot toc” sign. Under it there was another sign that said “massage.” I knew I was in walking distance of the sexy cafes. So I told the driver to stop. I paid the whopping $3 fare and jumped out. Then I crossed the road and walked into the barbershop.

Just as I has suspected, there wasn’t a barber anywhere to be found. There wasn’t even a barber chair in this place. But there were two Vietnamese chicks in tight skirts sitting there staring at their phones. That is, until they noticed me.

sexy vietnamese chick looking at her phone

The first chick shot up and grabbed me. Without saying a word, she led me through a door into the back where there was the typical set up. We went into a booth with a massage table. Then she went out and grabbed some alcohol wipes. She returned and had me take off my shirt and take off my pants. She cleaned my hands, my nipples and my junk. Then she started sucking.

To be honest, her blowjob style wasn’t that fantastic. The pros usually suck pretty well in Saigon. But you do get some who are mediocre at best. She seemed to sense that I wasn’t getting fully into. So after about ten minutes of hard work, she stood up straight, pulled her dress down, and busted out a surprising large set of ivory white tits with light pink nipples. I pulled her close and suckled her bosom like a newborn baby while she jacked me off with a hand full of spit.

This really got me going and I was ready to let go. She sensed that too and pulled away from my embrace just in time to catch the load in her mouth. When it was out all, she sort of scolded me in a mocking way as if to say “you’re a bad boy.” She wiped me down with her mouth full. Then she left to clean herself up and probably spit out my spunk.

When she returned to get me I was already dressed. I asked how much and she said 150. So I gave her 150,000 Dong and headed out. She thanked me in Vietnamese and went back to her chair. And that was it. I paid 150 for a decent blow and go. At current exchange rates that is exactly $6.49. I think I paid that for a coffee in the airport the last time I went home. And that should help explain why I am not “home” anymore.

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