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The 5 best Taiwanese porn stars of all time

Taiwanese porn stars might not be as famous as their American or Japanese counterparts. I feel that is about to change. The top Taiwanese porn stars have already made their mark in other countries. It is only

NYC is going nuts over massage

New York City is a dump. It always has been and everyone knows it. You might figure that people living in such a hell hole would be immune to petty vice. In some ways they are. After

The 7 Best Filipina Porn Sites

Porn is officially banned in the Philippines, but you’d probably never know that unless you actually looked up the laws. That’s because a lot of people in the country watch porn on their phones and more than

The 6 best Cambodian porn stars of all time

Cambodian women have some of the best bodies in Asia. Yet there isn’t much in the way of Cambodian porn. The closest most people ever get to seeing sexy Cambodian chicks comes when they stumble on social

I fucked a Japanese MILF who wasn’t very sexy

I have a confession to make. I fucked an ugly old Japanese MILF. Unlike the super sexy Japanese MILF I told you about before, this woman wasn’t very sexy at all. But I would still call her

Ola Ola massage review

Bangkok has some of the best massage parlors in the world. They’re trustworthy and cost effective. But there are a lot of massage parlors in Bangkok. I had to narrow down the field to find places I

I got my cock sucked by a Japanese politician

In the latest of my many successive sexual adventures, I got my cock sucked by a Japanese politician in Tokyo. It happened recently and it was pretty damn good. You don’t have to believe me. I am

Hemorrhoids should be banned from porn

Hemorrhoids are a health issue suffered by millions of people around the world. I am not one of them. But I have suffered from seeing chicks like London Rose in porn with hemorrhoids. It is gross and

Stop carrying around water

Remember when I told you guys to stop eating ass and jizzing in Filipinas? Well this is a way more important message. You have to stop carrying around huge jugs of water. It is not funny and

Syncbot review

The Syncbot is a high tech male sex toy that is unlike anything else you or I have ever seen or experienced. I actually hesitate to call the Syncbot a tool at all. It’s actually a very

Mia sex toy review

Did you ever wish you could switch a chick’s pussy? You know, maybe you met a really nice woman but her twat wasn’t tight enough. Or it wasn’t clean enough. Maybe it was decent but you were