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Review of Paradise Saloon in Lawrence

You might not expect much in the way of titty bars from a town like Lawrence, Kansas, which is seemingly in the middle of nowhere. The area probably wouldn’t be known by anyone outside of the immediate

Life in the third world sucks

Earlier today I noticed that a brief power outage in New York became a major news story broadcast all around the world. It reminded me that I am living in the third world, and that life here

I fucked a super thicc Korean chick

Today I am going to tell you about the time I fucked a super thicc Korean chick. Don’t get confused, because she wasn’t fat at all. I am not opposed to nailing the occasional slam pig once

Bangkok soapy massage in a nutshell

Bangkok soapy massage parlors are some of the biggest brothels in the entire world. The go go bars of Bangkok might be more numerous or well known to the average guy. But the big soapy massage parlors

Hooker Hill in Seoul in a nutshell

Hooker Hill is a famous red light district for foreigners in South Korea. It is located in Itaewon. Itaewon is a neighborhood in Seoul, where a lot of Westerners like to congregate. It is sort of like

The 5 best Thai porn stars of all time

Making a list of the best Thai porn stars of all time isn’t the hardest thing even if my dick does wiggle at the thought of some of these babes. Although Thailand is world famous as a

Thai happy ending massage in Tokyo

If you know anything about Japan, you might know that it’s filled with sexy chicks. Maybe you also know that thousands of sexy Japanese chicks work in prostitution in Tokyo. You might also know that most of

I fucked three Asian chicks today

I fucked three Asian chicks today. As I write this, the clock just hit midnight and all three pussies were penetrated within the last 12 hours. So it is actually more like I fucked three chicks in

How Thai whores survived the lockdown

You’ve heard it all before. In fact you’re actually living through it yourself. We’ve reached a point in history where the great depression meets the Spanish Flu and everything turns to shit. Well not everything, but a

How to tell if your Thai girlfriend is a whore

I have found that a lot of guys are in relationships with Thai whores without even knowing it. Sure there are the guys who willingly shack up with bar girls. But I am not talking about them.

I fucked your Thai girlfriend

I’ve got bad news for a couple of guys in America and Europe who send money to Thai chicks every month: I fucked your girlfriend. Please believe me when I say that it wasn’t something I went