Review of 7-HEAVEN blowjob lounge in Bangkok, Thailand

7-HEAVEN blowjob shop is one of the best in Bangkok. There are a ton of blowjob bars in Bangkok. Even if you went to a different one every day it would take you over a week to visit them all. And the truth is that most of them are pretty similar. But 7-Heaven stands at the head of the pack.

That’s because 7-Heaven is filled with hot chicks. Seriously, look at the 7-Heaven line up. This is a big difference from most BJ bars in Bangkok which hire plenty of average, old and even fat chicks. 7-Heaven also has more of a Japanese-style pink salon vibe. And as with most things, a Japanese touch means that it is better than average.

Of course this all comes with a price. The name of the game here is pay-for-play after all. 7-Heaven charges a premium for its services and has higher rates than other blowjob bars in Bangkok. But as I’ll explain in this review, it is somewhat justified.

7-Heaven was started by a pretty good looking chick who worked over at Bit Style. Apparently she left that place and opened 7-Heaven. But I don’t see her around any more so I don’t know what she’s up to now. This kind of stuff is normal in Bangkok so I rarely pay much attention.

Entering 7-Heaven

What matters is the shop itself. 7-Heaven is easy to find. It’s in the first alley on the right side of Soi 33 when walking up from Sukhumvit. As I mentioned in my review of Dozo Massage, Soi 33 is loaded with Japanese businesses. So you’ll see some ramen shops along with the blowjob salons.

When you walk into 7-Heaven you enter a pretty big lobby. It’s white and astonishingly clean and neat for a BJ place. Even the pink salons in squeaky clean Japan are a little grimy. But not this place. There’s a desk at the far end where a chick sits with a tablet.

First you choose your service. There is a menu that makes it all really easy. A hand job is 1000 Baht. A blow job is 1300 Baht. A blow job from 2 chicks is 2500 Baht. And a blow job from 3 chicks is 3500 Baht. So for a standard blowjob you are paying almost double what you would at another BJ bar in Bangkok. But few BJ bars have chicks that look like this. So the equivalent of about $40 American ain’t bad.

After you pay, you choose your chicks. Depending on the menu item you pick one or more of the girls from the pictures. There’s no line up, so you can’t see them in person. But the pics aren’t much different thant the real people, so it’s not that bad. After you pick your chicks, you grab a complimentary drink from the cooler and wait for your cute cocksucker to arrive.

Getting served

Your chick will show up in a short skirt and grab you by the hand. Then you go up some stairs. If you paid the regular price, you go into one of the cubicles. They’re all lined up and the walls don’t go all the way up. So you can hear other guys getting off next to you. But they’re still more private than the open-plan blowjob bars in Japan. If you want privacy, you can pay extra from a VIP room.

Next you take off your clothes so your chick can wash your junk in the sink. Then you lay down on a massage table. From there you get your service started. And it is surprisingly good in my experience. A lot of guy think fat chicks and old birds are the best at giving head. In some cases they are. But the ladies at 7-Heaven are pretty much all hot and all good at sucking. So it’s like the perfect combination.

Sure the prices are higher at 7-Heaven. But they’re not so much higher than you want to walk away in disgust. The rooms aren’t fantastic, but you aren’t paying for that. You’re not even paying for the “free” drink. You’re paying more for the girls. And I’m sure the higher prices leads to higher salaries, which is why they can get hotter chicks.

Another plus about 7-Heaven is that they don’t penalize premature ejaculators. If you blow your load in the first ten minutes you aren’t throw out the door. You have a full forty minutes to hang out with your chick and even get a second nut out if you can. These days it usually takes me a while to cum. But this is a nice touch anyway.