A cheap score at a Colombian titty bar

I am not a cheap charlie. I have been known to drop hundreds or even thousands of dollars when the situation calls for it. But I also work on scoring freebies and finding deals too. Even when I am paying for play. That’s how I ended up getting a $6.50 blowjob in Ho Chi Minh City. It’s also how I landed a cheap score at a Colombian titty bar.

I rolled into Fase II pretty early in the night. It was already dark but the night didn’t come alive yet. There were probably 10 or 12 dudes inside. They were all up around the stage. Some chick was up there getting busy. I ordered a drink from the bar then kicked back and sat at one of the tables closer to the door.

Guy walks into a bar

I saw a couple of plain looking chicks in their street clothes over by the bar. I noticed them but didn’t really care about them one way or another. I watched the stage a bit, checked my phone then just happened to glance back over. One of the chicks was staring at me. I smiled and nodded at her. She took that as an invitation to come over.

The chick was short and petite and sort of cute. But she was also a little homely. She looked like a non-famous version of Penelope Cruz. She asked if she could sit down and I said sure. We talked a little bit. It turned out she was working there but not on stage.

She told me a little about her life and asked me some questions. She was a 22 year old woman from around Medellin. She had a boyfriend but no children. She was somewhat new at her job. After she told me all of that she asked what I was looking for. I said “sex” and she laughed. It was like she was surprised at the answer. What can I say? I am an honest man.

After she finished laughing, she asked if I would like to “try” sex with her. I asked her how much. She said 150,000 Pesos. Now I was laughing. I told her I could spare 80,000 but I didn’t want to travel to a room. I was friendly about it but at the same time serious. She said okay to the 80,000 but I would have to cover the room. Thankfully they have cabanas right next door on the cheap so I was totally up for it.

Closing the deal

Now the regular price at this place is closer to 200,000 including the room. But everything is up for negotiation. Especially when a chick in plain clothes is just hanging out and not even officially dancing on stage. So no one seemed to care one way or another. In fact no one seemed to notice the conversation at all besides her and I.

So we both got up to leave. I walked out the front door and she went through some door in the side. We met right next door inside the open floor where all the cabanas are. She made arrangements for the room and got a condom. Then we walked over to the room. It was sparse but good enough with a bed set for rocking.

We got naked and had some pretty run of the mill sex. She had small tits and ass. When I was 18 I might have gone buck wild and smashed her like a potato. But now I am older and I’ve fucked hundreds of women. Some incredibly hot. So I just took my time and did her in a way that was enjoyable but not strenuous. I don’t really know if she was into. And I don’t really care since I was paying for the pussy.

I don’t have anything bad to say about her. In fact I don’t have much to say about her at all. She was a bit better looking naked instead of being dressed in baggy jeans and a t-shirt. But to be honest my main memory of the sex is when I got on top of her in missionary. She was so short that the top of her head was right around my chin. So when I was humping her I looked down and got a close up view of her scalp. Unfortunately it was covered in white flaky dandruff.

Fortunately I was able to push past that, close my eyes, and pump a load out into the rubber. It wasn’t my proudest moment. But it wasn’t my lowest either. Don’t forget I fucked a fat Indonesian chick and even paid a visit to the infamous Bush Mountain in Pattaya!

Still for a grand total of less than $30 American including my cover fee I can’t say I felt slighted in the least. Especially when the going rate at this place is closer to $60 or $70. I got a deal god damn it. And I got my nut off too. There is always some value in that! At the very least it left me with a story to write about here. That ought to count for something.