Tijuana sucks

I have been writing about my travels and sexual exploits for years now. A couple million of you have even read my maniacal rantings. Out of that group quite a few have asked me about Tijuana. It tends to come up over and over each and every year. Guys want to know what I think about Tijuana. Or why I don’t talk about it here. So let’s dig into it.

There’s nothing good about Tijuana that I can see. Now some of you might say, “well Enzo, it’s near California.” But since when does being near California make something good? As far as I can tell things tend to be better the farther they are from Cali! Even Californians want to get away from California.

I guess a lot of them are hoping on the tram and riding down to Tijuana. You know why they go. There’s lots of whores and drugs. And neither of those things can be found anywhere in California. No seriously though. People basically go to Tijuana because it’s close to the border and it has drugs and prostitutes. There’s really no other reason to visit Tijuana.

Who cares about Tijuana?

I don’t like drugs much and I stay away from addicts. I am high on life and pussy is my poison. So that eliminates one of the main motivations I might have to visit the place. Porn videos featuring Tijuana prostitutes eliminate whatever feeling to go there is left.

What about how close Tijuana is to America? That’s no draw for me either. I left America was I was 19 and I will never move back. I visit America a few times a year. But I avoid the west coast. I am not from there, and having been to the left coast I see no reason to ever return. I’d be more likely to get more easy sex in Omaha.

I spend most of my time in Asia with Europe being a secondary destination when I seek the love and attention of Romanian sex workers. Tijuana isn’t close to Omaha, Asia or any part of Europe. So the fact that is just over the bridge from San Diego means nothing to me.

Why Tijuana is to be avoided

Sure there are a bunch of sex workers in Tijuana. So what? There aren’t hookers more in Tijuana than there are in other cities like Bangkok, Berlin, Vienna, Pattaya, HCMC, Tokyo, Seoul, Hong Kong, Medellin, Cali, or even Phnom Penh.

Tijuana hookers aren’t cheaper than prostitutes in Caracas, Cartagena, Lima, Managua, Can Tho, Siem Reap, Prague, Frankfurt, Jakarta, Hong Kong, Angeles City or even Pattaya! So again, what is the big deal?

And don’t tell me Tijuana has the best looking ladies either. Because then I will just have to laugh in your face. Most of what you see down there is top heavy chubby chicks with baby damage, bad tattoos, and a hasty “hurry up and cum” kind of attitude only matched by the window ladies of Amsterdam.

Let’s say no money is no object and you’re really into short stubby single moms with big bellies. You’re still more likely to get shaken down by the police, robbed by street thugs, or murdered by cartel killers than you are to fuck a good looking chick in Tijuana at any price.

The Tijuana scene is basically two fold. You have some rowdy strip clubs where over hyped dancers charge too much for mechanical sex with a condom. Then you have the cheaper street prostitutes who offer more trouble than they are worth. Forty bucks for short time with a street hooker in Cascadas Hotel or $100 and a bunch of tips for a stretch marked stripper? You choose.

If I was stuck in San Diego maybe I would think better of Tijuana. I might even put up with the constant threat of robbery or death to get some of that over-used twat on offer down there. But I do have a choice. And I choose to stay away.

I’ve been all around the world. And I have fucked tons of women. I have been to Tijuana but I see no reason to ever go back. If you ask me Costa Rica is overrated and the hottest Colombian chicks are in Panama. But Tijuana just plain sucks.