I caught the clap from a Korean hooker
I caught the clap from a prostitute in South Korea. It sucks. I had the whole deal. Drippy dick hole, terrible burning sensation when I had to piss, embarrassing trip to a doctor that specializes in disgusting guys like me, and finally a big sharp metal needle right in my ass.
South Korean and Japanese guys are infamous for their lack of condom usage. Japanese places will even ban foreigners under the pretense that we all have STDs. The funny thing is that I got burned in South Korea and Japan both over the years. But I never got anything in Cambodia or Vietnam. The point is that stereotypes are bullshit. We’re all human. And we can all get sexually transmitted infections. Even your grandpa!
But we don’t always use this information in the best way possible. And that includes me too. After all, I am the guy who creampied a Jakarta hooker, blew a raw load in a $30 Thai prostitute, and just got burned by a Korean sex worker. What can I say? Sometimes the little head takes over.
Not enough options
I was in Seoul and unable to meet any chicks for like 2 days. Now for most people this might not sound like much. But I rarely go a day without getting my dick wet. And I spent most of my time in places like Vietnam where I can date and pay for cheap blowjobs to my heart’s desire. So I was hard up and horny.
Online dating hasn’t worked well in South Korea for a while. At least not in my experience. Ten years ago it was way easy to pick up chicks right on the street. Then you had the internet for a decent backup. These days good luck with either. But there are still tons of hookers!
Well there you run into a problem too. Most South Korean prostitutes won’t even look at you if you’re not Korean. They’re scared your nasty foreign dick with shoot them up with sickness. Well look at me! The same thing happened but in reverse. At least I am not a xenophobe so I will keep fucking Koreans whenever I can. Though I’ll be more likely to rubber up in the future.
Finding an auntie in a RLD
With few options but a growing number of sperm in my ball bag I headed out to one of the remaining Seoul red light districts. That was the Yeongdeungpo RLD behind the Times Square Mall.
The Yeongdeungpo red light district is still on the old glass whorehouse model. The chicks stand around behind glass windows and try to flag down customers. Unless they are foreigners. All the hot chicks that look like K-Pop rejects immediately look away when a guy who isn’t Korean walks by. Try to approach and they lock the door and disappear.
But the old ajumma will come out into the street and try to grab foreign dudes by the arm. Because they actually need to business and don’t mind taking any cock as long as it comes with a pay out.
I knew this going in and I was ready for it. Since I don’t mind the occasional sexy Asian MILF this is the sort of thing I do from time to time. So I did it.
Just like clockwork the sexy chicks turned their backs and the moms and aunts aggressively tried to get me in their booths. I just wanted to get a nut off so I went right in with the forth lady who was middle aged but decent enough looking to fuck. She tried to ask me for 130,000 Won which is high but not out of the realm of possibilities. I said 100K and she immediate said yes. Off to the action!
Plucked and fucked
She actually spoke some English which was funny and also weird. Most people her age in South Korea can barely speak any English at all. Maybe she used to work around the army bases or even on Hooker Hill. Who knows?
Anyway she got naked and started making a lot of super fake porn sounds before I even touched her. Or what she thought the sounds of porn were. Lots of “oh” and “yeah” and “come on baby.” She was thin with a bad tit job but otherwise looked good for her age. She sucked a mean cock then laid back and spread her legs and lips. I joked that I was going to put it in raw even though she handed me a condom package.
She said “ok if you want.” I hesitated. Then I laid my throbbing cock head on her clit to gauge her response. Then I hesitated again. “Okay baby” she said again in broken but totally understandable English. So I reached down and pushed it in.
The sex was decent. Nothing special. Just a missionary pump and dump with a crazy soundtrack provided by her constant noises. It didn’t feel good enough to be worth an infection. But for some reason I wasn’t expecting one either. Maybe my luck just ran out. Anyway after about 10 minutes of stroking off in her cunt I popped my bird out and jizzed on her small black bush.
Burned and turned
“Thank you baby,” she said as she wiped up the semen. Then I was unceremoniously pushed out the door and back into the street. I got my load off but the sex was unsatisfying. I didn’t regret it but I didn’t think it was worth it either. Especially as I walked back down that lonely street.
The next morning I woke up and I instantly knew something was wrong. I had my normal wake up hard on but my piss hole was tingling like a Thai girl just sucked me after eating som tam. I panicked, pulled my cock out, and gave it a milk. Yep, there it was. That old familiar sticky white discharge. Then I went to piss. FUCK! It burned like a mother.
On to Google. I tracked down a walk in clinic with English speaking staff. A fat old nurse took me in a room and with a look of disgust yanked down my pants, spun me around, and jammed the needle in my right ass cheek. It hurt, but not as bad as pissing with the clap did earlier that morning. I paid my fifty bucks and was again left out in the street.
I drank tons of water and Pocari Sweat to dissipate the discharge and make pissing easier. It worked somewhat, at least until the medicine took hold. By that night everything was drying up.
Two days later I was totally healed with no more discharge or pain. I took another test after two weeks and it came up negative for all STDs. So I guess I will get back at it. What else am I going to do? I have this hard cock and I need to stick it somewhere. But hopefully there will be no more clap in the future.
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Whoring is fun
A chick I used to fuck recently sent me a message. It
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I got tennis elbow from fapping
Believe it or not, but I got tennis elbow from fapping. I
Man thats fucked up. Glad ya ok.
Not the expert here, I mean apart from HIV are most STDs curable?
What’s your knowledge and experience?
Well, it’s a risk of having sex. I’m not an expert either. Based on what I know, bacterial infections like chlamydia, syphilis and gonorrhea (usually) are curable. Viral infections like HSV, HPV and HIV are not.
>South Korean and Japanese guys are infamous for their lack of condom usage.
>The point is that stereotypes are bullshit.
Yet you make an observation here about South Korean and Japanese guys, which people who don’t like the general observation would say is a “stereotype” to dismiss it. Different populations and groups have different average behavior in various ways – otherwise there would be no statistics about human behavior.
Isn’t culture different in different countries? A “stereotype,” yet true. Even if people differ in how much they follow the culture, it’s there.
Or for example, behavior in traffic in various countries – definitely different. In some countries they’re always honking their horns, you hear it incessantly in the cities. Same countries will have more aggressive behavior in general. In a lot of countries many will act like they just learned to drive, and be too macho to give way. And make a lot more illegal turns. Racking up traffic accidents. While in other countries traffic runs smoother and people are more responsible. A stereotype, some would say. But there is plenty of research about this. What people call “stereotype” can either be accurate or inaccurate, but silencing it with a label is not the way to go.
A stereotype is a popular but oversimplified idea about a group of people.
What I wrote about condom usage is a fact.
“in South Korea; previous studies show that about 50–80% of emerging adults do not use condoms during sexual intercourse” https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9292050/
“only 52 percent of women between the ages of 25 and 34 asked their partner to use a condom. The more surprising number is that just one out of three 30-year-old males used it” https://www.koreabiomed.com
“when Korean people have sexual relations with casual partners, they rarely use condoms …. Results of a survey conducted by Seoul National University Graduate School of Public Health on the request of the CDC showed that those that use condoms during sexual intercourse with someone they have just met numbered just 23 percent. If the person was an acquaintance, the number was only 17.8 percent.” https://www.hani.co.kr/arti/english_edition/e_national/173415.html
“According to a survey conducted in 2021 on sexuality and love in Japan, 26 percent of adult men did not use condoms during vaginal intercourse.”
“According to a survey conducted in 2021 on sexuality and love in Japan, over 34 percent of adult women did not use condoms during vaginal intercourse” – https://www.statista.com/statistics/1271295/japan-share-women-no-condom-usage-vaginal-sex-by-age-group/
Based on my personal experience the percentage who fuck without a condom in Japan is much higher than 34 percent.
“Anyway she got naked and started making a lot of super fake porn sounds before I even touched her.”
I hate that. Just act natural. If a girl is worried she isn’t making enough noise, she can just make sure she doesn’t keep her mouth closed.
It’s never the hottest girls who make fake noises and put on a fake porn look.
That prostitute, she should have known she had gonorrhea, so why not go get a shot herself?
She probably didn’t know. Gonorrhea doesn’t always cause symptoms. Especially in women.
Frightening
Oh well I guess I’ll have to make a trip to the temple
You could contract a deadly illness at a temple too though.
It’s scary to get STIs, the last time I smashed a hooker my condom broke and I told myself that am done for the night but in the morning the small head wanted some action 😂🤣😂 so I ended up smashing the hooker again before she left.
Did you survive the experience with a healthy ding dong intact?
Hahaahahh! Yea covid 19 is all the rage at religious institutes. Incidentally korean guys are infamous for leaving alot of half korean kids in the region.. anyways surprised about Japanese gentlemen.
Okay.
On stereotypes, prejudice, and bias… we all make our best informed judgment from the circumstances and trends as we perceive and understand them, I’d say that’s human nature, no blame to anyone for it except for the rare extreme skeptic that even doubts he is actually “alive” or that the world is “real”.
Meanwhile, I must add that Japanese soap-goers have a high interest in not using condoms… why else all the forums and sites dedicated to looking for “NS/NN” soaps, with comments indicating exactly which girl will accept? (Note none of them are in English… obviously)
On the other hand, don’t expect a condom for oral anywhere in Japan… I don’t know if they trust science, but apparently they expect the mouth is immune and safe.
I had a chick in a pinsaro pull a condom out on me once. I figured she probably knew something and just let her blow me with the thing on. But it didn’t feel so good and I never shot my wad.
No surprise about Japanese people, every user-based soap review or forum I’ve seen seems to be busy indicating S/NS/NN (skin, no-skin, no-skin&nakadashi aka cum inside). They even name the specific girls that offer it per brothel, and the extra fee if the girl charges it. AFAIK, Japanese gentlemen that care about condoms are always the guys that don’t want risk anything with child-support…
Nakadashi has been the norm in my experience.
Lmao at the fat nurse. Did you tell her how you contracted it and thus the ?
I remember the first time I hit it raw with a freelancer in Phuket. I was stupid drunk and couldn’t feel much, so against my better judgment I told the girl I needed to remove the condom to unload. She obliged. I woke up the next day wondering wtf did I just do. Walking down Bangla road, I saw one of those STD clinic and decided to go in. I told the nurse what happened in a night of drunken stupor, to which she said a lot of guys like me come in with the same story. Lol. I was pretty uneducated about everything back then. Luckily, nothing came of it. Now, call me crazy but I go raw as the norm and use the pull-out method.
She barely communicated at all outside of a few grunts. Nothing like the cute nurses in Thailand. In South Korea the hot chicks go into airlines or get married. The scary fat ones go into internal medicine. I’ve done my share of going in raw over the years. It’s now come back to bite me in the ass. If the chick is hot enough I can use a nice thin condom with no problem. With the others I have to wonder if I should even be fucking them at all.
I hope you sre ok now sir Enzo after getting clap.
I’m up and Adam bro!