I got fucked in the ass
Well guys, it happened. I got fucked in the ass. I hope you won’t lose respect for me after reading this. It is just one of the many things that has happened to me in Asia. It would be dishonest for me to keep this from you. So I would rather just explain what went down.
I was in Thailand. Pattaya to be precise. And I was spending a ton of time in Soi 6 bars. If you know anything about the land of smiles then you’ve probably heard about the ladyboys. Pattaya in particular has a ton of ladyboys. The ones who work in the bars and the streets aren’t shy about approaching you either.
People do stuff in Pattaya that they wouldn’t try anywhere else in the world. A favorite saying among ladyboy sex workers is “never try, never know.” From what I hear a lot of guys do end up trying. Some say they are fooled by ladylike ladyboys. Others admit they just wanted to give it the old college try.
I’m not the first to get fucked
They say if you spend enough time in this part of the world you will eventually end up with some kind of anal experience. I’m not talking about fucking chicks in the butt or eating ass either. This is about being on the receiving end of a stiff prick.
Some dudes stick to just getting a blowjob from a ladyboy. The persistent rumor is that ladyboys give the best head. Supposedly they know how to do it because they were born with cocks themselves. I have never bought into this. I think it’s just a form of guerrilla marketing from ladyboy hookers.
The main thing that makes ladyboys really stand out from ladies is their penises. Sure some get the chop and have their dongs lopped off. But most of the ladyboy bar workers in Pattaya have wangs swinging between their legs. Some are basically just piss sticks because female hormone pills have rendered them floppy. But there are plenty of ladyboys who still get hard and love to fuck farang ass. They tend to look more Amazonian and a few even have five o’clock shadows. But hey, when in Rome right?
I got pounded out
Last week I was hanging out at one of my favorite bars on Soi 6. Only a few chicks work there and they are all very average. But they are also really chill. Most of them give good head and they are not too money hungry. I often go there and hang out in between cheap blowjobs. I even have fun chatting with the chicks and the older woman behind the bar. At this point they let me come in through the back door on Soi 6/1. As you may know, some of the most aggressive ladyboy prostitutes in Pattaya also prowl that back alley.
After leaving the bar that day I took a piss and headed out the back door. My plan was to walk down to the beach. From there I would turn left and have a leisurely stroll down to Starbucks for an an overpriced and unflavored espresso. But I was immediately accosted by a huge ladyboy with biceps bigger than my own. She was super aggressive. She kept asking me “where you go” and offering me all kinds of weird sex for 500 Baht. “I like you I do good.” You know, stuff like that. I didn’t want to get physical but I came close. But then something snapped in my brain and I finally gave in.
I stopped walking and let my guard down. Then I stood square to her. She stepped back and I spoke. “Sorry but I have somewhere to go. Do you mind if I walk to the beach alone? Thank you.” Surprisingly this worked. She said “okay sorry ka” and returned to her battle station. Relieved, I continued my journey down to the beach.
I got to Starbucks and had my drink. Then I pulled out my phone and logged in to the account that I pay taxes from. I had already done most of my US taxes online. I just needed to read them over and submit it all. This is where I got fucked in the ass. I won’t get into the exact numbers but lets just say I got hammered right between the cheeks. The income tax in America is already sky high for business people. What makes it worse is owing this money even if you don’t live in the US at all!
So yes. I have joined the ranks of men who have had their ass holes hammered out. The amazonian kathoey on Soi 6/1 might not have stuck her giant cock up my butt. But I got fucked in the ass nonetheless.
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Nice post! I almost believed it until I realised what day it is today.
Thanks bro.
You’re an absolute chad dude! Do you mind sharing some tips to an inexperienced? I saw a girl I want to fuck (no relationsip) at a club twice and I’m certain I’ll see her again. The problem is that I chicken out when it comes to the actual talking.
Do you have any advice on how to begin a conversation, flirt, and ask the person to come over?
How do you lead a conversation towards sex?
Thanks in advance!
I never know how to answer these kind of questions. If I saw a chick I liked I would probably just walk up to her, say “hey,” and try to strike up a conversation. I don’t have any “game” or premeditated plans for picking up women. Then again I don’t really go to clubs anymore either. Good luck dude.
Every American including me is Uncle Sam’s prison bitch wherever he is in the world. Then people are amazed that more born and raised Americans leave to live elsewhere and some of them renounce their American citizenship. The number of Americans on the previous sentence I stated increase year after year.
Some people leave. Many more stay. Hey hey hey. It’s the American way.
Most American men do not know any better because of the effective propaganda and of those few American men who do know better then they find it difficult to escape even for a vacation and much more so to live and work away from the heterosexual man and boy hating USA dystopia. Some men fully know, understand and love the dystopian abuse. When it comes to American women, why would they ever want to leave except for maybe a vacation to see and experience something different so they could appreciate how good they have it at American men’s expense when they finally return home. The USA and indeed all of the West is women’s utopia because it is men’s dystopia. Canada is worse because of total prostitution prohibition and at least the USA has very overpriced legal brothels in rural counties of the State of Nevada yet it is illegal in Clark County where the city of Las Vegas is located as well as Washoe County where the city of Reno is located.
Don’t vote dude!
Completely random but one time you asked where to find attractive Indian girls. I found them in the legal brothels in New Zealand.
Wow thanks for the info dude! I had no idea. I knew there were Koreans and Japanese down there. What city? Is it worth the trip? Indian born Indians? Dark skin?
Nice April fool sir 🤣, anyways google is American country,so they will charge you as the rules are in us 🤣. Here in India when you earn money from google adds or youtube monetize channel,all we have to do is fill and special form and boom government won’t take even single penny from your google adds revenue or youtube monetize channel 😀.
Yeah but America has more cops and bombs! So at least it’s not wasted.
It was at a place called Pelican Club in Auckland. I went there 5 times, and had 2 attractive Indians. They were fairly dark skinned. They weren’t born in India, but there parents were. They have a website where you can see info and pics of the girls bodies. I’d say it’s worth it, but Auckland isn’t very exciting otherwise. I didn’t see any Japanese or Korean there, but did see Viet and Filipina. I don’t remember the exact prices, but it’s more expensive than Germany (€50) and cheaper than the USA ($200). I think it’s a good bet you could also find them in Australia brothels. And also on Adultwork.com in the UK, although that site is very hit and miss.
Great info bro. Thanks a lot! You’re probably right about Australia. The problem there is that you’d have to go to Australia.
I am was in Pattaya last week too… in 2 days i enjoyed 3 different freelance from TF.
But now am back to Bkk..
We may have crossed paths. At least we didn’t cross swords!
Taxes are gay just like getting pounded in the ass.
Taxes have no sexual orientation! We all get fucked equally.